Mahua FunAge's "Lantern Festival" sketch complete lines (2)

shower: there is nothing here, thank you, brother.

shower: as you can see, friend, this is a bag full of Yuanxiao dregs flour that my brother just gave me, so I can wash the bowl and drink it when I go home, and the rest can be pasted with couplets.

boatman: who are you fooling here? Give me the money, and I'll cut you off.

shower: (running) Oh, don't chase me, I don't have any money.

boatman: believe it or not, I will cut you.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

shower: don't chase me, I have no money.

boatman: stop right there and give me the money.

eldest brother: I said, don't chase, brother. I thought my brother owed you ten pence. You guys must be unable to make up for it for a while.

shower: stop chasing me, I don't have any money.

eldest brother: well, I'll give you an iou.

boatman: ten pence and an iou.

Big Brother: What's your name today?

boatman: Fu Jiping

Big Brother: The rich help the poor and rob him.

boatman: what are you doing? Why are you robbing me?

eldest brother: our ancestors taught us that we must

rob the rich and help the poor

eldest brother: the rich and help the poor are hard for us to find.

boatman: I told the rich to help the poor, so you robbed me. Then my neighbor's name is Liang Zi. Why don't you rob him?

Big Brother: My ancestors also said that we must not

Everyone: Tie Liangzi

Big Brother: Haha, I wonder, too. I said why my ancestors only mentioned these two people to us.

boatman: are these two people? Why are you so uneducated? It's an idiom to rob the rich and help the poor, and to make enemies means to make enemies.

Big Brother: That's true.

Boatman: I dare to swear with my life.

Big Brother: Since you are so educated, you might as well stay on the mountain and be our strategist.

incompetence: alas, brother, I'm almost here, so you don't need to invite an assistant military adviser, do you?

eldest brother: I said I was incompetent. You instigated all of us to look for these two people for so many years.

incompetence: elder brother, anyway, did you find them today?

eldest brother: well, that's true.

incompetence: right

eldest brother: well, you can stay.

boatman: ok

eldest brother: what do you think?

Everyone: Here

Big Brother: Well, since there is no objection, it's settled. It also happens that today is the fifteenth day of the first month, so you are ranked fifteenth. This is providence.

Lu Zhishuang: Brother, I'm a freshman, so why do I rank seventh?

eldest brother: it seems that god didn't mean it at that time.

Lu Zhishuang: What did he do in those two days?

Wukesong: Brother Lu Zhishuang, what are you? My name is Wukesong, and I am the sixth oldest.

Second child: Ha, ha, ha. The Wukesong brothers can not only beat tigers, but also be careless. You are ranked 16, don't slide down 11.

Hu Shiniang: Brother, isn't our ranking a bit too casual? I didn't have the nerve to say it just now. We have to rearrange our names.

Shi Niang: alas, alas, don't rearrange it. What if you try to find another one in the back?

Hu Shiniang: Ten Niang, are you like eating table tennis all your life?

Shi Niang: rearrange!

Lu zhishuang: wait a minute, brother, there's no need to rearrange it. The new brother Fu doesn't affect me.

Shi Niang: Of course it won't affect you if you are in the front. Have you considered for our brother who is behind?

aunt sun: yes, you think about future generations, you think about future generations.

(everyone is arguing)

Big Brother: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Boatman: Let's stop arguing. Let me say something about this. (Move out) After that, do as I say

Big Brother: Hahaha, don't throw it too far, just throw it on the hillside.

Boatman: Ah

Big Brother: Well, those who agree to re-rank stand over there, and those who don't agree to re-rank stand here.

eldest brother: I said the second child. You are the second child. Do you have any other opinions?

incompetence: elder brother, I want to fight

eldest brother: I believe it or not, fight your skin, and you come back. Go!

shower: oh, don't chase me, I really don't have any money. Don't chase me, I really don't have any money. Don't chase me, I really don't have any money.

Big Brother: You are a joke on our Twist Mountain. Go!

incompetence: who should take the lead here?

Lu Zhishuang: It's ...

Wukesong: What's my head position as a cook? Haha, come on! Aunt Sun, let's have a competition.

Aunt Sun: You are very good at picking. You think I'm a woman, so you think I'm easy to bully, don't you? (Sword dancing)

Wukesong: I'll let you have a good taste of my one-finger Zen mouth. Very spicy, very spicy.

(Aunt Sun cuts off her leg with a sword)

Wukesong: So you are not afraid of spicy food. Then I'll show you my empty hands.

(Sun Er-yi stabbed Wukesong, but Wukesong was defeated)

Wukesong: Thank you for your arrival.

aunt sun: one to zero.