Folk jingle daquan

Folk songs jingle encyclopedia 1, remember when traveling: don't be too tired, don't look haggard, don't get drunk when eating, don't buy expensive gifts, don't break your heart when you spend money, and retreat when you see mm!

2, people fish, you don't fish, and your wife says you are a straw bag; People gamble, you don't gamble, and secretly say that you are 250; People do it, you don't do it, and everyone talks about you.

3. Four major misfortunes: I bought a leather shoe with no bottom, bought a teapot without a mouth, pulled a mule without a cover, and tried to make a phone call without a signal.

4, the moon shines on Jiuzhou, I want to drink porridge under the tree, porridge is too hot to drink, please call back quickly, the hot pot is shaking, you will leave if you don't pick me up!

The four major embarrassments in life are: when I was no1-I didn't have one, the wedding night-next door, long drought and rain-flood, I met an old friend-creditor in another country.

6. Childhood is an ideal, youth is a dream, middle age is a delusion and old age is a memory.

7. Primary school students are teams; Middle school students are piles; College students are a couple.

8. Who lives without shit and defecates without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

9, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and you don't need a reason to love you; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug and kiss you. What about love in heaven, love on earth and romance?

10, the length of service is getting earlier and earlier, the age is getting younger and younger, the diploma is getting higher and higher, and the qualifications are getting older and older.

1 1, you are funny, you are funny, you are so funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit.

12. You are very bad recently and always want to earn extra money. You don't love your wife. You look for your aunt every day. Although you are handsome, you are defeated. You are generous under the bed, but you are helpless on the bed.

13, betrayal is a man's blood, fraternity is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's mantra, and it is a man's fashion to see things differently.

14, frog's four wishes: applying for a toad is a national treasure, there are no snakes running in the farmland, and holding a swan in his arms to participate in the Olympic triple jump.

15, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

16, people take guns and sticks, people eat and you pick up food, people eat fish and you eat thorns, and people shit and you smell it!

17, in the morning, you say me and I say you, at noon, you eat me and I eat you, in the afternoon, you win me and I win you, and at night, you hug me and I hug you.

18, fart is the residual gas in the abdomen, why not let it go? This gas swims around and always comes out. Those who let go are proud, and those who hear are depressed!

19, when reading the paper, my eyes were blank, I didn't have time to think much, my limbs were weak, my five internal organs were burning, my mind was dark, I was attacked on all sides, and I was very painful.

20. Where there are plenty of herbs in the sea, why do you have an unrequited love for a grass? As long as you look hard, there is always a better one than her.

2 1, no running, no sending, degraded use; Just run and don't send, stay put; Run, promote and reuse.

22, the official amulet: eat and drink without accepting gifts or accepting bribes, like the new and hate the old, and the wind is not dirty.

23, a public toilet couplet: the heroes of the world, all bow down here; A virtuous woman, a virgin in the world, came in to untie the bandwidth skirt; Horizontal criticism: the meaning of heaven and earth

24. I wrote in my letter to my girlfriend: I love you so much that I would go through fire and water for you. If it doesn't rain this Saturday, I will come!

25. University couplets: If you don't cheat in the exam, you will be a schoolmate in the coming year. You would rather have no personality than fail. Horizontal approval: must pass.

26, drink a catty and two jins not drunk, dance in three steps and four steps, rub hemp for five nights and six nights, and receive a gift of 78,000 yuan.

27. Only by queuing for a long time can we truly realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

28. The soldiers and horses did not move, and the wine and meat went first; Everyone was drunk, and Lulu got through. You are hazy, I am hazy, and you and I just signed a contract.

29, the wife is two years old, and the golden day is long; The wife is a mistress, and gold piles up like a mountain.

30. If you want a restless day, invite you to dinner. If you want to be restless for a year, you can buy a car or a house. If you want to be restless all your life, find a little lover.

3 1, wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you get; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You and I are not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

32. Men and dogs: Men are twenty like pugs, sweet words are always on their lips, and thirty are like watchdogs. Cooking and washing are the best.

