I tell jokes in 500 words.

Laughter, an ordinary action, a mysterious action. Of all the creatures on the earth, only human beings can laugh. The laughter of the group builds peace, the laughter of others brings understanding, and the laughter of the self is the purifying agent of the soul. Perhaps because of loss, perhaps because of betrayal, perhaps because of more troubles and bitterness, our muscles have become stiff; Because of the ever-changing society, people's smiles have become difficult to distinguish between true and false. ...

Because of this, we should try to make a sincere smile to ourselves and others, which is from the heart. In the warm spring, try to throw a comfortable smile at the lush flowers, leisurely white clouds and a few weak water waves. In the busy work and study, try to throw a knowing smile at the classmates who pass by you. In today's competitive society, in the countless competitions in life, try to throw a friendly smile at your competitors. When others are hostile or hurt you, you don't have to glare, but you can still smile back. Laughter is a pitying criticism of the other party. There are small contradictions between classmates, so don't glare at them right away. You smile with tolerance, believing that laughter will build a bridge of friendship between you and your classmates. The bridge of friendship was not built in a day. If it collapses, it will be difficult to build it again. For this bridge of friendship, please smile at your classmates and treat everyone around you in your daily life. Some things can be done again when they are wrong, but the mental damage cannot be healed with the passage of time. Laughter is a good medicine, which can prevent mental injury. Learning is not smooth sailing. There will always be setbacks and blows on the road of learning. Don't let your exam results determine your happiness, anger, sadness and joy. Those who dare to laugh at failure are brave, laugh at fighting and face failure with a smile. Let laughter turn into a gust of wind, blow the dust scattered in my heart, let laughter be like a ray of sunshine, and bring warmth to my cold heart.

Ordinary people are outstanding because of laughter, and poor people are rich because of laughter. Try it, laugh! No matter how depressed and depressed you are, laughter can make you optimistic, cheerful, civilized, rational and noble. Please try, from every dull smile to success!

Second, be happy on the road

Do you want to know how I spend my spare time? I like reading extracurricular books, drawing, singing and flying kites. My after-school life is always so relaxed and happy, so colorful and so happy.

In sunny spring, I like flying kites in Xintian Ecological Square. Walking on the court, holding a beautiful kite, relaxing the nerves after a tense day. There are many people flying kites in the square. Beautiful kites are flying in the sky. Suddenly, the sky is covered with colorful colors. There are butterfly kites, swallow kites and centipede kites in the sky ... everyone is flying kites, and I am no exception. My eagle flies high with the help of the wind. Of all kites, it flies highest, farthest and most steadily. It is like a hunter in the sky, patrolling the target. Next to Xintian Square are rolling mountains, and the tall and lush trees are so pleasing to the eye. The wind is blowing, and the rustling of leaves is so refreshing. At this time, I feel that life is so beautiful. I want to love the people around me sincerely, enjoy the beautiful kites all over the sky, and get a kind of inner enrichment and happiness; Embrace this harmonious and beautiful world and get the infinite warmth from nature. I can't help saying from the bottom of my heart: Oh, I belong to you-nature!

After class, I also like playing basketball. On the basketball court, who jumps higher, stronger and faster than my classmates? In the arena of sports, I found myself happy and true.

In hot summer, the swimming pool is my paradise. The blue sky is reflected in the blue pool water. As soon as I got to the swimming pool, I was like a happy fish, playing freely in the water. Since I learned to swim, I have been looking forward to the arrival of summer every day. But this year is leap February, so winter is longer and summer is shorter. So, I didn't swim many times this summer. Among many swimming postures, I prefer breaststroke. Because it's easier to swim and the posture is beautiful. Many people say that swimming is a simple sport. They think it is wrong. Swimming is a very physical exercise. Swimming can not only exercise, but also enhance physical fitness. Look, how strong I am!

I love to go to the wild to see sunny and colorful spring; In hot summer, I love to appreciate the green lotus leaves and the red and white lotus flowers dotted with them; In the crisp autumn season, I like to ride my bike to Huaxi with my friends to see the fallen leaves everywhere and roll and jump on the golden carpet. In the cold wind and snowy winter, my companions and I made a snowman and had a snowball fight.

My after-school life is like a vibrant green leaf on a lush tree; Like a small note in the ocean of joy; Like an interesting poem immersed in nature. Colorful after-school life brings me unlimited fun! May your after-school life be as happy as mine.

Third, I have time and I am happy.

If I have time, I will pack my bags and go hiking! There is no need to hike, and there is a green mountain and a green river nearby. Conquer it. Cheer in the peace of the mountains, jump in the agility of the water, enjoy yourself, release your emotions, and revel in the simplicity and beauty of the mountains and water. We know the wonders of nature, get close to the wonders of nature and feel the charm of nature.

If I have time, I will go to the bookstore for a day. Don't buy, just look around, just flip through, find a book, an article, or just a paragraph, and savor it. Kill youth on paper and taste life in words. Incorporate yourself into the text and find a rational me.

If I have time, I will stay at home for a day. I'm not going anywhere, just thinking about those idle young people and looking forward to my unknown life. Just think a little, plan a little, have a rest in your own world, sort out your confused thoughts, relax yourself and wait quietly for the start of a new day's struggle. If I have time, I am very happy!

Fourth, when I face the choice of life.

Someone once said that if you can't predict tomorrow, you can grasp today.

No one knows what will happen tomorrow, but today's work must be finished as soon as possible and can't be left until tomorrow.

There was once a story. There are many animals living in the forest, and everyone lives a carefree life like a fairy. Soon, autumn came. Many animals are busy building their own houses to resist the cold. Where's the little monkey? He's in no hurry. He only plays for one day. Others advised him to build his own house quickly, or he would freeze to death in winter. But he replied, "Nothing, it will be tomorrow." Tomorrow, tomorrow ... all passed. Finally, winter has come. The little monkey had no house to keep out the cold and was frozen to death.

