Somebody tell me a joke. If you haven't heard of it ~ ~

On one occasion, Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet on the way. His trousers were wet when he came back.

Friend: Why are your pants wet?

Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous.

Friend: Often?

Ge You: Yes! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts, ""

If it isn't Ge You! "

When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a stomachache, so I went into the hot pot restaurant on the corner 199. I want to borrow a toilet, but I can't find it on the first floor. So I ran to the second floor. The second floor was still under renovation, and it was empty, only to find that there was a faulty toilet door to be repaired. Please don't use it. I really can't help it. It's empty anyway. ! When I finished, I went downstairs and found no one there. Strangely, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, *! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky.