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In Qiu Chan's novel The Caught Bird, the captain said that Liu Lidao was haunted at sea.
"God ... ghosts?" In early summer, misty eyes are as wet as water, which makes the sea shine faintly. "Is there a ghost on this sea?"
"It's not a ghost, it's a turtle." The boatman next to him is a local fisherman. He smiled and said, "I am afraid that ghosts will die alone in this sea."
"Who said there were no ghosts at sea? Can ghosts still be afraid of loneliness? Joke! Liuli Island in front is haunted and fierce. " The captain, a bold fisherman, walked out of the cockpit with a harsh horn.
"Liu Lidao?" Hua said with a smile, "At what age are you making up such boring jokes?"
"I heard about it the other day when I landed to refuel," the captain retorted gravely, rolling up his sleeves and glaring. "A few nights ago, I saw a jack-o'-lantern floating on the sea. It's just a white light. I thought it was a jellyfish at first, but I found it when I got close. My mother, a woman, just floats on the sea! "
When he said this, everyone was frightened.
Gu Xiachu seems to wake up from a dream and look at the captain.
The captain noticed the beautiful eyes in early summer in the surprised eyes of everyone, and immediately cried, "Hey, that female ghost is exactly like this lady. That's the look in my eyes when I watched her drift across the sea. She gave me a look, and I felt cold all over, like being hit by hail ... "
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