Happy jokes of China culture.

This year is the year of the dog. In thousands of years of history, dogs and humans have been born together. There are many dog-related couplets circulating among the people. They are full of fun and wisdom. After laughing, I have to admire the genius of the creator.

one

Jie Jin, a gifted scholar in the Ming Dynasty, once went to work in the mansion of a foreign official. The foreign official was overbearing, looked down on him as a penniless scholar and let him go the other way.

Jie Jin defiantly in the heart, flatly refused.

W see Jie Jin has a good temper, so sneer at a way.

The dog is ignorant and the road is narrow.

Hearing this, the Jie Jin casually replied:

Dapeng has wings and hates the sky.

After hearing this, Mr. W was quick-witted and eloquent. He thought he was nothing in the swimming pool, so he politely opened the front door to meet Jie Jin.

Appreciation: People and Dapeng are opposite to small dogs. The sky is low and the land is narrow, and the battle is neat. It is natural to look at each other, without belittling themselves, and vaguely bring out their ambitions.

two

When Guo Moruo was a child studying in a private school, he once ate peaches from the temple with his classmates. The monk complained to Mr. Wang, who reprimanded the students, but no one admitted stealing peaches. The gentleman said, "I have one couplet, and the next couplet can be exempted from punishment."

Mr. Zhu Lian said:

I don't know who stole the peach and drilled the dog hole yesterday.

Guo Moruo thought for a moment:

I must have been there when he climbed the Bukan Palace in Guangxi.

Teacher Wang was surprised and overjoyed at his extraordinary speech, so all the students were exempted from punishment.

Appreciation: Guo Moruo avoided the teacher's topic of "dog", set his eyes far away, and proudly declared that "he climbed the Bukan Palace in Guangxi, and I will be there", which was full of puns and witty remarks.

three

Qiu Jun, a writer in Ming Dynasty, was born in Qiongshan, Guangdong. When I was a child at school, it rained cats and dogs one day, and some seats in the classroom leaked. He competed with a rich boy for a seat without water droplets, and they were at loggerheads. The gentleman said, "I have couplets, so I can sit in the right position." Mr. went on to say:

The drizzle dripped on the shoulders.

Rich kids can't cope with, the high track:

Qingyun is full of vitality.

The rich man's son went home and told his father.

His father was furious and sent for Qiu Jun, flustered and frustratedly drink a way:

Who says dogs can bully tigers!

Qiu Jun disdains a smile and calmly answers:

How do you know that fish won't become dragons?

The rich man saw that he had an extraordinary export and outstanding talent, so he dared not make a move and had to give up.

Appreciation: It is smart to answer casually without weakening the momentum while ensuring cleanliness.

four

When Yu Qian was young, he wore his hair in a double bun. One day, on the way to school, a monk saw him like this and said:

Tauren is very satisfied with Dragon Horn.

Yu Qian should sound:

A dog's mouth will never grow ivory.

Seeing that Yu Qian was so clever, the monks were not angry, but caressed Yu Qian's head and laughed.

Appreciation: There is no malice in harmony. Yu Qian's "killing" is indeed a bit unkind.

five

During the Qianlong period, Li, a university student, braved the heavy snow and returned to Beijing from Xinjiang. On the way, when I stopped at a hotel, I saw a couplet hanging on the wall, but only the first couplet:

The yellow dog crossed the frost bridge and a small plum blossom landed;

The shopkeeper told him that a few months ago, a scholar came to the store for a drink in the morning and saw a yellow dog walking on the bridge outside the store, so he sang the first couplet casually, but he couldn't write the second couplet after all his efforts, so he hung it here and changed it to a good couplet. Li thought twice, but he still didn't like it. Suddenly, several crows flew over and landed on the snow in front of the door, jumping for food. His heart suddenly brightened, and he hurriedly asked for a pen and paper, with a wave of his hand:

Crows are jumping in the snow and bamboo leaves are in the air.

