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1, life is like climbing a mountain, climbing it step by step, reaching the top and going down step by step. Perseverance and courage to climb are ce

Half my life has passed.

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1, life is like climbing a mountain, climbing it step by step, reaching the top and going down step by step. Perseverance and courage to climb are ce

Half my life has passed.

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1, life is like climbing a mountain, climbing it step by step, reaching the top and going down step by step. Perseverance and courage to climb are certainly respectable; At the peak, people who don't like high positions and can go up and down are even more valuable.

2, things are often like this, it is too late to turn back, even if you are willing to be a bad horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.

On the aging face, wrinkles are full of love. Whisper softly and say what you want to hear most in your ear. Everything seems to be a story that happened yesterday. Now we are putting on a light comedy of our love every day. When we see the sunset on the horizon, we say we love you, and the breeze blows through the weeping willows by the river, we say we love you. It turns out that we are so rich, we have more happiness than others, and let the years go back and know each other.

The best years are icing on the cake because of you. I wish you all the best in the future.

It turns out that after marriage, the process before marriage becomes insignificant. No matter who pursued whom at the beginning, whoever is unreasonable after marriage will prevail anyway.

6. Let yourself be wronged and be hard on yourself.

7. Some pains, what to say, what to say, where to say it, and when to say it; Some secrets, you can't say, can't say, can't say, can't say.

8, in fact, it was a pure first kiss. I haven't forgotten her appearance until now.

9. Good temper is made, and bad habits are formed by habit. It is the person you love who cures your temper, and it is the person who loves you who suffers from your temper.

10, don't complain about life all day, life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

1 1, 5, although I think I will only hold a novel by Zhang Ailing in the dusk of my mood and gradually let myself in, which is pervasive and desolate.

12, looking forward: Most successful people rarely talk about doing things when they talk about success, but are talking about being a person. Because you can't be a man or do anything, you will live a life of inaction or take a bumpy and difficult road of no return.

13, sugar-coated haws only have a sweet shell, but the inside is extremely sour.

14, think less about useless things, people who ignore them, get busy and earn more money.

15, "Bang!" Nowadays, the piano has no owner, and Boya has never played the string since then.

16 in fact, some people have long suspected that even without Man Lu's "borrowing the belly to have children", can Shi Jun come together and stay together for life? The difference in social status can be ignored by new youth. Can Shi Jun's family accept it? Shi Jun's mother, a middle-class lady, is the first wife on the surface, with infinite scenery, but she has repeatedly lost and fought with her concubine. She longed for her husband's return, but was indifferent, pinning all her hopes on her son. Although material life is rich and carefree, human nature has long been distorted, selfish, hypocritical and greedy. On the one hand, he tried his best to create his sense of superiority, on the other hand, he tried his best to please Mrs. Shi's big family. Can such a person accept Man Zhen? She comes from a poor family and has a dancer sister. Even in shenjiamen, how much pressure and supercilious look does Man Zhen have to bear? Rain or shine, widow's eldest sister-in-law, snobbish servant, which one is easy to mess with and which one doesn't want to see her jokes? In the long run, won't Shi Jun, who is trapped in it, get bored?

If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by.

18, the reality is bleak and sad. Human feelings are pessimistic, and troubles are not filled. Fate is dim, and we gather and leave at will.

19. In their works, we all see innocent souls: naive, romantic, free, interesting and naive. ...

Unconsciously, I came to the most familiar corner in the past, where I was full of nostalgia and waiting for my hometown. Flowers bloom once, I miss it. If I can steal a season, I want to hear your silence. Drifting a pot of wine with you until you get drunk, I miss you so much. I want to warm my memories with wine and relive your feelings.

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22. It's good to give and take. What is the name of unilateral giving? It's called sacrifice. How many things can a person sacrifice? He lost it when he died, so someone still needs to make up for it.

23. Zhou remembered that when he first met Shen Wei, he would also fall in love.

24. Holding up Zhang Ailing's half-life fate, there is always a touch of sadness, and I always think of the sentence "Some people have missed their whole lives". In that absurd feudal era, people were imprisoned involuntarily, and love was even paler and weaker. Happiness seems close at hand, but they can only watch it fade away.

25. A long time ago, what would happen if we fell in love? I don't know, will one day, when they meet again, she will ask this sentence? Facing the cold and cruel reality alone, she has put away all her previous fantasies and her life has long been calm. However, how many years will it take for the bloody wound in her memory to heal slowly?

26, we are together, ups and downs. Remember, we were lazy together. If you didn't want to do exercises, you didn't go at all, but the teacher caught you red-handed. Until the end of the semester, you dare not escape again, but you always go with resentment.

27, Bodhisattva heart, the meaning of diamond, is the attitude towards friends and people you care about.

28. In fact, I have tried very hard to forget it, but I still haven't. I know what you mean is that you can't attend the first half of her life, but you want to take good care of the second half. You have told me these similar love words. Seeing this, I had a hangover all night. I mentioned your name hundreds of times in front of a strange man with the strength of wine. He said, I can see that I really love you. I cried in his arms, I know. It's just that all these places have our shadow. I am in a bad mood, so I seem to have lost my mind. I love you and will never change my mind. I cried and quarreled all night in this park, but I still cling to your memory. I'm tired, so tired. He said why you were talking about him. I said that some people don't know what is good, but really no one can replace it. He said I was stupid, and I said you were the same.

29. Wine is in the stomach, and things are in the heart. It seems that there is always a layer, and no amount of wine can drown your heart.

30. I don't know if Nalan's mood at that time was nostalgia, regret and melancholy. Some people's pain hangs on their faces, which makes people see clearly and express their wishes comfortably and directly. However, some people's suffering is buried in their hearts, not because they don't want to show it, but because they are often crushed by superficial people. In cool thin's words, it is to crush their original sincere hearts. How to piece it together is no longer perfect. So no longer lonely, become lonely. Although loneliness is difficult to solve, it is still the same as loneliness. Loneliness is an inextricable knot, an incurable disease, but also an incurable disease. Gradually, we learned to take pleasure in pain. From tossing and turning at the beginning to turning into steel at the end, we learned to rejuvenate, but we can never heal ourselves.