Will someone laugh at me if I am sick and don't work?

One day, a man came home from work and said to his wife, honey, I have a new secretary. Guess what happened! Her bra is actually red and white, which is the color of my favorite football team. Of course it's no big deal, but it really feels good. "

The next day, when they came home, his wife asked, "How was today?"

The man said, "Great! Not only her bra is red and white, but also her underwear. You know it's no big deal, but I really feel good. "

After returning home on the third day, the husband asked his wife, "Dear, is there anything in your company today?"

She replied, "Nothing special. Just a new boss. His things are two inches longer than yours. Of course, it's no big deal, but I really feel very good. "