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Write a paragraph and guess who he is.
Although it is not good-looking, its eyes are super small, and it narrows into a crack when it smiles. There is a red birthmark in the middle of his forehead. Po Gong's face (a fake version), his head looks dignified and strong, but his legs are very long. He used to be a scud in his class when he was in primary school, and he won the championship in the sports meeting every year.
As soon as he entered his room, he could see several scattered textbooks. He is doing his homework under the bright light. There are some pens scattered on the table, but most of them are pens without water or parts. A gray schoolbag on the ground is full of textbooks with curly corners, just like rotten vegetables. He was my classmate's good partner for four years, and he was also the person who impressed me the most.
He said, "Hey? Where is my pencil box? " I searched the whole schoolbag, but I couldn't find it. I found it in my hand. Yes, his biggest feature is carelessness, so he makes a lot of jokes.
I remember one time, he was seriously correcting his math homework. In a flash, he frowned and stared at the multiple-choice questions for a while. Finally, he sent me a distress signal. He asked blankly, "what's the matter? I studied at 15: 75! "
I smiled when I read the topic. "Brother, read the topic again." " 15。 75 is pronounced fifteen seventy-five, right! "He frowned and pursed his lips. I reluctantly pointed to the last few numbers, and he was elated and smiled proudly: "Oh, oh, oh! I see! Hey! " I was speechless at once.
He is such a careless person. In addition, he has many such examples, such as: he forgot to bring his eraser, he couldn't find anything, and even his handwriting was mistaken for a typo by the teacher ... Although he is careless, everyone has his own advantages. He is good at ball games, not to mention table tennis and basketball, and his swimming level is first-class.
Math is also very good! He won the third place in the National China Olympic Mathematics Competition. Finally, I hope he can correct his careless bad habits, learn from each other's strengths and correct his shortcomings. After talking for so long, I forgot to tell you the name of "Martha". Do you want to know?
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