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How to judge your drinking capacity?

Take an alcohol test:

When you feel blushing and burning, it means you have a reaction; When you think you are talkative, you are in the initial state; When you feel your head shaking a little, it means you are in a state; When you get up and go to the toilet, your feet are light, which means that alcohol works in your body; When you throw up, it means that you have drunk enough.

When you come back to the table after vomiting, you don't talk much. If silence is worse than this, don't drink. That's your capacity for alcohol. On the other hand, when you come back to the table after vomiting, you can still shout loudly and speak gruffly, which means you can still drink. Please continue to drink, let your friends write down the bottle you drank, and then subtract one bottle (there must be a lot of waste in the middle) to be your capacity for drinking. Of course, drinking depends on your physical condition and mood.

From a person's feeling after drinking, you can also see the amount of alcohol:

1, drink a little wine, you will feel full, especially full. Drinking more wine makes me want to throw up. People who drink a lot only drink and don't eat vegetables when they are happy.

2. The more you drink, the colder you feel. When the cold wind blows, I can't spit it out, so I spit it out immediately. (What you can drink won't throw up soon)

3, drink a little wine, the face will start to turn red, and then drink more red. (It's not the kind that blushes at the touch of wine and never changes after drinking it. )

4, drinking quickly sleepy, sitting on the wine table can fall asleep. People who drink heavily are more excited when they drink. )

What is drunkenness?

1, overexcited. Emotional out of control, laughing, crying, talking too much, swearing.

2. Excessive inhibition. Silence, rude sleep, incontinence.

3, spit wine.

4. Out of balance. I can't walk any further, and I stagger.

5. Slow response and slow action.

Drinking is basically natural. It's no big deal to drink a little and a lot. A heavy drinker will show it after a few drinks. You can talk on the wine table if you drink too much. You can drink more than before, but it won't change much.