Life is only tens of thousands of days. If you don't cherish it, it will never happen again. Hugo, a famous French writer, once said, "No matter how smooth your life is, no matter how many setbacks and failures you encounter, you should take every day seriously and live your life completely.

He's right. If you can't do everything well, you can do everything well Life will inevitably encounter some setbacks and failures, but as long as you work hard, you will definitely reach the other side of victory.

Turtle's life is full of ups and downs. In the alternate season of spring and summer, turtle mothers climb to the shore in droves to lay eggs. A few months later, one by one, the little turtles got out of their eggshells and climbed to the sea. During this time from the shell to the sea, the little turtles have to go through all kinds of hardships and hardships. Sea crabs and seabirds have seized this opportunity and launched a powerful attack on young turtles. Little turtles are not afraid. Try your best to climb to the sea. Many turtles lost their lives halfway, and only a few reached the sea. Their life is not smooth sailing, but they know that if they work hard, they will win one day.

There are many crossroads in life. If you choose this, you will definitely lose that. At many crossroads, you must make a clear choice. In this way, you will benefit for life.

5. Frustration is a fortune.

Success is everyone's luck, but not everyone can succeed. Success is not that cobblestones on the roadside can be picked up casually, nor that grass in the field can be found casually. If you want to succeed, you have a long way to go, and there are many setbacks during this period.

Regarding setbacks, Balzac, a great French writer, said, "Setbacks are priceless to the capable and bottomless for the weak." The strong will be more frustrated and brave in the face of setbacks, and the weak will stumble in the face of setbacks. Tan Qian of Ming Dynasty in China spent 27 years writing the first draft of Guo Que in 5 million words, but it was stolen by greedy people. He endured this heavy blow, and spent ten years at his desk, rewriting the second draft of "The Lack of the Country". After three years of supplementary revision, it was finalized. It can be said that Tan Qian devoted his life to writing this book, and he had no regrets. If Tan Qian never recovered after the first draft was stolen, it was not successful after 13. Sima Qian wrote in the book "Bao Ren An": "The ancient people were rich, but their names were lost, which is indescribable. Only charismatic people say nothing. King Gavin was arrested and acted in Zhouyi; Zhong You wrote Spring and Autumn Annals; Qu Yuan's exile is a tribute to Li Sao. Zuo Qiu is blind and has "Mandarin"; The satiety and revision of Sun Tzu's Art of War: ... "From this perspective, aren't those" charismatic people "brave and frustrated in the face of setbacks?

Hua, a famous mathematician, once said: "There is no smooth road to science, and there are countless reefs and shoals in the long river of truth. Only herb gatherers who are not afraid of climbing can climb the peak and find the fairy grass; Only those who are not afraid of waves can go deep into the water and find a beautiful pearl. " Every truth in science has been obtained through numerous setbacks and failures. We should face up to setbacks and treat them correctly. Only in this way can setbacks become a ladder for us to succeed.

Different attitudes towards setbacks will lead to different results. The same is lovelorn, and Japanese Prime Minister Shimizu Kawasaki fell; On the other hand, Goethe wrote the young Werther. The weak dare not face setbacks, for fear of failure after repeated efforts, so they are trapped in the pain of failure. In fact, frustration is not equal to failure. The real failure is that you lose confidence and belief in success.

Setbacks can be overcome, and setbacks breed success, provided that you have firm beliefs and the spirit of going forward. Satisfy these conditions, setbacks will be trampled under your feet, and tomorrow is the time to clear the clouds.

Sixth, when I hate using books.

Seven, that time, I understood the value of autonomy.

The years are as quiet as sand. Our happy childhood is long gone. When we say goodbye to innocent childhood sadly, we can't help but feel happy to step into youth. On my sixteenth birthday, my parents said earnestly, "I am sixteen years old and have entered the rainy season. I am no longer a naughty child. " Grandparents also said, "I am sixteen years old, and I have grown up. It is time to be sensible. " We simply think that we have really grown up.

Looking back suddenly, I looked for those lost traces, hoping that they could prove something, but what did they prove? Are you grown up, sensible, independent or independent? In fact, there is nothing, just a shackle tied to our shoulders by years.

When we are proud of the gratifying achievements we have made through our efforts, our elders will say, "You are still young and arrogant, which will harm you ..." In this way, our little self-confidence will be destroyed. When we happily planned a long-awaited holiday, the elders said, "You can't do this. How dangerous it is for a child to be outside You are a student. How can you study? You should stay at home and study! " In this way, a painstaking plan is like a beautiful soap bubble, which is ruthlessly broken after being gorgeous; When we carefully prepared an invitation from a friend, the elder said, "You are still a child, you shouldn't engage in these messy things, so it won't work ..." In this way, our simplest expectation and joy vanished in an instant; When we met a talented friend of the opposite sex and were secretly happy, our elders said, "You can't do this, you are still young, and you don't know what true feelings are ..." In a flash, we just felt very dizzy, thinking that the simplest friendship had been misunderstood, and we suddenly fell into confusion and couldn't find the way forward.

In this way, our little proud capital was brutally replaced by the "you can't" of our elders. They kept saying, "It's all for you, because we love you!" " This truth is tirelessly used by thousands of people, so they always love and care about us in their own perfect way, but ignore whether our beloved protagonist accepts this way of being loved.

At this moment, I stand in the position of middle school students who are absolutely bound and "concerned" in Qian Qian and say loudly to our parents who love us deeply: "Let's stand on our own starting line, I can do it!"