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Sad to say that it will choke after reading it (55)

First, no one is really busy. Everyone has a 24-hour day. The so-called busyness and leisure are just more important things in his heart.

Second, you will leave sooner or later, and now you are just delaying the time to leave!

Third, sometimes I take others too seriously, and as a result, I am nothing in the eyes of others.

4. There will always be times of confusion in life, but in the eyes of others, you are just a little more silent than usual, and no one will be surprised. This kind of war is doomed to be alone.

Don't make promises easily, because promises that can't be fulfilled are nonsense.

6. Some things can be accomplished without effort. No one likes 100 yuan, no matter how well the RMB is designed in 50 yuan.

Seven, leave you, or I live a happier life.

Eight, no one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, and whether it hurts when you fall. They will only look at where you finally stand, and then envy or disdain.

Nine, like and like me clearly, you don't like me.

Ten, some words are always stuck in the throat like fishbones, but it is difficult to say.

Eleven, take off the stubborn mask will be a crying face.

Twelve, once I thought: loneliness is talking to myself; Now I think: loneliness is that you forget to talk to yourself.

Thirteen, the best tacit understanding is that I understand your affectation and reserve, and you understand my plot.

Fourteen, be a cold-blooded person in the future, be at peace with the world and be enemies with the world.

Fifteen, how many missed because I didn't say it, how many regrets because I missed it, and how many people stubbornly lived in the regrets of missing it, and finally chose to muddle along.

Sixteen, I am just one of the people who benefit from your concern when your emotions are rampant. Why should I be moved?

Seventeen, what is superfluous, summer cotton-padded jacket, winter cattail leaf fan, your hospitality after my heart is cold.

18. Recalling the past, even breathing hurts.

Nineteen, when you have it, you never know how to cherish it. This is a common problem for everyone.

All you want is a nanny. Sorry, I'm not qualified.

2 1. Love words are not as attractive as you.

I want to keep you wholeheartedly, but you want to break it.

23. I cried for the first time because my heartache gradually became a memory, and I missed you for the first time because loneliness gradually became a need.

What is love and love? They have never appeared in my life. I am always alone.

Twenty-five, a person loves you or not, and you can feel it without caring about you; Don't deceive yourself, don't force yourself. ...

Twenty-six, even if you are better than me, I don't want to know.

Twenty-seven, give yourself a chance to breathe, and strive to make love have a way out.

28, those strange eyes, silent dialogue, set off my discomfort, stabbed me to pieces.

Twenty-nine, I found that I didn't love you so much after breaking up, and now I can still mention you with a smile.

Give me another hug. I want to feel your warmth and leave you without blinking.

People who don't cherish you, you'd better forget it early.

32. I will never quarrel with you. It's sad for me to ignore you.

Every time I look up at the sky. I don't like talking anymore. Every time I talk. But I dare not look at the sky again.

We are all afraid of pain, and we seldom smile. It's ugly.

35. The first person who thinks in the morning is the last person who thinks in the evening; Either someone who makes you happy or someone who makes you miserable.

Thirty-six, I love you, some things are doomed, and no one can change it. What I did was just a useless struggle, and finally I hurt myself.

Even if you leave me, you won't cry.

You never lack me, but I just want you.

Give me a promise that I won't go anywhere, just stand here and wait for you.

Forty, if I never see you again, may I be free and easy and may you be happy; If the future is destined to meet, may I be calm and may you be calm.

4 1. What is not yours will not be yours after all, but yours will be taken away after all.

Forty-two, memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Forty-three, after a long time, there is only sadness, which is the serious end of every time.

Forty-four, always alone, because there is someone in my heart that I can't have.

At forty-five, he left, and you sat there with tears and a hangover, and he never looked back.

We have nothing to be afraid of! Anyway, no one who came to this world intends to come back alive!

Forty-seven, I thought I saw through everything. I thought that after a long, long goodbye, I was unexpectedly shocked. It was not me who accompanied you all my life.

Forty-eight, when feelings can't be interpreted, I think letting go is a good medicine for each other.

Forty-nine, "Sorry, the other party has deleted you, please add it again."

How can I be happy without you? How can I sleep without you? Without you, my world is not perfect.

