Tell me a joke and I'll accept it.

(1) A man is about to be shot. The police officer asked him what your last wishes were. The man said, let me go. The police officer said, ok. Let it go.

(2) Teacher: This is a new classmate. Her name is. . Uh, what's your name?

Classmate: I'm not necessarily the best.

Classmate: I am not necessarily the most beautiful.

Teacher: How modest.

Classmate: I am not necessarily the most modest.

Teacher: Mm-hmm. . . Your name is. . . . . .

Classmate: Hello, teacher. My name is Wei Bi.

Teacher: Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(3) The beginning is horrible, the middle is funny and the ending is tragic. Once upon a time, a ghost farted and finally he died.