Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I made a mean sentence to talk about my mood.
I made a mean sentence to talk about my mood.
I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.
Although * * is cheap, she has her cheap art.
4. It's better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.
5, cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become fragrant when steamed in a pot.
6. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?
7. Seeing a bitch is more tangled than going to the grave. How come so many people are dead and you are still alive?
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
9, give you a sword fairy, you don't do it, give you a sword god, you don't want to cry and ask me to give you a "knight errant".
10. If a man loves you, he will understand you. Otherwise he will spoil you.
1 1. I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
12, who did you make that expression with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
13, a ray of sunshine flies into your heart with the wind, but there is always a feeling of pain in your heart.
14, will you stop avoiding me? I won't be a bitch.
15, some people say that what two people miss each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.
16, how cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?
17, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
18, it turned out that when I lost it, I realized that what I lost had been lost. Now I'm just comforting myself.
19, this society has no purity, only meanness.
I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words. Including the first two sentences, I'm done.
2 1, once walked hand in hand through the bustling streets, and now I am the only one counting the sorrows.
22. Comrades have not worked hard, but * * will succeed.
23. When you see that others don't drag you down, you have to conquer others. This is not courage, this is meanness.
24, life is not perfect, rich and poor, just happy.
25. In this world, men and women are unequal. Men's arrogance is called self-confidence, and women's self-confidence is called arrogance.
26. People are always as mean and disgusting as dirty cockroaches. When will people die? Soon, people step by step towards the end of life.
27. It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected.
28. The gorgeous cars whizzing by left only muddy water.
29. Not all beautiful women who look * * are * *, but they may also be salesmen.
30. We are lovers, but many things we do are just friends.
3 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
In a world of rising prices, some people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
I am looking for someone who can wait for me to forget him.
Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
35. If I love you, will I get hurt?
36. Love is only the first love. I am infatuated, hurt, and tired. The person who loved is pitiful, and the secret love is mean.
37. Those who have loved will never forget, and those who have been hurt will always have scars.
38. I am upset and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.
39. I don't even bother to change the person in my heart.
40. People are always stingy and persistent in pursuing the impossible.
4 1, you just miss me for a while. Why should I miss you all my life?
42. There is an emotion called nameless sadness.
43, don't always pay attention to others, people may have regarded you as something else.
44. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.
45. Rogues can't stop people who know martial arts. Educated hooligans are afraid of everyone.
46. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.
47. For the last time, after all, a cheap ending will never be a fairy tale.
When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.
49. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
50. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.
5 1, you have the right to be a bitch, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down.
52. Don't be infatuated with others until you are exhausted. When you regret it, you don't know how many tears you shed.
53. It is a woman's sin for a boy to be philandering, and it is a man's will for a woman to be philandering.
54. I turned my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.
55. Cheap or not depends on how jealous you are and how bad you get along with others.
56. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or ktv?
57. Don't say love to a man easily. Even if you love him very much, don't say it easily. Leave some room for yourself, don't let him think you are a bitch, because some men don't understand love and often treat the woman who pursues him as a bitch.
58. The pain of speaking has subsided, and only if you don't mention it will touch your heart.
59. The phone makes me gasp, and the text message makes my heart soften. I will always cook for you and accompany you shopping until my legs are short. What am I trying to do? You will take over the rest of your life.
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