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Today, Xiaoming plays chess with his grandfather. Xiao Ming saw the car "jū", grandpa said it was a car "Chē", and Xiao Ming and his mother went to buy chicken legs. Xiao Ming saw the chicken leg talking about legs. Mom said it was a chicken leg. Xiao Ming saw ketchup again and said it was blood. Mom said it was ketchup again. One day, grandma was hit by a car. Later, Xiao Ming went home and told his mother that "a lot of ketchup was dropped from mom's grandmother's chicken leg by her uncle's car"! ! ! ! ! Today, grandma saw two people jump into the river. So, grandma called 999 dog, and grandma said, "Is this 999 dog?" 999 "Dog" said, "What happened to Grandma?" Grandma said, "two people jump into the sea, one is saved and the other is not saved"! 999 "Dog" also said, "People should have nine" dogs "and not nine" dogs ". What does this have to do with you?