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Character introduction of the two Alices and the mysterious girls
Fukori (みおり)
The first "Aris"
Received the hospitality of the incredible dessert country in the land of dreams, and was called "Alice" ” girl. Like Yuki, it comes from the real world. She is a cheerful and laid-back girl who especially likes picture books and snacks. Most girls like basically everything they like. Like animals. Also likes divination and witchcraft. The difference from ordinary girls is that because she lived in the countryside when she was a child, she is not afraid of insects and reptiles. As the most common-sense person in the Land of Dreams (he is not a resident here in the first place), he will not force Yuki, and he is one of the very few people who can talk to him normally. However, he has a laid-back personality and seems to have completely adapted to the world, so unlike Yuki, he enjoys the world. Even if I compete with Aya, I don't have any sense of rivalry, it's just a level of "let's be friendly and cheer for each other!" May 4th is her birthday, so she will always stay in the land of dreams on May 4th, and she is very happy that every day is her birthday. Therefore, the power of luck is like a huge wave in the land of dreams. (I don’t know if it’s a side effect, but Yuki is always blessed by misfortune.) He is wearing a uniform and looks like a student, but because he entered the Land of Dreams earlier than Yuki, he can’t remember the details. His real name seems to be "Fukaori (みおり)", but his surname seems to have been forgotten.
"Wow, it's so delicious~. Fumiko-chan really knows how to make black tea." The little white rabbit "シルク"
The one who pushed the nap-taking Yuki into the Land of Dreams Bunny girl. Although he was holding his pocket watch, he was not in a hurry. Quite active in going his own way. He is very curious and very action-oriented, so he will take action immediately if he thinks of anything. But basically, it is somehow related to the muscles, and the result is always causing trouble. I set out to do everything perfectly, so when I fail, I force myself to forget about it. In addition, he is very outspoken, so he sometimes says outrageous things, but he has absolutely no malice. My favorite thing is all kinds of radishes. Pathologically fond of it. She is obsessed with the little rabbit she saw on TV and dreams of living with the rabbit. The joke on Yuki, "Can I just give birth on my own?" became serious, and I started to force Yuki on me from now on. Her knowledge about sex is completely blank, and besides obeying Yuko's words, she also accepts Yuki's appropriate suggestions (lies) seriously and asks for strange play. In order to conceive a rabbit, she seems to be ready to do anything. Among the residents of the Land of Dreams, they are the most jealous, and will twitch their ears if they do something strange. But it's not so much jealousy as pity? Good at eliminating one's own aura. Following Yuki with brisk steps, spying on the situation secretly, or hiding under the quilt, etc., all of his excellent physical abilities were wasted.
"If you have so much free time, come and have a baby with me! Hey! Hey!" The casual "ねこさん"
A big sister who always appears and disappears suddenly. Anyway. , is a person who likes interesting things and can do anything if it is interesting. He can easily get others involved in his own pace and get deeper and deeper into it. Although he has taught Yuki who knows nothing. , but basically they are just perfunctory and not serious at all. But I am a road blind person. By the way, I picked my name casually. It feels like. Just call me Yuki. In short, I can't help but want to protect and bully Yuki. I like to see his confused expression and often tease him (mainly for sexual harassment). He also likes cute girls and will sexually harass other girls he likes. In order to sexually harass the person he likes, he will not resist even if the other person clings to his body or touches him. I'm still very interested in the fact that I'm a virgin, and I've taught him a lot about oral sex. But this is not a perfunctory thing. I like cum very much, and I really like the riding position where I can move around freely. Among the residents of the Land of Dreams, he is the one who most directly presses on Suga. In addition, he is the culprit who instills strange sexual knowledge into Sika (because he thinks it is fun) and is treated like a master by Sika. p>
"What?
Don't you want to hear what I have to say? It’s rare that I’m wondering if I can tell you something to make you feel comfortable." The rabbit in heat "Luna"
A bunny lady dressed boldly appeared in a gathering called a tea party. A woman with a cheerful personality and high spirits who can chatter endlessly. She is gentle and considerate of others, and has an impeccable personality. However, due to the relationship being in estrus, she will constantly have erotic delusions, which will eventually lead to explosion as the delusions continue to escalate. No matter what kind of trivial matter it is, I will think of eroge and suddenly blush, and sometimes I can't even talk. Including the expression of love, all expressions themselves will be connected with eroge. And when she is not engaging in eroge delusions, she is a gentle lady. What a pity... However, although he likes to have delusions without permission, he is extremely bad at interacting with real men. It can be said that she is the woman who is most interested in Yuya among the residents of the Land of Dreams, but when they get close to each other, she will leave as if nothing happened. But I yearn for the title of boyfriend and girlfriend. In addition, the almost revealing clothing seems to be worn as a gift from Her Majesty the Queen. I, on the other hand, maintain my integrity. Although I like erotica very much, even I feel that this is not a good thing. Unable to withstand verbal attacks, there is weak electricity in the ears, butt, and chest. Once pinched, the whole body becomes weak. Just like a sexy belt, that's all it takes.