33, no matter how big the official, the same color coat; No matter how old you are, monochrome fitness pants; Men and women, open the door in front of the same color pants.

34, how to say love, pour all the wine in the cup. I take one bite after another, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

35, the secret of finding a job: age is a fortune; Diploma is essential; Relationship is the most important; Reference ability.

36. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!

37. If you don't bow your head for one day, you will be more worried if you don't see it for two days, and you will jump off the building if you don't see it for three days.

38. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground!

39. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. Cook dinner for your wife, throw beer and mahjong.

40. I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; The cause on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China!

4 1, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

42. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: this thing is only suitable for buttocks.

43, the language is not amazing: I am in the classroom due to illness; On an opaque night, tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

44. It's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over!

45. Affectionate is stupid, heartless is cool, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is understanding the world.

46. Qianshan is always in love. Don't tip. Spreading it around the world is love. Please tip 300 yuan!

47. Get married, get married, and divide it after the end; Set the wine, set the wine and leave.

48. The stomach lacks wine, the intestine lacks meat, the duodenum lacks canned food, and the trachea lacks Marlboro.

49. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

50, half a catty of wine, gargle; A kilo of wine, still go; Gold and half wine, supporting the wall; Two pounds of wine, the wall fell and everyone pushed me not to go.

5 1. I didn't know I was a small official until I arrived in Beijing. When I arrived in the northeast, I realized that I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I realized that I was not well dressed. When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I had no money.

52. I vomited after drinking too much and cried sadly, riding a motorcycle and climbing a tree. Seeing a beautiful little girl, I always feel that I am about to make money, and my feelings are always not improving!

53. I would like to eat bread and instant noodles for online marriage; Staying up late watching, hungry yellow, numb, dark; There is a bulge in the skull, and online dating is bullshit.

54. Only smiling people can be healthy and confident, and open-minded people can be confident and selfless.

55, wine is a poison that wears the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the root of trouble. Blessing, blessing network

56, modern man: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. You can jump three or four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Go to work and doze off!

57. Women and women are wonderful. They will have children and sleep. She jumps when she sees silver, and laughs when she has food; No money, no face, no tone change, talking like a ghost!

58. May all lovers get married. Cheaters will continue to be happy. Ruthless people are always lonely. Two-hearted people will boldly take poison. Fickle people will meet unhappy people!

59. Children have no money to go to school and have money to build temples and worship God; The living have no money for filial piety, and the dead have money for funeral; There is no money in the company account, but the boss has money at home.

60. Rural people living in thatched cottages are called poverty, while urban people living in thatched cottages are called tourism; Rural people are poor when they walk without cars, and urban people are thin when they walk without cars.

6 1, may all living beings finally get married, and those who cheat can rest assured to continue. Heartless people are always lonely, double-hearted people take poison boldly, and fickle people meet unhappy people!

62. Children have no money to go to school and have money to build temples and worship God; The living have no money for filial piety, and the dead have money for funeral; There is no money in the company account, but the boss has money at home.

63. Rural people living in thatched cottages are called poverty, while urban people living in thatched cottages are called tourism; Rural people are poor when they walk without cars, and urban people are thin when they walk without cars.

Healthy shunkouliu daquan

1. Garlic is a treasure. Eating regularly is good for your health.

Two apples a day, please bypass.

One date a day will make you live forever.

Walnut is a treasure in the mountains, which tonifies the kidney and strengthens the brain.

Iron can't come out without refining, and people are unhealthy without keeping in good health.

6. Carrots and ginseng; Eat regularly and keep mental state.

7. Tomatoes are nutritious, beautiful, young and less sick.

8. Cucumber is a treasure, and weight loss and beauty are indispensable.

9. Eating more celery is very useful for lowering blood pressure.

10. The more scallion dipping sauce, the fatter it is.

1 1. A bowl of mung bean soup in summer, detoxification and summer heat.

