Wu Zongxian's classic funny quotations

Wu Zongxian's classic funny quotations

Lead: Wu Zongxian, born in Tainan City, Taiwan Province Province, China, 1962, is a singer and variety show host in Taiwan Province Province, China. The following are Wu Zongxian's classic funny quotations I compiled, hoping to help everyone.

1, you don't need to love a man, you just need to understand him, because men are animals. You don't need to understand a woman, you just need to love her, because women are crazy. Men are animals, while women prefer small animals.

2. Your dance is really naked on the bench.

3, great male chauvinism, "great" is tailored according to the characteristics of one of my organs, you are older than me. I am longer than you, which means our program is very long.

4, underwear is very comfortable to wear, and people who look at it are also comfortable.

5. I barely learned to play the piano for the first time!

6. Kangkang is actually a hybrid. His father is from Aryan.

7. Understand the "second philosophy" and don't compare it with the old one. "Being the second is the happiest."

His mother will come back immediately after the advertisement.

9. Q: You have 10 second. Please list the things that come once a month! Answer: utilities, telephone bills and bank bills. ...

10, wow! What big two thumbtacks!

1 1, Aya is really unprecedented. ) strong!

12, how can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, how can anyone sleep in a hotel?

13, a friend of mine is a gangster, afraid of being cut, so he has a turtle shell tattooed on his back … so every time I see him, I can't help touching his head.

14, the guest in front of us is the pride of our China men-let's applaud Mr. Ju Gu Chicken!

Chest out, please! Ah, you don't have to stand up without breasts.

16, people enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide!

17, what's wrong with you? Is it because of peeking at boys' shit?

18, I can't give her happiness, but I can comfort her; I can't give it to her forever, but I can give it to her once.

19. If you want to sue me, put an advertisement.

20. My thing is coiled around my waist-it's a belt.

2 1, big chest and no brain.

22, you want people to be spicy, unless you are spicy to the end, spicy to the highest point, spicy to the heart, two people in the mountains are more spicy, see if you are spicy or I am spicy! ! Among them, the hot word can be changed into something else!

23. It is a kind of welfare for dinosaurs to be strong.

24, women are not drunk, men have no chance; Men are not drunk, women have no tips; Men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

25, she is Su Yan, and she is called the washboard!

26. Tell a female guest that your dancing is really naked and organized.

27, the first time, that is, in the case of half push.

28, eat soft food during the day, but work hard at night; Men are not responsible, but also pay!

29. Business women don't know how to hate the country, and women don't know how to have an affair.

27. Tell a female guest that your dance is really shirtless and organized.

28. I hate two kinds of people the most. One is racist (others start cheering) and the other is black.

29, to understand the "second philosophy", don't compare with the old philosophy, "when the second is the happiest." Don't get it wrong. )

30. How can a woman tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, how can anyone sleep in a hotel?

3 1, Q: You have 10 seconds. Please list the things that come once a month! Answer: utilities, telephone bills and bank bills. ...

32. His mother will come back immediately after the advertisement.

33, she is Su Yan, and she is called the washboard!

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