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It may not be a joke to say that you are not as tall as green onions. What is the relationship between Shandong people and green onions? It may not be a joke to say that you are not as tall as onions! Henan people and green onions have a deep historical origin. When people in Henan quarrel with others, they will say that you are not as tall as my family. When we heard this sentence, we felt unreasonable, but it was true, not sarcastic. Henan people are relatively tall. Their height reaches1.8m, and they are also affectionately called Dahan.

Henan people are bold and unrestrained. He is a big man and looks very tall. Onions in Shandong province are also quite long, with one onion reaching 2 meters, so it is reasonable for Henan people to say that others are not as tall as their own onions. When there was a bumper harvest of green onions in Zhangqiu, Shandong Province, some people even measured the relative height of green onions with a ruler. Unexpectedly, the green onions actually grew to 2 meters. Onions are taller than people, and a person should look up when he sees the highest place of onions. Once upon a time, a farmer planted 2.5 meters of green onions, and he submitted the Guinness Book of Records.

I remember that 2.5-meter-long green onions are rare, and netizens were shocked to see this news report. The response was very strong, and most of them had never seen such a long onion. The village party secretary in Shandong is a household name. People in Henan usually complain that others are not as tall as onions. This is not a mockery of others, but a real thing. People in Henan have a great appetite. They eat a lot of ingredients at every meal, which leads to such a huge figure. His figure is wide and tall.

Henan people usually love to eat onions, and they will roll pancakes with onions, which will be delicious. The pancake fruit in Shandong province is also very special, which is different from the pancake fruit on the market now. At present, the pancakes on the market are soft and delicious. However, the pancake fruit in Shandong is very hard, and many mainlanders simply can't get used to it. They feel that the pancake fruit in Shandong can't be bitten. Shandong pancakes are the most famous in this area, and many people deliberately roll pancakes with scallion. They get together, chat while eating pancakes, and live a leisurely and free life.