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What does it mean to curse three legs?

What do you mean by "four and three"

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

How creative and brave you are to live!

You look so fucking postmodern.

You look like a car accident.

Take your hand and drag it to the dog!

You are so beautiful that I want to faint

You can laugh, but remember to turn your head when you laugh. I just finished eating and left room.

If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

You're not a VIP, not even a V, you're just a P.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

On a whim, I used your photo as a desktop and actually got a computer virus.

A long adventure .....

Your long figure is out of proportion.

Why do you cover your face with * * *!

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

Your appearance is very refreshing. !

It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Is innocent, sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

Mayflies shake trees, which is ridiculous.

Remember to brush your teeth when you speak. I smell it.

Brother, it's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are terrible.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

It's not that I don't laugh, I lose my powder when I laugh!

People are not smart and bald like others.

You are illegal!

Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

When I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except a "go away"

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? The more poisonous the swearing, the better. Recommend typical sentences without dirty words. I suggest you use this type to do civilized swearing. )

Your new lover is someone else's whore.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.

Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I've been dumped, and there's something wrong with my head.

How can you get married without * * *? No one can be a mother casually.

The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

International faces are universal.

I looked at him regretfully and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

You look very fauvism! !

The three armed forces can win the handsome, but ordinary people can't win the ambition.

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Try watching crabs coldly and see how long you run amok.

We will seek rather than be brave, and the soldiers will be skilled but not many.

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * *? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so your * * *?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

I have never seen anything so archaeological.

The long flying sand and stones is amazing.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Trees are shameless and will die; People are shameless, the world is invincible!

You are too easy to recognize.

Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called myself a gangster once!

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

If a person doesn't think about distant things, he will find sadness close at hand.

It is human nature to make mistakes. If it can be changed after it has passed, it will be great ... >>

What does it mean to say "having an affair" when swearing?

It matters. A man's third leg, you know.

What does it mean to walk on three legs?

Swearing means you are not human.

How to curse

1. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

Your appearance has broken through the human imagination. ...

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

6. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

7. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

8. You look very excited, as if you have drunk urine candy.

9. You were proud at first, but what are you doing now?

10. My dog knows to wag its tail when I throw a bone at it. What are you?

1 1. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

12. Could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

13. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

14. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

15. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

16. If someone scolds you, look at P or Mao, you can go back and see you.

17. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

18. Your father is in the 73 1 army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

19. Your looks and IQ are quite good.

20. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

2 1. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

22. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

23. Don't take mom and dad away without asking. Why are you so filial?

24. A person doesn't know it's him until he is pointed at the nose.

25. I don't judge a book by its cover. I am before you.

26. What do you say you can do? If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

27. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere.

28. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

29. May your boyfriend call forever.

30. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

3 1. The other person scolds you: (all kinds of swearing words), you answer, are you introducing yourself?

32. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

33. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

34. If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes.

35. Actually, what are you? You are just a barking dog.

36. How about my nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

37. Like a toilet seat, aren't you afraid of flies? Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro, don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

38. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

39. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?

40. Nongfu Spring, which is filled with a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels very petty.

4 1. Said my man is a man with two legs, short of oil. It seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

42. Don't always live in your home in Hibika. Go and find Wangcai next door.

43. If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

44. Say I'm jealous of you. Wipe your eyes.

45. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you.

46. You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13.

47. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

48. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of calling a dog? If you really bite me, it will be awesome.

49. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

50. Now that you think you have done well, don't forget what kind of dog you are.

5 1. See you pretend to be weaker every day. When I saw your mother, I immediately understood what a young lady's body was like.

52. Actually, do you know how much I like watching you? It's painful not to see your shrew sister for a day.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

54......& gt& gt

dirty word

* * * Why do you care so much every year? How do you care about her? She can't go back to her mother's womb for further study and then come out. Why should she lose her quality and scold a dog?

heart for you

1, you can't do this, you only know to come to me when you are short of dog food?

2, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

3. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

Four, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Thank you for letting me see the true face of * * *.

7. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

8. Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

9. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

10 You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

1 1, you exude the word "bitch" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!

12, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

13, why do you cover your face with * * * *!

14, just know what you are.

15, don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting at the sky as blind as a bat.

You look really great! Like a stick.

17, are you out of your mind? 100 still boiling water.

18, 2B describes you, people don't like pencils!

19, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

20. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Other swear words without dirty words:

2 1, why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

22, you are not as good as a dog, I throw a bone to the dog and it knows to wag its tail at me.

23, countless advantages, dancing on cow dung, the whole law in front of everyone, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, but also poof, not afraid of odor, can smell and cover. People send nicknames: spanking!

24. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

25, no culture, at least someone must talk, even people don't talk!

26. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?

27. When you say others are ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face, and then see if those peas and horny wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.

28. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.

29, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

30. Don't you think you have reached the world-beater and shameless state?

How to curse?

The most poisonous thing to you: Are you dead? Believe it or not, the laborer killed your mother and hung it in front of your house, and cut off her head for questioning. You are still in the mood to * * * here and sell yourself to ruin your family. Goodbye, I wish you a bright future and break up in discord. Also, the second hemp seed in the village east has just dug your ancestral grave and cut it for your ancestors for eighteen generations in turn.

Give your heart

I'll go first, or you can go first. I always feel dirty in front of you.

Swearing, not swearing.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going 2. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead. Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper. 4. Describe your life with your 2B pencil. 5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big. 6. It's good to know what you are. 7. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs. 8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute. 9. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously. 10, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

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1 1. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg. 12, the most useless thing in the world is a timely pay slip, with an angry face and too thin rubbing. 13, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee. 14, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again. 15, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you. 16, my deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "go away". 17, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim. 18, your new love is still someone else's whore. 19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black. 20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.

2 1, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I've been dumped, and there's something wrong with my head. 22, don't experience * * *, how can you get married, no one can just be a mother. 23. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day. 24. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity. Classic wow, you are going to kill me! Let me add one more thing: what is a best friend? The best friend is when you are old and lying in bed 50 years later. I asked you if you wanted to drink water. You shake your head. Eat fruit? You still shake your head. I asked again: Find you a handsome guy? Your eyes are wide open with tears in them. Please help me up and try.

What does it mean to have an affair?

Hehe, do you know what it means to have an affair now?

According to "third party intervention". In fact, it is this "foot" that leads to the "third leg", that is, having a leg.

It's too late to take off all your pants, only one leg is left, and then proper relationship happens, which is called an affair.

A man's shadow stalk is compared to a man's third leg. When a man and a woman * * *, the man's third leg enters a woman's body.