Imitate the idiom joke 1 write an article

Today, I came to Baidu in a daze and found your puzzling problem; I thought about it and didn't know how to answer it, so I made up a few words. I'm trying very hard to write an article for you, but I can't do it with a wave of my hand like others. Suddenly I had a brainwave and mixed some irrelevant words in an article. I dare not dream absurd dreams, just want to be the best answer. I am not elegant, please forgive me!