The latest cold joke

My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month.

2. Wife: "Men are timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you?"

3, drink too much: the mountain does not turn, the water turns, the water does not turn, and the road turns. The road doesn't turn, the wind turns, the wind doesn't turn, the cloud turns-the cloud doesn't turn, I turn.

4. The first time I heard Zhao Yonghua's The Most Romantic Thing, the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you" I heard: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you!" At that time, I thought Zhongguancun was advertising.