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Raise your hand and write a wonderful composition of 400~500 words.
On Wednesday night, I watched a movie "Raise Your Hands" in the stepped classroom of the school. The main content of this film is: the story of how two youth league members and guerrillas bravely fought against the Japanese devils. The most wonderful scene of this film is that two children's league members installed a mechanism in the door, when a group of devils came to look for the golden Buddha. A Japanese officer as stupid as a bear came to open the door, only to see him cross-eyed and walking like a big frog. He opened the door! As soon as I opened the door and moved the mechanism, I saw a vat full of water hitting the Japanese devils. In an instant, he jumped out of the door like a shell that was ejected. When they saw it, they dared not enter this door, so they bypassed another door. A traitor "learned from a bitter experience" and answered the door. He opened the door carefully and saw a bucket hanging on it. He took the mechanical device and thought it was safe, but it wasn't. He moved another mechanism and the bucket hit him with a bang. He dodged cleverly, and the stupid Japanese devil behind him was knocked out of the door again. The Japanese officer who was not with them went to drink half a bottle of wine. After seeing it, members of the children's group carefully picked up bottles and gasoline bottles and replaced the wine with gasoline. Ha! Now they feel much better. The guerrillas began to attack. Japanese officers were so anxious to drink that they drank the whole bottle of gasoline and vomited it. Two clever children's league members shot firecrackers into their mouths with slingshots and exploded at once. Suddenly, his mouth caught fire. A traitor sent him to the well. He jumped down at once. The traitor said, "You grab the rope and I'll pull you up!" "He pulled hard, and the officer had a hard time pulling it up. Who knows, the officer sprayed water on him, and when he let go, he fell down again.
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