Nezha wrote a hundred thousand cold jokes.

Nezha wrote a hundred thousand cold jokes.

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Nezha wrote a hundred thousand cold jokes.

At the end of the injured dynasty, Zhou Wang was dissolute. Xibo monkey chicken prostitute, take advantage of the situation to rebel. Feeling off topic?

Cut to the chase, March of the same year.

? Master, master, madam, she gave birth. ? In Li Fu, a dinking opened the door of the study with a face of excitement.

? Oh? On hearing the birth of his wife, Li Jing, who was wandering in the room, was suddenly brought back to reality. A face of joy goes to the ladies' room.

? Lady. ? Excavate's mouth is as big as a bowl.

? Ah, Xianggong. ? The woman lying in bed laughs like a spring breeze.

? Dear, you conceived in October and finally gave birth. ? Excavate came to the lady's window with relief.

? Thank you very much, madam. Is it a men's ball? Or a women's group? Excavate narrowing her eyes, a face of excitement continued.

The words sound just fell, and Li Jing immediately petrified. Look at a rock-like spherical object on the edge of the village.

Word, excavate fidgety pull out a sword,? Why gave birth to a ball? Cut it angrily at a ball full of thorns that looks like a fossil version.

? Xianggong, keep the ball under the sword. ? Always fragile lady, showing the expression of Chu people's love, blocked the sword she saw.

? Lady, don't stop. I miss you for three years and six months. Now that such a monster has been born, there must be a monster at work. Excavate gushing said.

? Xianggong, this is not our child. To tell the truth, this ball was saved by my body for three years. I'm sorry to keep it from Xianggong. ? The lady explained with an excited expression.

? Honey, dare you be a little more boring? Excavate showed a face of want to cry.

Then, I remembered another very serious thing, and continued:? So what? Where are the children?

? Dad suddenly, a loud noise passed through my heart, and the reverberation came from behind.

? Ah, Li Jing turned around with tears in her eyes.

? The baby is here. ? A rough and bold voice rang again.

When he saw the creepy muscles and huge figure, Li Jing suddenly petrified, and the next moment, blood poured out of his mouth.

? Uber, be careful with the sword. ? Excavate look excited, blood eye hazy cut toward each other. However, it is easy to be caught by the other side with both hands.

? Dad, children are not monsters. Why do you face each other with swords as soon as you meet? ? The giant Kawaii looked at his father innocently.

? Shut up, I won't give birth. I'll pick up Whiteblade's child empty-handed. ? Excavate look angry growled.

? Dad, forgive me. ? The giant Kawaii suddenly closed his eyes and continued word by word: It is not a child's skill to meet the blade with bare hands. Dad's setting is 100% to meet the blade with bare hands. ?

Excavate was stunned by the sword, and his mind echoed for a long time. Really? 100% was picked up empty-handed.

? Nonsense, even so, I am good-looking, and my wife is beautiful, so I can't give birth to you, a reckless Shan Ye. ? Excavate resolutely does not believe that his wife will give birth to such a fake Kawaii as big as a cow.

? I see. Dad doesn't like the appearance of the baby. That's easy to handle. Although I think it looks perfect now, brackets are in various senses. ? Say, giant Kawaii also posed as a bodybuilder.

? Since dad doesn't like it, forget it. In fact, after I was born, there was another setting. Laugh in brackets. ? The giant Kawaii continued to look mysterious.

? That would be great. Excavate assumed a look of relief and emotion, and then continued to roar with an angry expression. What the hell? Where are you from? What the hell is a bracket smile? Don't frame yourself ?

The words sound just fell, not far from the cottage Kawaii, the whole body is sending out dazzling brilliance, which makes Li Jing's eyes hard to open.

Then, in front of Jing Li, there appeared several cute heads of Kawaii girls. Please choose a girl's head. ? Beautiful and sweet voice sounded in Excavate's mind.

? What the hell is this? With an avatar? Shit, it's still sister paper. I have never seen a sister paper like Swasinger. ? Excavate lit the mouse and muttered to himself.

Looking at the screen, all kinds of girls' heads, Li Jing's eyes sparkled. ? I think I will choose this one. It's my type. ? Suddenly, when he saw a picture of Chun-Li, Li Jing clicked OK with the mouse and said to herself.

? Please choose your favorite clothes. ? After the head portrait was confirmed, the beautiful and sweet voice came out again, and then all kinds of girls' clothes appeared on the screen.

? This dress is not quite right, but I like it, hehe. ? The father of the giant Kawaii showed his spring scenery and a gloomy expression.

After the clothes are selected, a beautiful and pleasant voice appears on the screen. Settings, the role is being generated. ?

? So soon, where is the map? Don't you need to set it? Excavate a face of doubt muttered.

In excavate a face of doubt and expectation?

? Dad, this new image is quite refreshing. ? A subtle voice reached the ears of Excavate.

However, the head has changed, but the figure is still as strong as before. Uncle Li suddenly spilled blood and fell to the ground unconscious.

? Your brother-in-law, Uncle Li, was full of blood. He picked up his sword and cut it directly at his son. However, it was stopped by the witty housekeeper Wang Er.

? Wang Er, if you dare to stop me, you will fail. ? Excavate thundered.

? Wrong, sir. I'm just passing by. I don't know why, my body suddenly got out of control, so I ran to pick up Whiteblade empty-handed. ? Two people look excited gushing way.

Li Jing's heart was as white as ashes. He lost his sword and sighed. Then he said to the giant Kawaii. That's it. That's it? Now, I can't prove that you are not my own, so give birth to a stronger daughter. ?

? Well, dad hates it. ? The giant Kawaii squinted and spoiled with a charming voice. This hand accidentally photographed Li Jing standing beside him. Suddenly, the powerful fan force directly flew Li Jing several meters away and directly hit the wall.

? Although it looks a little cute, it is full, male? Son? Han? Yo. ? Kawaii, the giant, put on a look that he thought was cute, and said with milk.

Suddenly, the blood in Uncle Li's mouth, like magma 3000 meters underground, gushed out instantly? .

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