Appreciation: Yellow dog's footprints are plum blossom-shaped, and crow's footprints are similar to bamboo leaves. The bottom line is not only neat and rigorous, but also seamless.

six

In the Qing Dynasty, there was a county magistrate named Bian Wuqiao in Zhejiang Province. He was at odds with a general named Xiong. One day, he wrote a sentence to the company commander Xiong:

Can do more work, break four old dog legs.

In couplets, the four points under the word "bear" are compared to four dog legs, which is why Bian Zhifu called General An Xiong an old dog. The bear was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but he couldn't write, so he asked for a document and asked them to make up a sentence, scold his surname and take it out on himself.

After staring at the word "Bian" for a while, I had an idea: "Bian" just shows a little bit on the word "Xia", isn't it just like a turtle just sticking its head out? Document wrote a dialogue with a smile:

Dirty and shameless, revealing a small glans.

The bear was overjoyed and quickly sent someone to send it to the magistrate Bian. Bian Nianqiao jumped with anger.

Appreciation: In the previous sentence, the bear was divided into energy and four old dog legs, and in the next sentence, the edge was divided into summer and a little turtle head, which was satirized skillfully with the surname.

seven

There is a scenic spot in Guilin called Dougou Mountain. One day, a scholar went up the mountain to enjoy the scenery, suddenly saw coyotes fighting, and sang the first couplet:

Fighting dogs, fighting mountains and fighting dogs

This pair of couplets is a palindrome, and the scholar in the second half pondered it over and over again, until one day he visited Long Yin Cave and suddenly realized:

Hidden Dragon in Long Yin Cave

Appreciation: This kind of couplets should not only keep the symmetry in form, that is, the form of 123432 1, but also ensure the meaningful content, so this kind of couplets is very rare.

eight

Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou and idled around. One day, he and his good friend monk Fo Yin went boating in the river. Su Shi suddenly pointed to the shore and smiled without a word. Fo Yin looked around and saw a dog gnawing at a bone. Fo Yin suddenly realized that he hurriedly threw the fan with Su Shi's poem in his hand into the river, and they smiled at each other.

It turns out that this is a homophonic dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet is "Dogs gnaw at the bones (monks) on the river", and Fo Yin's second couplet is "Poems (corpses) on the Dongpo River".

Appreciation: This couplet is widely circulated, almost to the point where everyone knows it. Su Shi and Fo Yin read this couplet and laughed it off as if it were just around the corner.

nine

In the late Qing Dynasty, many local gentry plundered the wealth of the people by running bureau affairs, but Shi Dakai, a famous Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, couldn't see the past, so the "public bureau" set up for landlords and bullies wrote such a couplet:

Male fat a few dogs;

The bureau is thin and the people are thin.

"Gong" means openness, "bureau" means deception, and "thinness" is like a dagger stabbing at "fat", which is extremely effective.

Appreciation: This couplet hits the nail on the head, exposing the essence of extortion and self-enrichment of the "public bureau" and angrily denouncing local tyrants and evil gentry as animals.

ten

In ancient times, somewhere in the south, there were two scholars, Zhang and Yang, who liked to play with couples in addition to reading books on weekdays.

One day, when they walked to the river, Yang saw the duck dive into the water and touch the snail.

So the poking fun at Zhang Shusheng:

Moyaro Zhang Si biankou

In the first sentence, Zhang Shusheng's surname was embedded in the duck's mouth and eaten.

Zhang Shusheng did not show weakness. He saw a dog cocked his head in the distance and a pimp tied to a stump.

So he replied:

Dogs bite pimps, and Yang (Yang) is partial to his head.

Borrow the action of the dog's head up and embed the word "Yang" in it.

The words sound just fell and they smiled at each other and burst out laughing.

Appreciation: a "Zhang" has a flat mouth and a "Yang" has a tilted head. They used their surnames to tease each other, and the scenery was connected, which showed their wit.