12. Eat three slices of ginger in the morning, such as ginseng chicken soup.

13. Women keep lotus roots for three days and men keep ginger for three days.

14. When the radish leaves the ground, the doctor will be fine.

15. Eat eggplant in October and starve to death.

16. If you don't eat green food for three days, you will see stars.

17. It is better to eat without meat, not to eat without soup.

Soup before meals is better than prescription.

19. Eat noodles and soup to avoid prescribing medicine.

20. Drink salt soup like ginseng soup in the morning and arsenic in the evening.

2 1. It is better to store it in a pot than to fill your stomach.

22. Leave a bite for every meal and live to ninety-nine.

23. Vegetarianism is good for your stomach.

24. No meat is better than no beans.

25. Eating bran rice is nutritious and healthy.

26. Eat well early, at noon and at night.

27. Overeating will make you sick, and regular quantitative can make you calm.

28. Eating in a panic and swallowing in a hurry hurt your appetite and intestines.

29. If you want to be strong, chew up your food.

30. If you want to be healthy, you will always be hungry.

3 1. Tears flow freely, and the disease naturally gets better.

32. The husband has tears, and the hero shed tears.

33. Sleep first, then sleep.

34. Medicine is not as good as heart.

35. Eat to support people and sing to support the heart

36. People are childlike and young all their lives.

37. Smile, ten years old.

38. One day in San Xiao, life is hard to grow old.

39. Laugh often, and you will always be young.

40. Cry and cry to solve thousands of worries

Children's jingle daquan

1, wear gloves yourself. 2, school supplies should be put away

3. The boat swims in the water.

4. The runway goes straight into the sky

5, the construction site truck is busy,

6. Di Rinrin, the alarm clock is ringing.

7. Bao Gong's black face is as blue as the sky.

Fingers, fingers can count.

9. Eyes, eyes are dark and bright

10, birds spread their wings and fly.

1 1. Drinking milk is good for your health.

12, the ship is rocking in the water.

13, the balloon is really beautiful.

14, the lights should be turned off, and the safety of electricity use is the most important.

15, mouth, mouth can talk.

16, not late for school.

17, first round and round.

18, eyes are big and bright, ears can hear clearly,

19, squirrels squirrels can climb trees.

20. Pick up your bag and go out early.

2 1 and the bicycle is small in size,

22. pencil case, pencil case, don't throw it away.

23, brush your teeth,

24, the plane is flying in the sky,

25. Panda Panda National Treasure

26. The dog barks

27, the baby is really good,'

28. Jump around and exercise every day.

29. How are you? How are you

30.Caryon is busy coloring crayons

3 1, smarter, be a young master in the new century.

32. Yellow autumn is here, and the snow is fluttering.

33. The beautiful picture was praised by everyone.

34. Green smiles in spring and red smiles in summer.

It is very important to turn off the tap and save water.

36, feet, little feet jump.

37. Cats meow.

38. Mercedes-Benz cars are really imposing.

39. Meet and say hello.

40. Go out and drive a car, a car, a car.

4 1, everything is in a good mood.

42. The doll has a doll in her hand.

43. I am me and you are you.

44. good morning good morning

45. Children get up early.

46. Kick, bend your knees and squat,

47. Take a piece of paper.

48. The city traffic bus is strong,

49, climbing the jeep is strong,

50. Draw a picture with a magic pencil.

5 1, sorry, it's okay.

52, accidentally write a typo

53. The New Year is coming. It's really lively.

54, ears, ears are long on both sides.

55. Leg, kick the calf.

56, wash your face,

57. Good night, good night. good night

58. Wear your own jacket.

59. This book contains a lot of knowledge.

60. Order is the most important thing.

6 1, sit up from the bed,

62. Hands, clap your hands.

63, children, get up early and do exercises.

64. Ducks, Ducks, Quacks, Quacks, Quacks

65. Kites are flying everywhere.

66. Balls are everywhere.

Xiongxiong is tall and strong.

68. Rats and mice steal oil to eat

Thank you.

70. Bye bye. Bye.

7 1, tick off the sketch and remember.

