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Classic dialogue of robbery in "A World Without Thieves"

Robber 1 (played by Fan Wei, hereafter referred to as Fan): Beat...beat...beat.........

Robber 2 (Sissy): Robbery

Fan: Yes, robbery

Uncle Li (played by Ge You): What annoys me the most are you guys who rob, you have no technical content at all

Sissy (Uncle Bian Li): Robbery, you know?

Fan: All kinds of cards, hurry up... hurry up... take the initiative. (Took away a female passenger’s wallet) I told you not to give it to me

Sissy: What do you have?

Fan (to Sissy): Brother, wait a moment, I want to... rob someone. (Going to PPMM Liu Ruoying) IC, IP, IQ cards, all tell me... my password.

Andy Lau: The person who reported the robbery did not have an IQ card.

Fan: Why... not?

Liu: I have IQ, but you don’t.

Fan: Give me your..., I...don’t I have it?

Liu (Xuefan): Here you go...you...you...you...can't use it.

Fan: Give me the password and I will be able to use it.

Liu: There is no password. IQ is intelligence quotient

Fan: What is IQ, take it, take it

Liu: IQ is the brain

Sissy: Oops! You're so stupid, he said you have no brains

Fan (to sissy): You have no brains

Sissy: Huh? It’s not me who said you have no brain, it’s him who said you have no brain

Fan (to Liu): You cursed me for having no brain, you

Liu: I didn’t say you had no brain, I said you were short-sighted

Fan (holding up his ax): I said you were short-sighted, do you believe it or not? (Seeing a paper package in Liu's hand) Hand...what's in his hand?

(Voice and look fierce) Hand...what is in your hand?

Liu: Money...money...money

Fan (snatching): You don’t want the money

Liu: This is my filial piety to my father

Fan: I am your father now

...Fan moved too much and the paper bag fell apart...

Fan (seeing it was Mingbi, said to the sissy) : Big...brother, he...he is playing tricks on me

Liu: Didn’t I say that before?

Fan: You think I’m stupid. Right? This is paper money for dead people

...Everyone laughed...

Sissy: Be serious, be serious. Don't laugh, we are robbing you