5 1. People can't put themselves in their shoes because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.

52. I thought tears were the saddest thing. When one day I miss you so much that you don't hear from me, I can't even cry.

Fifty-three, I only send a trip of 1000 miles. From then on, I don't ask whether it's windy or sunny.

You left me like a fish out of water.

When you learn to give up, you can bear all the disappointments and lies. I can give up everything. What can you do with me?

Once I choked and depressed, I talked about Daquan, which is suitable for making friends.

1, to your carelessness and to my self-love. You and I will never meet again.

2. Some songs are afraid to listen to, and some places are afraid to go again. Even if I see a boring love story, I dare not go to stop for a minute. I'm afraid your memories will be blown away by the wind. You have already held others' hands and done what we have done.

Love is really a matter for two people. Take the initiative for a long time and you will be tired. If you care for a long time, you will collapse. Silence for a long time, you will suffer. You will cry if you miss it for a long time.

I wish I was just a child. When I gave a candy, I smiled; I cried when I fell down. Don't pretend that you don't recognize it, and don't suppress your feelings.

You suddenly don't love someone who has been in love for a long time. After listening to a song for a long time, you suddenly stopped listening. You suddenly changed the habit of raising for many years. After all, time is stronger than love.

6. Everyone will be in a bad mood sometimes. Unexplained loss, incomprehensible sadness, incomprehensible confusion.

7. There are many things in the world that can be redeemed, such as conscience, such as weight, but more are irreversible things, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person.

8. You think you won't meet after breaking up, and you think you won't miss it after saying goodbye. But a sudden moment related to him, even a similar sentence, is enough to make you cry, and the person who loves you deeply can't forget it.

9. Sometimes, a smile is like a band-aid. Although the wound was covered up, the heartache remained.

10, I'm not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad, don't go. The only thing I can do is stay with you, even if I don't say a word.

1 1, your voice choked in the wind, and you said you wanted to quit this glass of wine.

12, will the love carved on the back of the chair bloom in the windless forest like flowers on the concrete floor?

Sad talk about the kind of crying after reading (88)

First, the world is wide and lonely.

Second, dreams will guide us to shine from scars and grow wings, even if we run out of blood.

Don't stare at me. Your face is not a palette.

Fourth, when you walk, you will get separated and your memory will fade; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

5. Every passing look, every passing road's body temperature is so similar to yours, but obviously unfamiliar.

6. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them. There are many kinds of love in life, but don't let love be a kind of harm.

Seven, when to build a love school, admission, homework halved, the exam is free! ! ! !

Eight, some people exist. Because of fate. So he shouldn't complain.

I am far away, and I cherish you as always.

Ten, can't stay and pull hard is redundant.

1 1. Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk. Don't try not to cry after drinking.

Twelve, the most stubborn is a person's heart. You can convince everyone, but not your own heart.

Thirteen, I am afraid that I will be more sad, so I have to pretend to be more indifferent than you.

Fourteen, nonsense, thinking that people give you a smiling face is appreciation, endless words from the bottom of my heart, and as a result, people thoroughly understand their family background and secretly laugh at you.

Nothing is impossible in dreams and love.

Sixteen, a circle will be weak, everyone always has their own things to do, don't always think about group action, but also learn to grow up alone. People who have been indifferent wave goodbye, and people who are easy to get close nod to say hello.

Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

Eighteen, [send you a song, don't invite people to get together at the end of the song. ]

I'm not sure how long I can forget you, and I can't guarantee that I can really forget you. I can only do this, not noisy, not sad, not happy, quietly and you have no intersection.

Twenty, I just want to enjoy flowers in spring and make wine in autumn like old friends with you.

2 1. How many people love me?

Twenty-two, whether long or short, when there is no income, there is no goal. Looking up at the clouds is interesting, and silence is poetry.

Twenty-three, how many times did you leave at this moment, and how many times did you meet at that time?

24. No matter how beautiful things are, it is still sad to die.

Twenty-five, I forgot how many times I said I would give up on you.

I love you more than you love me, so I will be more sad.

27. If the future does not come and the past does not go, then the present is no longer the present.

28. Waiting may not be easy. Hurt ... but easy.

I love you so desperately even though I know you will leave one day.

