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I'm going to abolish you, the emperor of the spy imperial concubine.

Crazy emperor

She gave her life for her family in her last life, but in this life, for the sake of her family, she would rather give up her skirt and run around the world in men's clothing.

Don't be crazy, the most popular three princes in Longlin, rich, handsome, lazy, unrestrained and romantic. The most muddy and evil dude, the children of the royal family of the seven countries, who smell the color change from top to bottom in Kyoto, all hate the gnashing' demons'. If you can't do it, you can't. The greatest skill is to get into trouble and cheat. The biggest hobby is to enjoy flirting with beautiful women, regardless of gender.

The world is a secret way. It is better to hang yourself if you have a child like the Third Prince.

The world is in chaos, selling cigarettes!

With a wave of her robe, she became extremely arrogant, from a "disaster prince" who hated ghosts and gods to the founder of the celestial pole gate in the whole Mukden mainland of Weah-the saint, who was proud of the world and laughed and achieved great success.

She held a sword and smiled proudly. She was drunk and lying on the battlefield, laughing at the handsome man in Jiangshan.

She is crazy, she is proud, because she has this capital.

Let's see, from another world, how she captured the hearts of countless handsome guys and beautiful women in the troubled times when the seven countries stood side by side, made great achievements and wrote the most legendary one.

Lens 1:

In the morning, the sun is shining and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

There are strange stones, beautiful trees and flowers in the imperial garden. It's really beautiful!

At this time, such a beautiful scenery will be slightly eclipsed. The garden is full of beautiful words. People are more beautiful than flowers. Well-dressed ladies-in-waiting and concubines from all walks of life gathered in the imperial garden, competing for beauty, leading the way, trying their best to suppress rival in love, giving the upcoming king a surprise, and then being lucky.

People and flowers set each other off and become interesting. What a beautiful picture it is for all beautiful people to gather together, what a dazzling beauty! But because of an earth-shattering cry ...

"Well, empress, the third prince is coming ..."

The words sound just fell, birds and animals suddenly dispersed, and the speed was amazing!

The bustling imperial garden was silent for a while, and despite the prestige of the three princes, only a hundred flowers were left.

Two:

Time flies, the sun flies. This year is the 22nd year of Ruining, and eight years have passed since the Imperial Palace was burned down. The murderer Mo Qing is a nine-year-old boy. With the growth of age, the title of "sleepy prince" has been promoted to "disaster prince", which shows that as long as there is her, there will be disaster.

Molongkai, the emperor of Longlin, is handsome and extraordinary. He is a famous American emperor among the seven countries. Chu Yunyan is a famous prostitute who is popular all over the mainland of Fengtian. Needless to say, his beauty temperament is completely inherited from the two of them. At an early age, he achieved the highest reputation in the country. His sideburns are cut with a knife, his eyebrows are like ink painting, and his lips are covered with jade. He is handsome and natural. Besides, he has been practicing Tian Yuan tactics for many years.

Such people, when everyone should be loved, bloom, why everyone is afraid, ghosts and gods are afraid!

Since childhood, crazy one-year-old burned down the palace, and harem paranormal happened one after another. No matter which princess's palace that madman visits, it must be burned or flooded, or snakes, insects, rats and ants are rampant, which scares those concubines to death and describes them as exhausted. From then on, they will smell the "little prince" and turn pale.

And when the little prince who was spoiled by the emperor reached the age of running and jumping, that was the beginning of the nightmare for everyone in the harem. He either messed up the concubines or played tricks on the eunuchs and maids, often making the harem chicken fly a dog to jump, but there was nothing he could do. Who told everyone that a small inclinometer has the strongest background!

Don't lean on crazy stride, arrogant, for everyone to avoid her like a snake and scorpion, it seems unheard of, and there is still a bad smile on her mouth.

As everyone knows, this situation is caused by God's aversion to ghosts.

Three:

There is a mess, and two people here are walking leisurely towards their destination. No, it should be said that only the little childe is carefree, and the handsome childe is indifferent on the surface, but in fact it is already in a cold sweat. He wanted to retreat, but he was forced by someone's arrogance and could only move forward with the determination of a strong man to break his wrist.

"Brother, the market is good!" Glancing at the growing scene, he hooked his little hand on Yang's shoulder and smiled badly.

Yang Wenhong seldom stares with such great emotion. Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence, he probably knew that he was laughing at him.

Huh? Will fairy childe stare? Haha, it seems that she has great potential to drive the saint crazy.

The madman just wanted to say a few more words when a little girl with milk breath sounded, which made the bad smile on her face suddenly froze.

"What a lovely little childe! Dad, dad, I want to marry her. "

"Well, Dad, I'll find out whose son it is and propose for you."

"Mom, mom, I also want this little brother ..."

"I don't want to eat Sugar-Coated Berry, I want to eat that beautiful little brother ..."

……

Ah! Were all the little girls in ancient times so tough? It's terrible. It's terrible. The madman has three black lines on his forehead.

Fourth;

"Bad news? I want to know what bad news Zilan girl has brought us. " Don't smile indifferently, and the big palm is unscrupulous and lingering on the flower mother.

"That's right ..." He deliberately stretched his voice and lifted the appetite of the three people before revealing: "Miss Xiao will come to the bamboo pavilion soon."

As expected, Mo turned pale with surprise when this statement came out. He suddenly pushed away the flower girl who climbed on him, looking for the earth drill everywhere, and while wandering around the room, he murmured, "It's terrible. How did the couple get here so soon?" It's terrible ... "

"Ha ha ....." All flower girl in the room laughed into a ball and became accustomed to it. No matter which Goulan Courtyard's "Three Sons" appears, "Miss Xiao" will come later, and then a drama of "Goulan Courtyard's Big Fight" will be staged. The little prince will cry and call his mother, but fortunately only Miss Xiao will come.

"Ha ha ... Xiao Xuan, your' girlfriend' again? Ha ha ..... "Crazy embrace what, gleefully say with smile, her Xiao Dajie is really tough, straight to eat this romantic now.

"You ... don't gloat, she will teach you a lesson when she sees you, and hide." Mo Yi Xuan didn't forget to say "gyro tilt is crazy" in his hurry.

"I'm not afraid!" The madman picked up the folding fan in one hand, unfolded it, smiled smartly, and was scolded for two sentences, without missing a piece of meat.

He Zilan then added with a smile: "Mo Gongzi, Zilan forgot to tell another bad news, that is, Yun Gongzi also followed."

"Wow, what? Tragically ... "However, the madman can no longer be calm, and hurriedly jumped up, still looking for a place to hide.