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Write a composition in Daozhen dialect

1. The charm of writing 600 words in dialect

A long history of culture endows Chinese with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that a word is a painting, a poem, an idiom and even a legendary story. Chinese has a long history and the largest population in the world. Modern Chinese (Putonghua) is formed on the basis of modern Chinese. It refers to * * * homonyms used by modern Han people. It is Putonghua with Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular as grammatical norms.

For example, three students go to the teacher's house as guests, one from Yunnan, one from Sichuan and one from Hunan. When Jenny was cooking, she asked, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" Yunnan people say "not afraid of spicy", Sichuan people say "not afraid of spicy" and Hunan people say "not afraid of spicy". The three people use the same words, have different word orders, and their meanings are gradually progressive.

In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the existence of dialects and languages everywhere.

Take Sichuan dialect as an example: sweetness is not sweetness, but sweetness. Bitterness is not bitterness, but bitterness. Don't say acid, say acid. If you are soft, don't say it. Say it. Don't say hard, say hard? It deserves sympathy and is called sin. Serves you right. This is called going back in time. Chatting is called putting on a dragon gate array. Cheap, this is called karma. Okay, it's Bashi. I'm afraid my wife will call me a rake. Come on, call Xiong Qi. Hypocrisy, what do you mean by fake play?

Yi * * in China has seven major dialect areas: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghai dialect), Gan dialect (also called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect in Guangdong) and Min dialect (including Minnan dialect and Xiamen dialect). Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jian 'ou dialect) and Guangdong dialect area (represented by Guangzhou dialect). They formed an independent dialect system based on region.

Careful observation reveals a very strange phenomenon-six of the seven dialect areas are in the south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while there is only one dialect area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects come into being? There are two main reasons: one is immigration, and the other is studying abroad.

Language is an open, dynamic and relatively balanced symbol system. Liu Shahe, our master of Bashu language, wrote an article called "Shu people say that they are elegant". He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person is idle and carefree, which is actually what Zhuangzi called "distraction". Describing a person without thinking and planning comes from The Book of Songs, and it means that a person is in a muddled state, which comes from Laozi. Sichuanese often eat "soup with rice", but they mistakenly think it is "bibimbap", which comes from the jade chips taken care of by Liang Daigu. So is pouring rice with soup. "What Sichuanese often eat today is the mistake of' eating rice', which stems from the posthumous work of Xuanhe, which records the skills of the Water Margin. The so-called "eating rice" means that you can eat it after boiling water is cooked? For example, today's Cantonese retains quite a few ancient words and meanings. Among them, "when" and "how much" can be traced back to "when is the bright moon" in Su Shi's Song Poetry "Shuidiao Getou"? I take my glass from a distance. There is a saying in Li Yu's "Young Beauty" "How much sorrow can there be? Like a river flowing eastward. 」。

Language develops with the development of society. With the change of ideas and the update of communication methods, various language varieties are common, and new words and phrases emerge one after another, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation, show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of China culture, but also a cultural phenomenon. Chinese contains many aspects of China people's way of thinking, values and cultural customs. It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is a living fossil of China culture! Chinese is still full of vitality and plays a great role since ancient times. No matter the times have changed, the dynasties have changed or disappeared, Chinese characters can still achieve "I can't stand still".

In modern society, we can't live without language all the time. We should not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand other people's thoughts through language, especially social interaction. We need to communicate with each other through language. Even though today's network technology has developed by leaps and bounds, people can use the network for learning and communication, but people still can't communicate without opening their mouths and rely on language. What's more, China's language is profound, and it is constantly changing and developing. Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich and enrich our life, not only deepen our understanding of the basic theory of modern Chinese, broaden our professional knowledge and improve the level of using language, but also enable us to cultivate by going up one flight of stairs in culture.

2. Writing the composition "The Real Spring Festival" According to the rules of my hometown, we began to welcome the arrival of the Spring Festival around the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, which is also commonly known as the "Spring Festival".

On the day of "Spring Festival", we go shopping for what we need for the New Year. The whole street is red, as if thousands of red flowers bloom together, but these are not as good as the "flowers" on people's faces.