Thirty, there are some things I don't say that you will never understand, and there are some things I say that you pretend not to understand.

At that time, she was too young to know that all the gifts given by fate had been priced in the dark.

We always think a lot when we are quiet, and then we feel uncomfortable for a long time.

I always miss what I used to look like, because it is so beautiful, so I can't help but think about it and miss it.

Thirty-four, but I believe in love, and I believe that whimsy will open one day.

Thirty-five, there is always a place and a person that makes you feel nostalgic; There is always someone who says sorry and makes your heart hurt forever.

Thirty-six, Jiangnan Yanshui Road is exhausted but nowhere to return

In this world, we don't lack a friend to talk to, but we long for a partner who knows and understands ourselves.

Thirty-eight, six take away my tears, take away you, and seven let's start over, ok?

39. I always thought I didn't apologize to anyone, but finally one day, I found myself the most sorry.

Forty, it is better to give those bad stories and bad words that no one sings with to loneliness.

Forty-one, 【 wronged dare not speak. I'm afraid I can't help crying when I open my mouth]

From the moment I met you, I knew you were out of reach

43. Some people will never know, and I will remember his words for a long time. One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.

Forty-four, I say I don't miss the past, but I am a nostalgic person.

Forty-five, people are fat and thin, and drink without eating meat.

Forty-six, I can't afford to play, I just can't afford to lose, I'm not serious, I'm just afraid of being sad.

Forty-seven, remember? That summer, the brightest and loneliest starry sky. -Jimmy Starsky

Forty-eight, I am tired of walking, I am tired of love, and I am tired of sweetness.

49. No one is worth my tears in this world, because the one who is, won't make me cry.

50. I was a fish in my last life, only living in the sea in your palm.

5 1. I know our breakup has hit you hard.

Fifty-two, even if all was in vain, even if the result was just like this, I still chose what I thought was the best decision.

Fifty-three, time has passed, feelings have faded, and everything is gone. Knowing yourself is enough.

54. Can you give me an explanation?

55. Summer is the ugliest but saddest photo I have ever taken.

56. We are all struggling in the mud, and we all miss our original selves.

Fifty-seven, the arrival of some fate makes people unprepared, and such an encounter makes people feel helpless, just sighing, long time no see, everything is fine.

My ears are full of loneliness and I can't hear happiness.

Fifty-nine, stepping on a horse can only be a daydream. I see countless possibilities in you because I love you. One is that you have turned the grievances of the whole world into sweetness. I don't want to be a teenager, I just want to grow old with you.

60. We are all making the same mistake: quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

I want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid someone will be nicer to you than me.

Sixty-two, I think of you, my heart will never hurt, because the moment you left me, I was doomed to be heartless in my life;

Sixty-three, I can hold back my tears, but I can't help but feel heartache.

Sixty-four, every time I miss you, I will take out graduation photo to have a look. It's strange that I can dream about you every time.

I'd rather keep silent-than complain to people who don't care about me at all.

66. There is never a lack of scenery in the world, only a feeling of appreciation.

Originally 67 years old. Those things related to you are still so easy to touch the softest nerve in my heart.

Sixty-eight, I can survive all the hardships. I never want you back. I think I can take care of myself alone. I am willing to wait for you to come back. I also want to wait for you to come back, but maybe I don't want you so much after I get used to it.

Sixty-nine, the saddest thing is not that there is no one to accompany you through thick and thin, but that * * * has gone through the storm and found that you are not the other half he is looking for.

Without her, there is nothing happy and worth looking forward to in his life.

Seventy-one, although I am not so delicate, I can't have no one to save me when I am in danger, but I hope to meet someone who will save me when I am in danger, someone who will not leave me, and someone who will comfort me when I am in pain.

Seventy-two, the math teacher taught us that triangles are the strongest, but love taught us that triangles are the most unbearable]

Seventy-three, you are sick, so I give up treatment.

Seventy-four, yes, I am decadent, sad, defeated and unloved. Anyway, you are happy, aren't you? Then please leave here.

Seventy-five, the best friend in the world is the one who has a dollar left to treat you to fifty cents.

