On Classical Chinese Translation from Internet Jokes

1. How do you say online buzzwords in classical Chinese? 1. Being rich is willful.

Throw a thousand dollars to buy a smile, willfulness is pride from the bones.

2. Sleep and get up. hello

Don't put the ceremony on sleeping, eat, drink and get drunk in time

3. Say the important things three times

Say one corner and repeat it with three corners.

4. Which excavator technology is stronger? China Shandong looking for Lan Xiang.

Digging Nanshan, the dust is flying.

How to find ingenious skills, Qilu classroom.

Network languages such as "I'm drunk, too" have only figurative meaning, have no fixed meaning, or completely deviate from the original intention and cannot be translated into classical Chinese. If it is literally translated as "I'm drunk, too", it loses the meaning of metaphor. Another example is "sauce purple", which originally meant "scarlet" and can be translated into classical Chinese, but "sauce purple" in network language means "like this" and cannot be translated. To solve this problem, it is necessary to accurately translate the network language into standard modern Chinese, and then translate it into classical Chinese.

Come here. I promise I won't kill you.

How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, breaking my inner peace and your bleak love-hate relationship.

Despair in this world of looking at faces.

What's the use of love words? Exquisite is not as beautiful as beautiful. Go back to your dreams.

I just want to be a handsome man quietly.

The world is prosperous, I propose a toast to peach blossoms. I am a pair of beautiful horses, and I am not defeated by the red bean cinnabar between my eyebrows.

I don't read much, so don't lie to me.

I dreamed of the Yellow River every day, and you drew a landscape on the sleeve paper. On that day, you crushed the agarwood of Chang 'an poetry, and the result was just a flower in the mirror.

I'm going to write a paper to calm down.

The world of mortals is not as prosperous as cool thin, and every word counts.

I can't speak.

I poured myself a cup of Siqing makeup, one cold and two creams.

What I said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

You love half the country and half the color, and you love the mountains and rivers that are half awake and half drunk. Strangers crisscross, who can say a thousand words, joys and sorrows.

This painting is too beautiful for me to see.

Moon cage, agarwood in the picture. There is still some sand between young people's eyebrows, and I have retired from the Buddhist temple, not covering my youth.

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You are interested in shocking the world, but your life is thin and desolate. It's hard to burn incense when you hit this scholar for three thousand. Who promised me immortal life, unparalleled life and the throne of headlines?

No left, no death.

You are all immortals when you go to Yaota. How can you resist going to Elysium and falling into Buddha?

* * * Silk

Joan's dream is still affectionate. When she woke up, everything was empty, and she was unlucky.

I'm too tired to love.

Straight romance is unintentional, but lovesickness can't be abandoned.

tall, rich and handsome

In troubled times, whoever drinks white tea is a BMW with a flick of his finger, which is also exquisite in the world.

horrible

Mountains and rivers hand in hand, just for your smile and bright eyes, to grow old with you.

White and charming ladies from decent families

With red makeup, Wan Li's boundless youth is like the moon under begonia, with unique style and beautiful life.

If love, please deep love

Just ask for a person's sincerity, wait for a hundred years, make a promise for a hundred years, watch the smoke in the morning and evening, and bury the loess together.

2. A short translation of classical Chinese Kuang Heng can explain the Book of Songs. At that time, people made up a jingle saying that "no one can say' poetry'". He came, and Lao Kuang said that "Poetry" can make people lose their chins! "Ding is a nickname, (because his interpretation of poetry is very accurate). At that time, people were in awe and admiration of him, and no one heard it but gave a knowing laugh. Kuang Heng's hometown also has an interpreter of this poem, and Kuang Heng went to him to argue with him and study controversial views. As a result, the man ran away without a coat and clogs. Kuang Heng caught up with him and said, "Please stay and listen to me. Let's start from the beginning." The man said, "I really have nothing to say!" " "So the man went away and never came back to say" poem ".

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3. Essay Classical Chinese and Original Translation

Qi Xuanwang makes people blow (1), will be three hundred people. South Chu Shi (2) please blow for the king. Yue and Lin eat hundreds of people. Dead, Lee. Listen, Chu Shi has escaped.

