Theater joke

How can I solve my problem? A supervisor often leaves his wife in the office for the night. Because of the strong leadership, subordinates have to turn a blind eye. One night, the subordinate couldn't sleep after drinking and wanted to find a wife to do it. He went to the director's office to call the door. Seeing that he didn't open the door, he said to his wife in the door, what's wrong with me? How should I solve it? The leader roared: "Your business will be discussed at a meeting tomorrow! Cold joke 20 13-03- 16

Men are all advantages # 19220 Men are all advantages: the demon is called cowherd, the tricky one is called domineering, the dull one is called honesty, and the faded one is called melancholy. Fierce is called spicy, stupid is called reliable, tough is called tough guy, native is called tradition, and foreign is called temperament. Strange is called personality, gangsters are called capable, crazy is called pistachio, tender is called awesome, and old is called mature and steady. Cows are called big men, idleness is not rotten, weakness is elegant, and unlike men, they are called cream youth. Cold joke 20 13-03- 16

You have changed sex # 192 19 There is a young couple in the cinema. The girl said, "I have to pee." Can I squeeze through? " Boyfriend said: "If you squeeze out, it will disturb many people. It's getting dark here, so come on the ground. " She took off her pants and squatted on the ground. After a while, the boy was curious and put his hand under it. He felt something long and hard and said, "Ah! You . Have you changed sex? " She said, "No, I changed my mind. . . Decided to defecate. " Cold joke 20 13-03- 16

If there is an afterlife, I would like to turn it into a bridge # 192 17 man: "Do you believe in fate?" Woman: "Letter!" Man: "Do you believe in reincarnation?" Woman: "Letter!" Man: "if there is an afterlife, I would like to turn into a bridge and wait for you to walk over me!" " "The woman was moved to tears! Man: "Then look up and see what color underwear you are wearing!" " "Cold joke 20 13-03- 16

Eat less # 192 14 in the future. Boars should always be wary of sows at night, for fear that their owners will kill them. Life flies and sows will gain weight. He heard his master discuss killing the sow and selling it. From that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. He rushed to eat the food sent by his master, slept after eating, and kept the sow awake. The sow was very disappointed. The master found that the sow was short of a few pounds, and the boar was shiny. Finally, the butcher dragged the boar away. Just then, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Eat less in the future"! After the boar left, the sow died of swine fever because of insufficient nutrition and decreased resistance. Cold joke 20 13-03- 16

Vegetable Wars # 19 192 Pan Pan bought a new tomato and prepared to make soup at noon. In order to show its leading position, eggplant laughed at tomato: "Your face is red. What, are you being hunted? " Unexpectedly, the tomato didn't buy this set, and looked back and smiled: "You are covered in black, digging coal!" Eggplant peeled and smiled: "SB, this is my plainclothes, understand!" " "Tomato laughed:" You are all white and green, and you are all moldy. How dare you take it off? I'm not good at you! ""Eggplant can't stand it, so she rushes to beat tomatoes. When the cucumber saw it, it was creepy: "Oh, my God! What a mess! " Cucumber took out his mobile phone and wanted to call 120. At this time, the kitchen knife sprang in and grabbed the cucumber: "Mind your own business, or I'll beat you flat!" " Cold joke 20 13-03- 15

Poor little dinosaur # 19 19 1 Once upon a time, there was a cursed magic dragon who would fall asleep with his mouth wide open 1000. Then he fell asleep, 1000 years later, he woke up. Then he yawned. Cold joke 20 13-03- 15

Lonely child # 19 190 He is a lonely child, and no one wants to play with him. He made a snowman until the first snow came. He asked, "Can I hug you?" The snowman asked, "Why?" He said, "Because I like you." The snowman fell silently in his arms. The next second, he heard the snowman whisper in his ear: "I traveled through the four seasons just to melt in your arms." Thank you for liking me. " The next day, the little boy died of a bad cold. Cold joke 20 13-03- 15

Son, uncle loves you without hitting you # 19 186 One day, a down-and-out magician took a train and had no seat, so he said to a child, uncle will show you his magic. Will you give him your seat? The child said yes. The magician threw his suitcase out of the window and then changed it back. The child gave up his seat and the magician sat down and began to doze off. The child wanted to see the magic again, so he picked up the magician's suitcase and threw it out of the window. Then he shook the magician and said, uncle, I want to see you change again. Cold joke 20 13-03- 15

How careful this teacher is. # 19 183 High school students should run aerobics. In winter, many students find various reasons to escape. Once, a girl asked a male teacher for leave, saying that she had her period. Only this teacher calmly took out a notebook and checked it. She said: No, your holiday hasn't arrived yet. Cold joke 20 13-03- 15

It turned out to be PHS. # 19 163 A martial arts expert went to PK, Blissful Residence, and pointed to four Dharma monks in Blissful Residence and shouted, roll call! Four dharma monks shouted: I am a poor monk! Poor monk Shen Tong! Poor monk Huitong! I am a poor monk! Master angrily said, TMD, is your abbot's dharma number SF? The benefactor is calm, there is no right or wrong. Our abbot's dharma number is global. The master knelt down on the spot and cried, Dad, I am your long-lost son-PHS! Cold joke 20 13-03- 14