Are you tired of playing, baby? My eyes are tired.

77. Indifference will exhaust all one's enthusiasm.

Seventy-eight, maybe I really shouldn't give myself another chance ~ "

I never shed tears in front of people, because no one will wipe them off for me. I cry silently behind people, at least I have loneliness to accompany me.

Eighty, how long have I not been in the mood, and how long have I not thought of you.

81. You said that you knew that people had to leave after all, so I spent my whole life for you.

Eighty-two, time can always turn an indispensable person into dispensable.

Eighty-three, I pave the way for you in the dark, and he enjoys flowers and willows in the light!

84._ _ _ Live a good life to repay those who love and care about me and answer those who hurt me.

Eighty-five, not singing love songs at the top of your lungs doesn't mean there are no heartbreaking moments.

Eighty-six, I am still stubborn and lonely, trying to be brave in my memories, only to find that happiness has already been scattered in the dreamland that I can't see clearly …

I want to accompany you from youth to white hair.

88. I'm not lying, but I appreciate being with you tonight.

Zeng Junhua's famous saying

1, she will fall into this swamp step by step, fall in love forever, struggle, but in vain. -"Cooking God" 2. The so-called love, until it is over, you don't know how fragile it is. -"Who am I afraid of?"

Being young is not an excuse to be mistaken for being smaller than the road, nor is it that other villains forgive you and leave the water behind. -Fairy meat like eyes

4. In one's life, some people pursue prosperity, while others pursue secular stability. However, after all, life is not a responsive god. I will give you whatever I want. -Dongfeng evil.

I won't cry, because when I cry, it will think I am unhappy. -"honey, drive! 》

6. Er Qiao looked back at him, but she still smiled: "Bodhisattva, in fact, I will never become a fairy, no matter how I practice. You Buddhists are four-faced Buddhists, paying attention to life, living, difference and extinction, abandoning other thoughts and getting rid of the six divisions in the wheel of karma. And my secular desires have long been integrated into my soul, lifeless, homeless, unparalleled and immortal. " -"Dear, Drive"

7. After that, when I learned to look up quickly, I learned to take the first look at a golden seed and set my eyes on Murong Yan-I feel that there is ... I must not have learned any golden seeds. Has it reached this point? It's a trivial matter. No expert can hold a heavy army, and he can love and take care of the youngest you all his life without the ability, Your Majesty. -"There is no practical learning after people come"

8. All the promises in the world can be broken for me. Only she, as long as she says, I dare not forget each other. -"Dear, Drive"

9. Last year, in Miss Chun's dream, all flowers were in full bloom. Today, the building is willow green. Why is there no news of Haitang? I have been waiting until now. -"Who am I afraid of?"

10, some people in this world, we need to know, are smiling. Meet for a month, then this month depends on the direction of personality. How can the wind go far? So I used it all my life and would rather die on the eve of my birthday, because it is still far away from now. When you leave, it is difficult for people to communicate with each other. -"Waste, I said, learn more and be real"

1 1, it turns out that it is only a mirage after all. No matter how hard I try, you are still illusory. -cold noodles landlord and monk's wife

12. When Xiangxiang occasionally passes by Niumacheng in Mayi, she will think of the boy who was well-proportioned when he lifted a translucent red stone. When the swallows come back, I hope they are all right. Unfortunately, years are easy to hurt, but how can we be safe? In those days, Han Xu and Xiangxiang had already dispersed. Of course, there will be regrets, and of course some people will miss the missed scenery. But in a person's life, not every relationship has to be what it is. Autumn fruits and spring flowers will not be wasted. Wise people will skip the chapter of regret and leave those simple and implicit beauty to people to remember and think for a lifetime. Thank you for meeting you, the most brilliant time. -Dongfeng evil.

