Animal English jokes

Why do bees buzz? Because they didn't? I don't know the lyrics.

Why do birds fly to the south in winter? Because of it? S too far to walk.

What goes up slowly and goes down quickly? The elephant in the elevator.

Why is there a crab in prison? Because he keeps pinching things!

What do you call a clever insect? Spelling contest.

Why did the man throw the butter out of the window? Because he wants to see butterflies.

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She is wearing gloves.

How do porcupines kiss? Very careful.

What do you give an elephant with big feet? There is a lot of space!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Go to the other side.

What do you call a fish without eyes? fsh。

Why does everyone love cats? Because of them? It's perfect!

Where did the cows and their friends go? moooovies！

How do you keep an elephant in suspense? Me? I will tell you tomorrow.

What do you call a fly without wings? walk

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