You can do whatever you want tonight # 19 162 On the wedding night, the bride puts on a sexy nightgown and says to the groom, "You can do whatever you want tonight." The groom happily picked up the bride, put her on the bed and took out her mobile phone. The bride thought he wanted to use the mobile app to find a nearby pharmacy. When he was ready to play 300 rounds, his face flushed and his heart beat faster. "Hey, silly X, as usual tonight, telecom Dota area, I'll call number one." Stride, leaving only one shadow. Cold joke 20 13-03- 14

Finally, the highlight is # 19 16 1. A girl with a good figure just got on the bus and stood next to a pregnant woman. The driver shouted, this girl, give your seat to the pregnant woman. The girl hesitated and didn't get up. The driver finally couldn't hold back and roared, now that the girls are beautiful, why are they still so heartless? The girl finally couldn't hold on, and she was in tears. I'm also four months pregnant. Pregnant women can't hold it any longer, growling, I'm not pregnant. Cold joke 20 13-03- 14

What's going on in this world? # 19 159 The former usurer is now called finance, the second-hand house is now called real estate, the fortune teller on Tianqiao is now called psychologist, the nonsense is now called expert, the former prostitute is now called artist, the matchmaker pimp is now called broker, and the woman with a whore is now called confidante. At night and during the day with my father, michel platini was called a cold joke.

Have you ever been accidentally injured before # 19 152 A person wants to apply for health insurance, and the insurance agent looks at his health record. "Have you ever been accidentally injured before?" Asked the agent. "No, not once." "Your medical record says that you have been bitten by a poisonous snake. Aren't you accidentally injured? " "Oh, no .. It wasn't accidental that the snake bit me, it was intentional." Cold joke 20 13-03- 14

Spring has come # 19 132 General of YMCA said: It's time to see beautiful women and stockings. The YMCA said: You can face the sea again, and spring is blooming. The YMCA said: It's time to wash socks once a day! Cold joke +03-03- 13

Ante, are you kidding? # 19 13 1 There was an elephant taking a bath in the swimming pool, and suddenly an ant came in from outside. The ant said to the elephant, Hey! You come out for a while, the elephant comes out, and the ant says you go back. The elephant got angry and said, Are you kidding? The ant said, no, my underwear is gone. I want to see if you're wearing it. Cold joke +03-03- 13

I am proud of bombing a nuclear bomb # 19 130 After North Korea's nuclear test, the United States said to North Korea: You are doing something, you are doing something big! China said: Not bad for me! Japan: It has long been said that North Korea is just a small top and lacks pumping; Russia: I didn't expect the country to be miniature, and the behavior was obscene! England: Buy Garton! South Korea: It is not naivety that defeats peace, but the nuclear bomb! North Korea first looked up: I am proud of bombing nuclear bombs! Cold joke +03-03- 13

Don't provoke people who watch American TV series # 19 129. They have perseverance and can follow the drama casually for three or four years, so they have patience to hold grudges longer than others. Watch an episode once a week, and let them have the patience to kill you slowly. They are very resistant to pressure, and the drama they are chasing is cut. This kind of thing makes them extremely powerful and won't be scared by you. They can stand the heavy taste of brain-dead dramas.

Never-ending Mountain # 19 128 A college student went to climb a mountain, and just walked not far, he was too tired to walk. He asked the beverage vendor, "How far is it to the top of the mountain?" The vendor gave him a contemptuous look and said, "You bought a ticket for 180 yuan, and you climbed the mountain before you got to 5 yuan. How far do you think it is? " Cold joke +03-03- 13

Cleaning the girls' dormitory # 19 105 A cleaner is cleaning the girls' dormitory. He finally went home after a busy day. When he saw his wife, he said happily, "There are really many gains in making the bed today, including cold dishes, fruits and vegetables!" " The wife asked inexplicably, "What do you have? Look at you! " Listen carefully: "there are cold cucumbers, raw bananas and eggplant on the pot!" " "Cold joke 20 13-03- 12

I didn't break these two legs # 19 104 Spider and centipede got married. The next day, someone asked the spider how he felt. The spider said, I didn't break these two legs, nor did I break those two legs. Fuck! I fucking broke up all night. Cold joke 20 13-03- 12

Little Dragon Girl was heartbroken # 19 103 Seeing that Yang Guo had only one arm left, Little Dragon Girl was heartbroken and muttered with a small bottle, "If I had given it to you earlier, the tragedy might not have happened ..." Yang Guo wondered, "Aunt, what medicine is in the bottle? Jiuhua Yulu Pill? Black jade dipsacus ointment? " "It's ... it's Libai washing powder that doesn't hurt your hands ..." Cold joke 20 13-03- 12.

Three beauties chatting together # 19 100 Three beauties chatting together. A beautiful woman said, "an egg can hatch a chicken." I eat several chickens every day. " Another beauty went on to say, "That's nothing! I eat fish eggs every day. A fish egg is a small fish. I eat thousands of fish every day! " The third beauty listened, covered her mouth and ran away. Cold joke 20 13-03- 12

Steamed bread walking on the road # 19092 One day, a steamed bread was walking on the road and suddenly felt very hungry, and then it ate itself. ...