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1 Some people say that they will be lazier than me, and I said, "I'm too lazy to compare with you. "Four people were playing mahjong when the police came and took five people away. Why? Because the person who was beaten was called "Mahjong", the mung bean fell from the upstairs, turned into something, turned into a red bean, because it bled, and the red bean fell from the upstairs, turned into something, turned into a mung bean, because. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft. "Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away. The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." . "The pot said," it's almost fucking ripe and so stubborn. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai. Draw a v on two fingers. What is this? Yeah! Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this? It's fallen leaves! 13 stretch four fingers, what is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! (Bend 4) 14 Wolf, tiger and lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Wolf because: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf). 15 Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 16 one day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this time, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?" Every year in Spring Festival travel rush, the train is very crowded ... when a gentleman stops, he will put his ass out of the window to shit ... The train is about to start, and the conductor shouts when he makes the last inspection: "The boy with a bald cigar, pull his head back!" Worm and his son look out from their asshole. The son asks what the blue one is ... Father: Blue sky: What about the green one? Father: Earth: The outside world is really beautiful. Why do we stay in our asses? Father said solemnly: Because this is our motherland! A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her, watching it fall, was very worried and said, Dad, don't tell it, it's not our own ... It's the first time a person sells popsicles in the market, and he is embarrassed to sell them. Next to him, a man was shouting: sell popsicles! He had to shout: Me too. The female toad hid in the dog hole to avoid the male toad chasing her. The male toad stayed patiently in the hole, and soon a mouse got out of the dog hole. The male toad said sadly, no wonder you don't love me. The dog bought you mink. Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are walking by the sea. Suddenly, a reporter took a photo. When he saw the camera, bin Laden made a V-shaped gesture. Saddam asked: Gordon, did we win? Bin Laden whispered: Victory is a fart. I told America not to blow it up. Just the two of us! A soldier is practicing climbing a tree. Suddenly, he fell from the tree. The officer asked him why he fell. He said two squirrels ran into his crotch. I put up with it, and they went in and said, let's share the fruit! Students in a school leave school for ten minutes, buy two cups of milk tea and two taro. Seeing that the bell is about to ring, I anxiously said to my boss: Boss, I want two nipples! The old turtle molested the mussel, and the mussel was very angry. He opened his mouth and bit the old tortoise. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said with admiration, dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out. A man feeds peanuts to a monkey, and the monkey always stuffs them in his ass before eating them. The man asked the administrator, A: He ate a big peach last year and finally pulled out the core, so now he has to measure everything first.

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