To annotate ...

① Wrong: The name of a musical instrument is very similar to the present sheng.

② Chu Shi: an ordinary intellectual with no official position.

3 cloud: grain depot.

translate

Qi Xuanwang let people blow, three hundred people must blow together. Chu Shi from the south asked for a blowjob for Qi Xuanwang, and Wang Xuan was very happy. The official warehouse supports hundreds of musicians. After his death, his son Wang succeeded to the throne. Wang also likes listening to the blowing, but he likes to let them blow one by one, so the southerners have to escape.

Brief introduction of the author

Han Fei (280 BC-233 BC) was a nobleman in South Korea, who was "fond of learning the name of criminal demons" and later called him Han Feizi. He and Reese are both disciples of Xunzi. At that time, South Korea was very weak and was often bullied by neighboring countries. He repeatedly put forward plans for prosperity to the king of South Korea, but they were not adopted by the king of South Korea. Han Fei wrote a series of articles, such as Lonely Anger and Five Cheats, and was later included in a book, Han Feizi. Ying Zheng, King of Qin, read Han Fei's article and praised it. In 234 BC, Han Fei came to Qin as an envoy of South Korea and wrote a letter to the king of Qin, urging him to attack Zhao first and slow down Korea. Reese was jealous of Han Fei's talent and tried to frame him with Yao Jia. Han Fei was forced to commit suicide by taking poison.

Han Fei pays attention to the study of history and thinks that history is constantly developing and progressing. He believes that if today's world is still praising "the Tao of Yao, Shun, Tang and Wu", "it will be a smile of the new saints". Therefore, he advocated "repairing the ancient times unexpectedly", "the world is different" and "things are different" ("Everything is wrong?" We should make policies according to the actual situation today. His view of history provided a theoretical basis for the reform of the landlord class at that time.

Han Fei inherited and summarized the thoughts and practices of legalists in the Warring States period, and put forward the theory of absolute monarchy and centralization. He advocated that "things are in the quartet and in the central government; The saints insist on it, and the four sides come to work "("Everything is wrong? Property rights "), the power of the state should be concentrated in the hands of the monarch ("saint "), and the monarch must have the power and influence to govern the world. "Lord of a thousand riders, king of a thousand riders, so those who control the world, levy governors, with their rights" ("everything is done wrong?" Human democracy). To this end, you mainly use various means to get rid of hereditary slave owners and nobles, "disperse their party" and "seize their auxiliary" ("Everything goes wrong? "The Road"); At the same time, select a group of feudal officials who have been trained by practice to replace them. "The prime minister from the state department, Athens to send pawn" ("everything wrong? Fairy snow "). Han Fei also advocated reform and the implementation of the rule of law, demanding "abolishing the teaching of the former king" ("Han Feizi? Ask Tian), "teach by law" ("everything is wrong? Five cockroaches "). He stressed that when a "law" is formulated, it must be strictly enforced, and no one can be an exception, so that "the law is not expensive" and "I don't avoid officials after punishment, and I don't leave anything behind" ("Han Feizi? Have a degree "). He also believes that only by imposing severe punishment can people obey, society be stable and feudal rule be consolidated. These propositions of Han Fei reflected the interests and demands of the emerging feudal landlord class, and provided a theoretical basis for ending the vassal regime and establishing a unified centralized feudal country. After Qin Shihuang unified China, many political measures were the application and development of Han Fei's theory.

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Mr. Nanguo, who can't play the flute, pretended to make up the numbers in a band of 300 people and even got paid. Once he wanted to play alone with his real skills, Mr. Nan Guo had to run away. This fable is a metaphor for people who have no real talent and learning to fill in the blanks among experts or fill in the blanks with bad things in good deeds. Mr. Nan Guo has also become synonymous with "fiddler".

For thousands of years, people have been telling the story of "making up for mistakes". Chu Shi in the south was cheated for a while, but not for life. It is emphasized that individuals should study hard and practice hard in order to have real talents and practical learning.