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What is "The King's Feast" about? How to evaluate?
The following is what this film really wants to say -
Once upon a time there was a man named Liu Bang. His wife's attitude towards him is: If you mess with a woman, it's okay, and I can still raise a child for you; if you mess with a man, I'm sorry, but the man will die. Therefore, he could downplay an affair between a man and a woman with the excuse of "I drank too much, it's inevitable for men to be outside", but he couldn't make any substantive moves in terms of homosexuality.
One day, he saw Xiang Yu on a tall horse. He was handsome and rich, a typical tall, rich and handsome man. He was tempted, and after several twists and turns, the two of them met and got to know each other. When they got together, the secret code for communicating with each other was two words: "Destroy Qin." This is the title of an original novel. Why did Director Lu, who is obsessed with research, repeatedly ask them to say these two words shoulder to shoulder? Think about Liu Bang's wife, the actor who plays Queen Lu, what is the name of Director Lu's wife? That's right, Qin Lan. So what Director Lu doesn’t want to say clearly is this: destroying Qin and becoming independent is what history says, and destroying Qin Lan and establishing a foundation is their real goal, dear!
However, Queen Lu was so smart that she had already seen through this. So she provoked a relationship between the two, even if she was deliberately captured by Xiang Yu, but she couldn't let them succeed. Originally, things had not gotten out of hand, but the appearance of a person made the Sweating War, oh no, the Chu-Han War inevitable.
This person is Han Xin. In his early years, he was by Xiang Yu's side and wanted to sacrifice himself, but failed. At that time, Xiang Yu's heart was all about Liu Bang. So he left Xiang Yu and joined Liu Bang. Facing this man who was one year younger than Xiang Yu and more heroic than Xiang Yu, Liu Bang was moved. The two of them are together.
What follows is easy to explain. Under the promotion of his man Liu Bang, Han Xin's status soared like a rocket, from a loser under Xiang Yu's tent to a rich and handsome general in Liu Bang's army. He lived up to expectations and conquered the territory of his former lover and current love rival Xiang Yu one by one. At most, Han Xin's territory was larger than that of Liu Bang + Xiang Yu. But he didn't resist, why? It's very simple, because my heart is still with Pei Gong, dear!
Han Xin’s soaring success is inseparable from the help of another person, Xiao He. The history of the two of them is relatively clear. Xiao He chases Han Xin under the moon. I dare to ask, apart from them, which story between two men in history uses the word "yuexia"? Still "chasing"! Don't be too obvious. Han Xin's rise in Liu Bang's camp was closely related to the recommendation of his secret lover Xiao He. Originally, Han Xin cooperated with Liu Bang openly and secretly with Xiao He, playing the harp and the harp, and they cooperated tacitly. However, none of this could escape Queen Lu's eyes.
Queen Lu’s mission is divided into three steps: 1. Let Chu and Han fight and kill the old friend Xiang Yu; 2. Falsely accuse Han Xin of treason; 3. Borrow Xiao He’s hand Destroy Han Xin and completely break up the 3P relationship between Liu Bang, Han Xin and Xiao He.
So we saw the following scene in the movie: Xiang Yu was besieged by the Wujiang River and looked at the other side affectionately; Liu Bang looked at each other from a distance, but there was no pleasure in killing his opponent, but the dejection of the passing of the old love. ; Han Xin was accused of treason, but he was able to save his life and was imprisoned without being executed. Liu Bang, who suffered from bronchitis, had done everything he could; Xiao He, regardless of his identity as a monarch and minister, fought to the death in front of Empress Lu to protect Han Xin; and was later forced to take Han Xin with him. Going to Queen Lu's banquet was like seeing off her lover; after Han Xin was strangled, Lao Bai, oh no, Xiao He, hugged the still handsome Zhang Zhen version of Han Xin and cried for two minutes. Director Lu didn’t even move his camera away, dear! Then, the highlight came, Xiao He personally cut off Han Xin's head. What did everyone think of? Is there a mantis in Black Cat Sheriff? Is it possible for the female mantis to eat the male mantis? The last and cruelest move was that Empress Lu asked Xiao He to take Han Xin's head and show it to Liu Bang. The result? After the Duke of Pei ordered a grand burial, he died without even breathing. There is nothing more sad than the death of my heart, my dear!
Liu Bang’s ups and downs and twists and turns in his gay life have come to an end. One more thing, in front of Liu Bang, Empress Lu only dared to touch his men, not his women. It's not that she doesn't want to move, it's that the time has not come yet. After Liu Bang's death, she took care of Mrs. Qi, the last woman Liu Bang loved during his lifetime. The methods were extremely cruel, including cutting off Mrs. Qi's hands and feet, gouging out her eyes, deafening her ears, forcing her to drink mute medicine, and throwing her into the toilet, where she was called a "human pig." Not to mention the video or pictures, this text description alone is already inappropriate for children.
This story tells us two facts: 1. Being gay is risky, so be cautious when trying; 2. Don’t mess with women when you mess with anyone.
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