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A farmer spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens and wanted to make money by selling eggs. Unexpectedly, hens are listless and never lay eggs. He was in a hurry and went to consult an expert. After the expert asked the name, he told him, "Chickens are also animals, and they have physiological needs. Please buy another batch of cocks." But the farmer has spent a lot of money, and the money in his pocket is only enough to buy a rooster. He has no choice but to buy a rooster. This rooster faces hundreds of peak-to-peak hens. He is determined to kill the thief, and there is nothing he can do. He was exhausted after several times. The farmer thought hard and came up with a good idea. He mixed Viagra, which had been treasured for a long time, with chicken feed and fed it to the rooster. After the cock ate Viagra, it was really a blessing in disguise, and it didn't take a day to get all the hens in the chicken farm. Hens are much more diligent when they are nourished by love. Unexpectedly, the next day, the rooster was still very angry, jumped over the fence and went to the duck house on the farm next door to take all the hundreds of ducks. On the third day, the rooster was still brave and unstoppable. He flew over the river and came to the goose farm on the opposite farm, and took all the hundreds of geese. Finally, when the farmer went out on the fourth day, he saw the rooster lying on the ground, dying. There are several eagles hovering in the sky, waiting for the opportunity to pounce on food. The farmer's eyes turned red, thinking that the rooster had made great contributions to the revolutionary cause, he decided to collect the body for it. The farmer went to the cock and cried, "It's all my fault!" " "Unexpectedly, the rooster said," Shh, don't make any noise. I'll take care of those eagles when they come down. "An ant of Niu B saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil, and only a small ant was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked inexplicably, "Why are your feet exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, Lao tze mixed his turtle son's fall! " The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line and asked why. The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of my brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that! " "Before long, the rabbit saw a large group of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant replied, "Oh! There is only one blood type like him, let him go! " On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly, I carried him, damn it! It's so heavy, my waist is bent, and I can't help falling! When an elephant gets sick, it will sue ants. The court ruled that ants were malicious injuries and imprisoned for 6 months. The ant refused to accept: "People are imprisoned for two months at most. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: tripping over an elephant is racial discrimination, which is an extra four months ... so the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: I have always been equal to an elephant, so I ask the court to make a clear judgment and give it back to us, suing the court for framing. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see him. I saw a mother ant beside me. Just ask him how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and replied, "I told him that I was pregnant with his child, and he just ... meowed ... The mother ant laid a bunch of eggs and hatched them!" As a result, a group of ostriches hatched, and the elephants died unjustly! A545296787@qq.com11:57: 06 A farmer spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens, trying to make money by selling eggs. Unexpectedly, hens are listless and never lay eggs. He was in a hurry and went to consult an expert. After the expert asked the name, he told him, "Chickens are also animals, and they have physiological needs. Please buy another batch of cocks." But the farmer has spent a lot of money, and the money in his pocket is only enough to buy a rooster. He has no choice but to buy a rooster. This rooster faces hundreds of peak-to-peak hens. He is determined to kill the thief, and there is nothing he can do. He was exhausted after several times. The farmer thought hard and came up with a good idea. He mixed Viagra, which had been treasured for a long time, with chicken feed and fed it to the rooster. After the cock ate Viagra, it was really a blessing in disguise, and it didn't take a day to get all the hens in the chicken farm. Hens are much more diligent when they are nourished by love. Unexpectedly, the next day, the rooster was still very angry, jumped over the fence and went to the duck house on the farm next door to take all the hundreds of ducks. On the third day, the rooster was still brave and unstoppable. He flew over the river and came to the goose farm on the opposite farm, and took all the hundreds of geese. Finally, when the farmer went out on the fourth day, he saw the rooster lying on the ground, dying. There are several eagles hovering in the sky, waiting for the opportunity to pounce on food. The farmer's eyes turned red, thinking that the rooster had made great contributions to the revolutionary cause, he decided to collect the body for it. The farmer went to the cock and cried, "It's all my fault!" " "Unexpectedly, the rooster said," Shh, don't make any noise. I'll take care of those eagles when they come down. An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil, and only a small ant was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked inexplicably, "Why are your feet exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, Lao tze mixed his turtle son's fall! " The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line and asked why. The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of my brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that ya! " "Before long, the rabbit saw a large group of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant replied, "Oh! There is only one blood type like him, let him go! " On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly, I carried him, damn it! It's so heavy, my waist is bent, and I can't help falling! When an elephant gets sick, it will sue ants. The court ruled that ants were malicious injuries and imprisoned for 6 months. The ant refused to accept: "People are imprisoned for two months at most. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: tripping over an elephant is racial discrimination, which is an extra four months ... so the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: I have always been equal to an elephant, so I ask the court to make a clear judgment and give it back to us, suing the court for framing. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see him. I saw a mother ant beside me. Just ask him how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and replied, "I told him that I was pregnant with his child, and he just ... meowed ... The mother ant laid a bunch of eggs and hatched them!" As a result, a group of ostriches hatched, and the elephants died unjustly! ... hey ...