Once, a friend told me a joke, which I didn't understand. Help me explain something quiet or something.

● My husband is in a bad mood and has been drinking.

The wife asked, What are you doing?

Husband said: don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!

The wife turned around with a big mouth and asked, who the fuck is quiet?

My husband took his wife for a ride, and when he remembered that he had been slapped in the face, he felt uncomfortable and stopped at the side of the road.

The wife asked, What are you doing?

The husband replied impatiently: I want to stop. What's the matter?

Wife: Shit, I just want to be quiet with Tingting! Another big mouth.

● When my husband finishes playing, the more I think about it, the more timid I am. Seeing the lilacs blooming by the roadside, I walked over.

The wife asked, "Do you want to pick flowers?"

The husband said, "No, I just want to smell it."

My wife snapped a big mouth: "Shit, who is Wenwen?"

● Husband rubbed his face helplessly and glanced at his daughter-in-law.

The wife asked, "What are you looking at? Is it wrong to hit you? "

The husband said, "I can't rub it."

The wife snapped another big mouth: "Shit, who is the soft egg?"

When I got home, my husband was badly beaten in the face, so I took an ice cream from the refrigerator and put it on my face to cool down.

The wife asked, "If you don't eat, it will cover your face!"

Husband: "I can't eat any more. I want ice."

The wife gave her husband a big mouth: "I can't fucking eat any more, it's embarrassing!" " "

● My husband is desperate, thinking about the first love is small and fresh, and the more I think about it, the more annoying it is.

Seeing the moat by the side of the road, I rushed over.

The wife shouted, "Do you want to jump into the river?"

My husband said, "No, I just want to swim."

The wife slapped a big mouth again: "Grandma, don't forget the yo-yo until you die?"

My husband couldn't stand his wife's beatings these times and decided to go out and hide.

When packing at home, his wife came back and asked him, "What are you packing?" Who are you looking for? "

The husband said, "I'm not looking for anyone, just because you can't stand being beaten and want to hide!" " "

Hearing this, the wife opened her mouth and scolded: "Damn, those who think about this and that, I ask you who the fuck is this blossoming?"

Friend, did you get it? His wife misunderstood him.