"Ahhhhh! Why do Fikaru and Yamane think it's okay~? That's a man?! Don't you feel excited?!" "Funny" on tenterhooks
A short girl wearing a hat appears at a gathering called a tea party. Since the Queen called it the "Hat House", it seemed to be a hat shop, but no relevant clues could be found. Due to his introverted personality, he would stutter in front of strangers and was always trembling. However, because I am very considerate of others, I am always trying my best to say something to break the silence. Because of his troubles, he was always bullied by his peers, and his whole body exuded the aura of being bullied. Among the residents of the Kingdom of Dreams, he can be said to be in the weakest position. I like black tea very much, and my hobby is blending various black teas. Can brew black tea with various effects. It seems that he wants to conquer the world with black tea if possible. In order to collect the materials needed to mix black tea, I secretly wanted Yuki's sperm. Regarding her companions at the tea party, she actually wanted to join the side that bullies others, but even God seemed to agree that she was the one being bullied, and no matter how the wheel of fate turned, she would always be on the side being bullied. Regarding sex, as you can see, it fully demonstrates its masochistic nature. Once it hears that it will be treated badly, it will get excited. I have a troublesome physique that produces more oral liquid than ordinary people, and I have always been worried about this. I actually want to join the side that abuses people...(omitted below)
"This, this, I'm preparing for the tea party. Um, if you can...come together?" Sleepyhead" "Yamane Yuki"
A girl in kimono who appears at a gathering called a tea party. Always asleep. Sometimes I wake up and mutter a few words. It is well known that he is able to fall asleep at all times. In addition, he has considerable courage and is unstoppable no matter what. But if I hate something, I will say NO without hesitation. To put it simply, I am a very, very independent person. Since he mostly sleeps, he can be said to be the most taciturn person in the Kingdom of Dreams, but his expressions are surprisingly clear. Expressions of being in a daze, sleeping, and obviously feeling disgusted are the most common ones. Oops, I'll smile. Since he basically doesn't get up when he falls asleep, he is basically on the receiving end. However, when I'm awake, from the side of "It's good to do it, but I don't like to feel it", if I insist on saying it, I should rely on the attribute of S. The acorn fruit I have been holding is actually an acorn-shaped container, and inside it is filled with syrup (sweet~ honey-like thing... I said so). It seems that the raw material for all the sugar in the Mysterious Dessert Land is that syrup, and if she who made the syrup wasn't around, the dessert wouldn't be possible. He pours incomparable love into the syrup that is his own creation (?), and he likes to play with syrup (honey) very much. Odorophilia. Various things can be distinguished by smelling them. Even if you can't see it, you can still detect it through its smell. Many other aspects can also be detected. The drunkenness was so serious that her tea party companions would never let her touch a drop of wine.
"...Syrup, I like it....Black tea is okay" Queen "Lara"
The most noble and highest-status Queen of Hearts in the Kingdom of Dreams.
He has a self-centered personality, is self-willed, and always looks down on others. I hate things that cannot develop as I want. Once he is in a bad mood, he will immediately get angry, and his catchphrase is "Pull him out and chop him!". After all, he is a sadist. Among all the characters on the screen, his attack power is the MAX. In addition to taking pleasure in torturing people, he will change his mind drastically because of an unintentional word. It's just that I didn't realize at all that I was a sadist. He seems quite idle, always looking for things to do to pass the boredom. Just like the impression given by her appearance, she likes sweet things very much. It seems that all three meals in the castle are the best desserts. In short, he is a noble person, and he is not allowed to touch a hair of his own even if he is close. Private parts such as bathing and dressing will not be seen by anyone. This is the Queen's rule. There is some sexual knowledge, but it basically deviates from common sense. (Because it was Etru who taught her)
"Cut it off! Cut off this idiot's shoelaces for me! Huh, a lawless person like this can just walk away crying!" Soldier "Rouge13 "
Commonly known as "Rouge Thirteen". Soldiers around the Queen of Hearts. From chores to dangerous stuff, it's all covered. Absolutely obedient to the queen, no matter what Rana says, she will obey her. He doesn't seem to think much. There are 13 soldiers with the same faces, from Rouge 1 to Rouge 13. Personalities and characteristics seem to be different, but ordinary people can't tell them apart at all. Only the Queen can tell the difference.
"I will obey the will of Lord Rana!" Makino Anarisu (まきの ありす)
The second "Anasu"
The protagonist of this story. College students. Because he has a so-so older brother and younger brother, he developed a poor character who has a habit of making noises and easily getting involved in trouble. He is very good at taking care of idiots, but the result is digging his own grave and wasting his life and money. My hobby is cooking and I like desserts very much. She hates bugs, and her likes and dislikes are quite girlish. She is ashamed of this and won't show it. I am very resistant to my own name, Yuki. Because I have seen my brother who works in public relations and model who live with me make the girl cry several times, I am determined not to have such a frivolous attitude. As a result, he has never taken the initiative to approach women and is still a virgin. It's just that he has inherited the bloodline completely, and I haven't noticed the corresponding qualities and sexual desires. Although he will complain when pushed down, he will not resist strongly. It seems that he still likes girls. He was recruited to the Dessert Country, the land of dreams, and as the only male in the world, he was approached with interest by the residents. Being attacked by the residents, I wanted to return to the real world as soon as possible.
"Oh, um, I, I don't have any experience in this area... Damn, what are you asking me to say!!"
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