Humorous joke stories of fifth-grade pupils

35. The sun calls for grass. Sun: Hello, * *? Holy shit. Grass: * * *, who are you? Sun: Fuck, Cao: * * *, who are you? Sun: Fuck, Cao: Who the fuck are you? * * Sun: Fuck, Cao: * *. Sun's mother grabbed the phone: Fuck, * * *? 36. Boyfriend and girlfriend go shopping together. Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore. Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon? 37. The bear asked the white rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The white rabbit said, "No."The bear asked, "Did you really lose your hair?" The little white rabbit said, "It really won't fall off," so the little bear took the little white rabbit and wiped it. 38. The little white rabbit goes to the bakery: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: No, the little white rabbit came again the next day: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, there isn't. On the third day, the white rabbit came in: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: I'm sorry, but I still don't have it. The fourth day, the little white rabbit came skipping: boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Great! There are a hundred steamed buns today ~! White Rabbit: Great! Give me two! 39. Father and son take the bus. Son: Dad, when will it arrive? Father: Stop it. Son: When will it stop? Father: I stopped when I arrived. 40. A man and a tiger are tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger. He said, "Happy birthday! ! "The tiger blew out the candle ... 4 1. The wolf was just lovelorn. When he was foraging, he passed a hut and heard a man lecturing his children: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves. The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf choked and said, men, men are liars! ! ! 42. The girl asked her boyfriend, "What do you like about me? "My boyfriend is entangled." I, I, I like you to stay away from me. "43. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, * * * If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will trample you to death! 44. A gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when flying for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, it's so high, people are like ants!" The neighbor said, "that's an ant. The plane hasn't taken off yet. "45. My girlfriend texted me." Let's break up! "After a while, I received another message:" Sorry, I sent it wrong! ! "46. Sanmao went to the hair salon to do her hair and said to the stylist, braid my hair. The stylist accidentally dropped a San Mao's hair. San Mao said with a sigh, that's good. But the stylist accidentally lost his root again. Sanmao saw the fire: Do you want me to have long hair? 47. Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft. 48.do you like me? W: Guess. M: I like it! W: Guess again. 49. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What are you writing?" "Write a letter." "To whom?" "me." "What did you write? "* * *, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "50 ... during ... Child: He took off his clothes while putting on his trousers. Teacher's comment: Is he going to take off his clothes? Still have to wear it? Topic: One of the children: My left foot is hurt. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? Topic: After work, my father went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? Topic: Sad child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is sad. Topic: Another child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? Topic: babysitting: What are you looking at? Never seen it? Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate: prosperous children write: prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! Topic: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher: ... Title: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are naive. Sure enough, the children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water. Teacher's comment: It's a phrase. An inseparable topic: first ... then ... Example: eat first, then take a bath. Kid. Teacher's comment: ................. s Topic: Besides, child: A train passed by, besides, the teacher commented: I'll forget it if I die. Hey, isn't this Xiao Wang? Yo, it's Lao Li. What have you been up to recently? Hey, it's nothing. I haven't seen your father since I played chess. How is he? Thanks to you, it is still strong. Your father also likes playing chess. B: Really? Yes, I used to play chess with your father. B: (whispering) Why didn't I know? A: once we played chess, there was only one scholar left, and your father had an elephant ... b: so we didn't draw lots? A: yes, I am also a chess player, but your father quit and had to keep playing? B: Ah, how do I get off? B: So it's not a draw? A: yes, I am also a chess player, but your father quit and had to keep playing? B: Ah, how do I get off? A: Hehe, your father has an idea. What idea? Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" B: I have never heard of it! A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. Your father regards his elephant as me, and I regard my taxi as your father. . . Your father is like me, I'm like your father, your father is like me, I'm like your father, your father is like me, I'm your father, your father is like me, I'm your father, your father is like me, I'm your father, I'm your father, I'm your father, your father is like me, your father is like me, I'm your father, I'm your father, your father is like me, I'm your father, your father is like me. ! ! Examiner: What education? Candidate: I didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: Have you ever been in a fight? Candidate: This is the usual practice. Examiner: Do you have a criminal record? Candidate: Just came out. Examiner: What about physical fitness? Candidate: Not bad. You can kick over the peddler's tricycle with one foot. Examiner: Dare to take other people's things? Examinee: This is my strong point, just like taking my own things. Examiner: Does the old man dare to fight? Candidate: Cai Xiao, my father crippled me. Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management needs is talents like you! Examiner: One more question. What if something happens? Examiner: I went to work tonight. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" Confused, the man replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?" The whole car burst into laughter.