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Centipedes have hundreds of feet, but they can't walk like snakes. Ji Ling has wings and can't fly like a crow.
A horse has a journey of a thousand miles, and no one can't walk by himself; People have the ambition of lingyun, unless they are lucky, they can't get ahead.
The article is overwhelming, and Confucius is trapped in Cai Chen; Wu is a little better, and Taigong fishes in Weishui.
Stealing feet is young, not a kind person; Yan Hui's life is short, but he is not a vicious man.
Yao and Shun are the most holy, the son of evil. Gu Sou is stupid, but he gave birth to the son of the Great Sage.
Zhang Liangyuan is a civilian, and Xiao He is called a county magistrate. Yan zi is less than five feet tall and can be the prime minister of qi state; Kongming lived in a thatched cottage and became a strategist of Shu Han. Han Xin had no choice but to seal the generals of the Han Dynasty. Feng Tang has the ambition to keep peace, and the old half-official has no seal;
Although the king of Chu is male, Wujiang's suicide is inevitable; Although Hanwang is weak, it has Wan Li.
Full of knowledge, white hair is not the first; Teenagers are scholars and teenagers are subjects. Some are poor first and then rich, and some are rich first and then poor.
Dragons don't meet, fish and shrimp dive; When a gentleman loses time, he makes a villain.
When the weather is bad, the sun and the moon have no light; When the land comes out, the vegetation is not long; When the water is gone, the wind and waves will not stop; People don't have time, and profits will not work.
When people are alive, wealth cannot be moved, and poverty cannot be bullied. This is the cycle of heaven and earth, and it will always start again.
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