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The teacher asked me to tell jokes on the platform tomorrow. It's up to you to make everyone laugh.

At this time, the eldest brother said to the second brother: frozen hands? (Do you want to do it? )

The second brother replied coldly: frozen hands! (Do it! )

As a result, four shots were instantly aimed at the three brothers. ...

Three people were arrested and taken to the police station. On the way, the three brothers remained silent. Later, the third child asked the eldest brother: Why don't you talk (clap)?

As a result, eight shots were instantly pointed at the three brothers. ...

Arriving at the police station, the policeman asked Big Brother, What's your name?

Big Brother: Jiang (speaks English).

The policeman asked again, what's your name?

Big Brother: Jiang (speaks English).

The policeman shouted at his eldest brother, What's your name? )?

Big brother is silent!

The policeman turned to his second brother and said, What's your name? )?

The second brother replied shyly: Jiang Guoyu (speaking Mandarin).

The policeman asked again, what's your name?

Second brother: Jiang Guoyu (speaking Mandarin).

The policeman shouted to his second brother, What's your name?

The second brother was silent.

The policeman asked the third child again, What's your name?

Third: Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect).

The policeman shouted at the third child again, What's your name?

Third: Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect).

The police vomited blood ... I was dizzy ...