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Who can provide me with some classic tongue twisters?
On March 3rd, Xiaosan went hiking;
went up the mountain and then down the mountain, and then went down the mountain again;
I climbed the mountain three times and ran three miles and three miles;< /p>
I was sweating all over and wet three shirts;
"Xiao San Mountain shouted loudly, it is only three feet three from the sky."
Four and fourteen are four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty,
Who can say forty, fourteen, forty-four accurately? , come and give it a try,
Whoever says fourteen is forty, hit him with fourteen,
Whoever says forty is a fine mat, hit him with forty,< /p>
Counting frogs. A frog has one mouth,
two eyes and four legs.
jumps into the water with a splash.
Two frogs with two mouths,
four eyes and eight legs,
jumped into the water with two plops.
Three frogs with three mouths,
Six eyes and twelve legs,
Three frogs jumped into the water with three thumps.
Four frogs with four mouths,
eight eyes and sixteen legs,
plop-plop-plop-plop and jump into the water with four sounds. …
The shoulder pole and bench are wider than the bench, and the shoulder pole is longer.
The bench is wider than the shoulder pole.
The shoulder pole is longer than the bench.
The shoulder pole is longer. Tied to the bench,
The bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench,
The pole prefers the bench to allow the pole to be tied to the bench.
The coach and main coach Lan is a female coach,
Coach Lu is a male coach,
Coach Lan is not a male coach,
Lv The coach is not a female coach.
Lan Nan is the main force in the men's basketball team,
Lu Nan is the main force in the women's basketball team,
Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team,
Coach Lan trains Lu Nan in the women's basketball team.
Catching Rabbits, Piglets, White Stone Pagodas, Flower Ducks and Caixia
A grandfather named Gu,
went to the streets to make wine and buy cloth.
I bought cloth and mixed it with vinegar.
Looking back, I saw an eagle catching a rabbit.
Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar,
step forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit,
the eagle flew away, and the rabbit ran away.
Spill the vinegar and wet the cloth with vinegar.
The little pig carried the hoe and walked away with a squeaking sound.
The bird sings on the branch,
The pig turns to look,
The hoe hits the stone,
The stone hits the pig's head.
The piglet resents the hoe,
The hoe resents the pig's head.
The white stone is white and slippery,
The white stone was moved to build the white tower.
White stone pagoda,
White stone pagoda,
White stone pagoda built on stone,
White pagoda built on white stone.
Put up the white stone pagoda.
The white pagoda is white and slippery.
The water reflects the colorful clouds,
There are flower ducks swimming on the water.
Xia means colorful clouds,
Duck means Mahua duck.
The Mahua duck swims into Wucaixia,
The Wucaixia traps the Mahua duck.
The duck was so happy,
it smashed Xia to pieces,
can’t tell whether it was the duck or Xia.
Four and ten geese cross the river and sing the song Beans in Pockets upside down
Four and ten, ten and four,
Fourteen and forty, forty and ten Four.
You have to rely on your tongue and teeth to tell the difference between four and ten
Who said that forty is a "thin mat"?
His tongue is not strong;
Who said fourteen is "the right time"?
His tongue was not straightened.
Study seriously and practice often,
Fourteen, forty, forty-four.
The elder brother and the younger brother were sitting in front of the slope.
There was a goose lying on the slope.
There was a river flowing down the slope.
The elder brother said : A wide river,
My younger brother said: A white goose.
The geese must cross the river,
the river must cross the geese.
I don’t know whether the geese are crossing the river or the river is crossing the geese.
Bite milk, drink bread,
Tuck your leather bag on the train.
Dongxi Street, walking north and south,
went out and saw people biting dogs.
I picked up the dog to hit bricks,
I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand.
Put beans in your pocket,
Pocket full of beans,
Pocket full of beans.
Pour out the beans, mend the broken bag,
Match the bag, and put the beans again,
Fill the bag without leaking beans.
Dog and monkey, there is a boat in the river, soup hot tower, silkworms and cicadas
A monkey is lying on the tree,
A dog is squatting under the tree.
The monkey jumped down and hit the dog.
The dog rolled up and bit the monkey.
I don’t know whether it was the monkey biting the dog or
or the dog. Biting monkey.
There is a boat in the river.
There is a white sail on the boat.
The wind blows the sail and the boat moves forward.
There is no wind and the sail stops. Get off the boat.
Lao Tang served egg soup,
climbed the pagoda on a stool,
because the stool was too slippery,
sprinkled the soup on the pagoda to scald it .
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