72, rabbit rabbit jumps.

73, pink pink painting girl, brown painting room, rainbow color has seven colors.

74. Meet and say hello

75, arms, arms are really strong.

76, face, little face is white

77. Pick up the basket and close the box.

78, Sun Gonggong smiles to say:

79. Smart and lovely little painter,

80. Keep in mind the safety of going out

8 1, sharpen the pen with a pencil sharpener first.

82. Sports are environmentally friendly.

83. Listen to the walkman and watch TV

84. Open your mouth, take a deep breath, rub your nose and inhale.

85. Stretch your arms and clap your hands.

86, the body, shaking the body.

87. Pig sleeps late

Pens and pencils come in handy.

89. Wash your face to refresh yourself and twist your neck.

90. Stand with your nose in the middle

9 1, close the window and close the door.

92. Ruler Ruler Draw a straight line.

93. Elephant Elephant has a long nose.

94, eraser, eraser to help.

95. Monkey Monkey has a long tail.

Mandarin: Super funny Mandarin.

Phrases: Super funny rhymes 1. Fly to America in a hurry just to eat a hamburger; I have to say that I am the best actor when I meet a talent scout when I go out. How did these wonderful things happen? Dream!

2. Classification of students. Students who repeat grades are called: international students; Students with money at home are called gifted students; Students who doze off in class are called poor students.

3. Staring is a temper, and being beaten is the purpose. Although my arms are thin and explosive. Try it if you don't believe me!

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly girl's love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

I missed you secretly last night, and my dream was full of salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in my dream was a pillow of saliva.

6. Get the word in the dream, change guns for guns. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag

7. The taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; The taste of love: wine is easy to faint; The taste of marriage: tea, if you don't change it, the more you soak it, the weaker it will be. The taste of divorce: coffee, bitter but thought-provoking.

8. One thin and one fat two women meet. The thin woman said, if I were as fat as you, I would have died in the morning. The fat woman said: When I hang myself, I must use you as a rope.

9. The so-called finger-belly marriage means pointing to your girlfriend's belly and saying to your parents: Dad, Mom, we are getting married!

10. Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby. Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer. When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrot waist is small, people haha!

1 1. Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your face is so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

12. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

13. One year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend, and finally her girlfriend announced that she was getting married. The groom is the postman who delivered these letters to her.

14. The barber was chatting while helping the guests to shave their faces, and they were so excited that they didn't pay attention to shaving off the guests' eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: Stay! Barber: Alas! Why didn't you say so earlier? Shaved off!

15. Husband: Honey, I was fired. Because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't want to think, who dares to steal a tiger?

16. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: it is used to stew vermicelli!

17. Stop getting drunk. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting, are you a brother? Brother did it! !

18. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

19. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

20. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! !

2 1. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

22. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! !

23. It takes two people to applaud: the golden mean.

24. Crows in the world are generally black: halo effect.

25. Flies don't bite seamless eggs: generalize by one side.

26. Everyone is equal before opportunities: impossible.

27. People live and trees die: not necessarily.

28. If there is something, change it, and if there is nothing, add encouragement: killing people does not see blood.

29. In terms of qualifications, I have crossed more bridges than you.

30. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears: murder is even worse.

3 1. Snow in front of every sweeper: The world is getting worse and worse.

32. Time is like cleavage, there will always be squeezing; The generation gap is like cleavage. You don't know how deep it is until you plunge into it. Personality is like cleavage, you can only see part of others; Luxury goods are like cleavage, you can only look at them.

33. I am really anxious to get angry, deal with hot issues coldly, dare to face hardships, take a straight road to turn around, don't regret what happened in the past, don't compare with what happened in front of me, work wholeheartedly and protect my health wholeheartedly.

34. Those who have jobs have no right to engage in greening, those who have the courage to engage in culture, those who have money and no right to engage in corruption, those who have no self-styled popularity, those who have little or no liberalization goals, those who have no land to talk over their heads, and those who have only one child.