13, "Don't be sad, have you ever played hide and seek? It was Er Qiao who hid quietly and went to look for it, but he found Er Qiao. Here, we will start a new round of games. Only in the next life, I will forget you again. You must be patient and don't worry when you can't find it. " -lover's tears: the end of the years

14, the monster that has not been planted by everyone for thousands of years has long been ground into a heart of stone. -"We are angry and immortal"

15, I don't mind. Times, each time has different styles and aesthetics. Maybe you can stand at the top of this literary world, but no matter how high you stand, the world can't be your own. -"Once the King of China"

16. Regardless of the diagonal angle, the supporting role thinks that "the phoenix becomes me long and narrow, and things decline and distinguish, and the color is double", and it is always right, but it can feel that the right thing is to live and die, even if it depends on the teacher's style. I didn't know this was a woman's home. I play well, but I don't need your help. The man died with too much help, so Dogg helped you. When the rose was handed to everyone, the thorns on it were wiped off without worrying too much. -"The lover's tears should be said at the end"

17, Xia Feng brushes his face and softens the vines on the national samples-"to abolish the learning countries".

18, there is one person who will be your world. Even if the sky falls, as long as he is around, there is no danger I can fear.

19 but tibetan songs, are you trembling?

No, why should I tremble? I'm too late to be happy. The whole Central Plains should raise a glass to celebrate. So, what shall we drink to celebrate tonight? Ah, I'm a monk, so I can't drink. Then tea instead. What kind of tea is it? Tibetan songs, you are smiling strangely. Are you sad? Why should I be sad? I am happy, yes, I am happy. Do you think any man should thank you for your kindness? Do you think insulting a man can make him love you for life? No, I have become a monk. I am a monk now, and the monk should be empty. -"The Wife of a Cold-faced Landlord and Monk" 20. "But if I'm with you, maybe I can purify my desire ... maybe ..." He never said much, even if the audience was only himself.

It's been so long that even the main character has left. What if those mean anything? -"honey, drive!" 2 1, in this world, there are only a few species in China, and there are ten species in this place, which is too strange. Some people want more than they can get, while others dislike it. -"abandoning the big grid and changing home".

22. Love is gnashing one's teeth but not complete hatred. Heartbreaking but painful! -"The Abolished General"

23. His expression, his voice, a zigzag pattern on his skirt and everything about him are enough to be remembered thousands of times, winding in a dark or bright river and growing towering flowers and leaves. Or a woodcutter has seen all the glory and asked why he loves. But at the beginning of distant life, my heart beat faster for the first time, I was at a loss for the first time, and I was at a loss for the first time. Who can tell why love? -"The Abolished General"

24. At that time, when the mother duck came to hug Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu didn't want to make up the routine with a few punches and feet-Lao Tzu didn't specialize in Sanda, even if he played a few more times, wouldn't it be good every few days? I just want to tell her-even if I lose, you can't win. -"Who am I afraid of?"

25. In the past, everyone who could be born in a month could only cry, and he was solved. I can't cry now, so I have to do it myself. I can be regarded as a moon. I think it is impossible to be born with the moon, so I hope you can be as good as the moon. -In narcissus meat

26. She knows what love is, maybe it is, but at a certain moment, she suddenly wants to know that she will always be with someone. -"It's good to feel wasted."

27. Every pair of species is indistinguishable from each other, and it is clear when the season comes. -"It's good to feel wasted."

28, Jiang Bilan rushed up like crazy, want to catch her face, she sideways to avoid, look back at Murong Yan. I know I shouldn't say much, but I don't know why, but I still asked, "Does your Majesty think so?" Murong Yan, tell me that you know what I am. Even if it is a lie, it makes me feel that it is no joke to accompany you all the way. -"The Abolished General"

29, the speed is getting faster and faster, turning the corner, driving on the road with mottled trees, as if crossing a just visiting. His figure is always out of sight. At that time, in the car, Huang Yue was singing sadly, but this was only a fraction of the overall situation, and there was usually no beginning or end. -"Who am I afraid of?"

30, maybe one day, you will be silent, this world. How much of this wasteland is scattered, and finally it becomes garbled in your memory. I will remember the peach blossoms in the south of the Yangtze River, the endless sandstorm in the Central Plains, the white horse in Jiulicheng that I have never had horns, the grassland in Qiu Yan and the sunset in Qifengtai, but will you remember me one day?

Or, you just treat everything as a joke in the name of a post in a place called the official forum, and then one day, when the joke has no punch line, it will slowly sink. -"Who am I afraid of?"