Besides, we all have to clean our house. The whole family goes out, sweeps the floor, mops the floor and cleans things together. Very lively.

The 26th to 28th of the twelfth lunar month is an important day for us. Will we go out to play in the wind? No, no,no. You're all wet. We almost all know the proverb-"Twenty-six washes the green, twenty-seven washes the sick, and twenty-eight washes the sloppy." So we all get rid of bad luck in our own homes and bathrooms. Some newborn babies' bath water is still splashed in front of the door. Bless everyone.

December 29th of the lunar calendar is New Year's Eve. At this time, the extended family at home will hold a banquet and invite relatives and friends to join in the fun. After dinner, the children got together and sang a little New Year's Eve song, "It's rare to relax when you are old ..." There was a uniform song from the host's house. In the afternoon, people visit each other, and the children happily beg for lucky money. On this day, he was also called "Don't be old".

It was really lively to attend, and every household was very lively. Hu Jiajia is full of the smell of leeks, which makes vagrants passing by miss their mother's cooking. Men, women and children all put on new clothes, and couplets as red as the morning sun are posted outside the door, and colorful auspicious New Year pictures are posted everywhere outside the window. Every household lights up all night, never stopping, and firecrackers are endless. There are red lanterns hanging in the street, so lively! If anyone is not at home tonight, that person's cell phone won't stop until it explodes.

After New Year's Eve, we all go out to play for the rest of the day until the Lantern Festival comes. This is the last of faith. The children took out their long-cherished lanterns and walked in the street. The truth of lanterns is that a large number of stars shine in the quiet night sky, and they seem to fly around like the only fireflies. How beautiful!

In an instant, the Spring Festival flies again, and people are busy again.

On a sunny morning, my aunts and I waited anxiously for the bus. The bus in the distance finally came slowly towards us. I can't wait to get on the bus. Ah! There was a seat, and I couldn't help laughing. I sat in an empty seat first, for fear of being preempted.

The bus staggered away for a long time, and a gray-haired and plain-dressed old man got on the bus with a cane, and stood next to an uncle. Grandpa accidentally bumped into him when the car started. Uncle said to his grandfather with dark clouds on his face, "You dead old man, stand over there, not here. Can you afford to break my new dress? " The old man held the railing helplessly and stepped back. I wanted to give up my seat when I saw this sad scene, but I was too far away from the old man. I am afraid that when I walk over and give up my seat, I will easily fall down. There are two black and white little people in my heart. The black elf said, "don't give it to him, the road is still far away!" " "The white elf retorted," You are a pupil, so pupils have to give up their seats. Or are you worthy of the red scarf on your chest? " Just as I was struggling in my heart, a slow spring breeze blew the red scarf on my chest. It's better to give your seat to the old man than to watch him swing around like a fallen leaf on a big tree. I said to grandpa, "Grandpa, sit here. I'll get off later. " Grandpa smiled and said, "Thank you! Children! " With that, he sat down I got off the bus amid everyone's boasting. ...

In fact, it is not difficult to give up your seat, because it is an action that reflects your beautiful heart!

Nature is really a magical magician. Spring, summer, autumn and winter, storms and lightning are all his masterpieces. In the changes of nature, my hometown is so interesting and beautiful all year round.

With the natural will, Miss Chun came to my hometown with colorful flowers. The fields are green, the Woods are green, the grass is growing and the flowers are in full bloom. Spring girl waved her hand, and the spring rain was like the dew spilled by the jade emperor carelessly, like the jade liquid spilled at the flat peach meeting. Moistened by the spring rain, her hometown is full of vitality.

No sooner had Miss Chun left than the Summer Doll came. Lotus flowers filled the pond. A gust of wind blows, and you can smell that unique fragrance far away. Zhang's lotus leaves are as big as handfuls of green umbrellas. Anyone who leaves in a hurry can "borrow" one to shelter from the wind and rain when it rains.

