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1 & lt; & lt Do it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing & gt When it comes to a chemistry exam, McGrady looks at the questions on the test paper and knows nothing. I'm really at a loss ....

At this time, I turned my head to look at Kobe around me and found that Kobe had filled out the test paper! ! !

So he motioned to Kobe for help. Kobe finally understood what McGrady meant. After a while, Kobe threw a paper ball to McGrady. McGrady was overjoyed and quickly opened the paper ball.

I saw a rubber wrapped in a paper ball, and the four letters A, B, C and D were painted on the four sides of the rubber. At the same time, I wrote a few small words on the paper ball: throw it yourself. . .

A rich man married his daughter and let people know that whoever can marry her daughter will be given 654.38+00000 kroner.

So, one day, a young man walked up to the rich man and said to him, "Can I introduce you to a business that can earn 500 thousand crowns?"

"Good," said the millionaire. "Tell me about it."

"I heard that if anyone marries your daughter, you will give him 1 ten thousand kronor."

"It's true."

"As for me, I only need 500 thousand francs to marry her."

1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

Don't be surprised to eat rubber tires, because cars have replaced cows and horses. ...

3. No one who has the ability is available, and no one who has the ability is available;

4, smile, less than ten years, the key is to find your own laughter; If you are sad, you will lose your mind. Don't worry when you see difficulties.

5. Do you have a brief history of time? B: crazy, I don't pick up shit when I'm free!