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Classic dialogue of robbery in "A World Without Thieves"
Robber 1 (played by Fan Wei, hereafter referred to as Fan): Beat...beat...beat.........
Robber 2 (Sissy): Robbery
Fan: Yes, robbery
Uncle Li (played by Ge You): What annoys me the most are you guys who rob, you have no technical content at all
Sissy (Uncle Bian Li): Robbery, you know?
Fan: All kinds of cards, hurry up... hurry up... take the initiative. (Took away a female passenger’s wallet) I told you not to give it to me
Sissy: What do you have?
Fan (to Sissy): Brother, wait a moment, I want to... rob someone. (Going to PPMM Liu Ruoying) IC, IP, IQ cards, all tell me... my password.
Andy Lau: The person who reported the robbery did not have an IQ card.
Fan: Why... not?
Liu: I have IQ, but you don’t.
Fan: Give me your..., I...don’t I have it?
Liu (Xuefan): Here you go...you...you...you...can't use it.
Fan: Give me the password and I will be able to use it.
Liu: There is no password. IQ is intelligence quotient
Fan: What is IQ, take it, take it
Liu: IQ is the brain
Sissy: Oops! You're so stupid, he said you have no brains
Fan (to sissy): You have no brains
Sissy: Huh? It’s not me who said you have no brain, it’s him who said you have no brain
Fan (to Liu): You cursed me for having no brain, you
Liu: I didn’t say you had no brain, I said you were short-sighted
Fan (holding up his ax): I said you were short-sighted, do you believe it or not? (Seeing a paper package in Liu's hand) Hand...what's in his hand?
(Voice and look fierce) Hand...what is in your hand?
Liu: Money...money...money
Fan (snatching): You don’t want the money
Liu: This is my filial piety to my father
Fan: I am your father now
...Fan moved too much and the paper bag fell apart...
Fan (seeing it was Mingbi, said to the sissy) : Big...brother, he...he is playing tricks on me
Liu: Didn’t I say that before?
Fan: You think I’m stupid. Right? This is paper money for dead people
...Everyone laughed...
Sissy: Be serious, be serious. Don't laugh, we are robbing you
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