Sister Qiu, dressed in autumn clothes, brought us golden autumn. Wild geese fly, maple leaves are red, chrysanthemums are in bloom, and autumn insects are singing. All this is really intoxicating. In this state, golden rice and huge fruits are exciting. "Jasper in spring and Man Cang gold in autumn", the meaning of this couplet is perfectly interpreted in autumn.

Grandpa Dong came, and the snowflakes in his hometown floated all over the sky. The world covered with white is really amazing. We children make snowmen, have snowball fights and snowball fights in the snow ... not to mention how happy we are.

My hometown is a beautiful place. In the "magic" of nature magicians, colors are constantly changing all year round! My hometown is really beautiful!

5. Writing 600 words in dialect has a long history of charm, which endows Chinese with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that a word is a painting, a poem, an idiom and even a legendary story.

Chinese has a long history and the largest population in the world. Modern Chinese (Putonghua) is formed on the basis of modern Chinese.

It refers to * * * homonyms used by modern Han people. It is Putonghua with Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular as grammatical norms. For example, three students go to the teacher's house as guests, one from Yunnan, one from Sichuan and one from Hunan.

When Jenny was cooking, she asked, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" Yunnan people say "not afraid of spicy", Sichuan people say "not afraid of spicy" and Hunan people say "not afraid of spicy". The three people use the same words, have different word orders, and their meanings are gradually progressive.

In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the existence of dialects and languages everywhere. Take Sichuan dialect as an example: sweetness is not sweetness, but sweetness.

Bitterness is not bitterness, but bitterness. Don't say acid, say acid.

If you are soft, don't say it. Say it. Don't say hard, say hard? It deserves sympathy and is called sin.

Serves you right. It's called going back in time. Chatting is called putting on a dragon gate array.

Cheap, this is called karma. Okay, it's Bashi.

I'm afraid my wife will call me a rake. Come on, call Xiong Qi.

Hypocrisy, what do you mean by fake play? Yi * * in China has seven major dialect areas: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghai dialect), Gan dialect (also called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect in Guangdong) and Min dialect (including Minnan dialect and Xiamen dialect). Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jian 'ou dialect) and Guangdong dialect area (represented by Guangzhou dialect). They formed an independent dialect system based on region.

Careful observation reveals a very strange phenomenon-six of the seven dialect areas are in the south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while there is only one dialect area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects come into being? There are two main reasons: one is immigration, and the other is studying abroad.

Language is an open, dynamic and relatively balanced symbol system. Liu Shahe, our master of Bashu language, wrote an article called "Shu people say that they are elegant".

He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person is idle and carefree, which is actually what Zhuangzi called "distraction".

Describing a person without thinking and planning comes from The Book of Songs, and it means that a person is in a muddled state, which comes from Laozi. Sichuanese often eat "soup with rice", but they mistakenly think it is "bibimbap", which comes from the jade chips taken care of by Liang Daigu. So is pouring rice with soup. "

What Sichuanese often eat today is the mistake of "eating rice", which stems from the legacy of Xuanhe, which records the skills of the Water Margin. The so-called "eating rice" means that you can eat it after boiling water is cooked? For example, today's Cantonese retains quite a few ancient words and meanings. Among them, "when" and "how much" can be traced back to "when is the bright moon?" I take my glass from a distance.

There is a saying in Li Yu's "Young Beauty" "How much sorrow can there be? Like a river flowing eastward.

Language develops with the development of society. The change of ideas and the update of communication methods make various language variations common, and new words and phrases emerge one after another, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation, show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of China culture, but also a cultural phenomenon. Chinese contains many aspects of China people's way of thinking, values and cultural customs. It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is a living fossil of China culture! Chinese is still full of vitality and plays a great role since ancient times.

No matter the times have changed, the dynasties have changed or disappeared, Chinese characters can still achieve "I can't stand still". In modern society, we can't live without language all the time. We should not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand other people's thoughts through language, especially social interaction. We need to communicate with each other through language.

Even though today's network technology has developed by leaps and bounds, people can use the network for learning and communication, but people still can't communicate without opening their mouths and rely on language. What's more, China's language is profound, and it is constantly changing and developing.

Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich and enrich our life, not only deepen our understanding of the basic theory of modern Chinese, broaden our professional knowledge and improve the level of using language, but also enable us to cultivate by going up one flight of stairs in culture.

The fox came to the tree and saw a crow standing on the branch with a piece of meat in his mouth.

The fox thought: Today I can finally feast my eyes. After a while, the fox had an idea and said to the crow, "Beautiful crow, your wonderful singing is really beautiful."

Would you please sing a song in your bright voice? The crow thought, "My ancestors were cheated by the fox in this way. I can't be cheated any more. Otherwise, we will lose the dignity of our crows.

The crow said, "It's okay to listen to me sing. You must fill my stomach. " With that, it ate the meat in its mouth.

After eating the meat, it began to sing. Seeing this, the fox turned around and ran.

On the way, the fox beat his head with both hands and said, "Alas, if I had known this, I wouldn't have used the methods of my ancestors." How stupid I am! " .

7. The comparison and solution of Zunyi dialect between the city and the countryside is used to write a composition, run between the city and the countryside as soon as possible, enjoy the prosperity and prosperity of the city, and then go to the countryside is a different taste.

The countryside is silent, except for cars passing by occasionally, the rest are only quiet and clean.

The contrast between the city and the countryside, the noise and silence-the traffic in the city is busy. The horn keeps ringing, which makes people upset and flustered. Sometimes when walking on the road, suddenly a car flies by, and can't wait to brake, just honk the horn first. The sound of the horn "resounding through the sky" suddenly made passers-by impatient and helpless. People in cities, depending on the urban environment, lack quality and self-cultivation. In rural areas, people rarely honk their horns in cars that pass by occasionally. Their behavior is really admirable. They know respect and love. Country people deserve our admiration.

Cities and villages. Different scenery. High-rise buildings, good scenery of the city. Neon lights are beautiful, but dazzling; The road is spacious but dirty; People dress beautifully and fashionably, but they always feel that they lack quality ... Urban people are more educated than rural people, but urban people lack cultural literacy. I think we need to calm down, let nature take its course, and don't do anything against our conscience. Even small things like spitting, crossing our legs and littering need to be seen in our eyes and kept in our hearts. People in the countryside, who have never seen the world, are somewhat restrained in their actions. However, they are very kind. When I arrived in the countryside, everyone was very friendly to me. Smile, say a word ... just feel warm.

8. The fox came to the tree and saw a crow standing on the branch with a piece of meat in his mouth.

The fox thought: Today I can finally feast my eyes. After a while, the fox had an idea and said to the crow, "Beautiful crow, your wonderful singing is really beautiful."

Would you please sing a song in your bright voice? The crow thought, "My ancestors were cheated by the fox in this way. I can't be cheated any more. Otherwise, we will lose the dignity of our crows.

The crow said, "It's okay to listen to me sing. You must fill my stomach. " With that, it ate the meat in its mouth.

After eating the meat, it began to sing. Seeing this, the fox turned around and ran.

On the way, the fox beat his head with both hands and said, "Alas, if I had known this, I wouldn't have used the methods of my ancestors." How stupid I am! " .

9. Write a composition about dialect examples.

This is a joke that the local people told me when I was doing social education in Guangfeng, Jiangxi Province more than forty years ago.

Guangfeng dialect is inherently difficult to understand. We can still understand the people who studied there, but we can't understand a word of the rural grandmother's speech.

It is said that a foreign son-in-law visited Guangfeng's mother-in-law's house. The mother-in-law was very happy to see her son-in-law coming and prepared a lot of dishes. Mother-in-law cooked a dish and let her son-in-law take it away. The son-in-law asked, "Where to take it?" "Take it to bed!" Mother-in-law also pointed to her son-in-law. As soon as he saw a bed, he brought the food to the bed. The mother-in-law fried two more dishes and said to her son-in-law, "Go and have a look, be careful of flies!" " ""Never mind, I wrote down the bill! "Mother-in-law listened to the puzzling, just look at it in the past. As soon as she saw it, her son-in-law took all the dishes to bed. Really in distress situation!

It turns out that the Guangfeng dialect called the table' bed' (homophonic)