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The word of god.
22. If your brother is far away from you, or you don't know him, take him to your home and live with you until your brother comes to see him.
Whatever your brother has lost, whether it be a donkey or clothes, if you meet it, do this, and don't ignore it.
If you see your brother's ox or donkey fall on the road, don't turn a blind eye, but help him pull it up.
A woman shall not wear what a man wears, and a man shall not wear women's clothes, for doing so is an abomination to the Lord your God.
22. If you meet a bird's nest on the road, in a tree, or on the ground, there are chicks or eggs in it, and the mother bird lies on the chicks or eggs, you must not take the mother bird and the chicks together.
22. Never let go of the mother and only take care of the young, so that you can enjoy happiness and live a long life.
When building a house, put railings around it, so that no one will fall from the house and the blood will be blamed on your family.
22. Do not plant two kinds of seeds in your vineyard, lest the fruit you sow and the fruit of your vineyard be confiscated.
22: 10 Don't use cows and donkeys to cultivate land.
22: 1 1 Don't wear fine wool and linen clothes.
22: 12 Do you want it around your cloak? Son.
22: 13 If a man marries a wife, and lies with her and hates her,
14: I lied to him and gave him an ugly name, saying, "I married this woman and slept with her, only to find that she had no proof of chastity."
22: 15 The woman's parents should show proof of her chastity and bring it to our elders.
16 The woman's father will say to the elder, "I gave my daughter to this man as a wife, and he hates him.
22: 17 He casually said, "I don't think your daughter has a chastity certificate, but this is actually my daughter's chastity certificate." So my parents spread the cloth in front of the elders in the city.
The Presbyterian church in this city will arrest this man and punish him.
And he shall be fined 100 shekels of silver and given to the girl's father, because he has given an ugly name to a virgin in Israel. She is still his wife and can't divorce her for life.
If it is true, and a woman has no proof of chastity,
2 1 Take the girl to the door of her father's house, and the people in this city will stone her to death, because she has committed adultery in her father's house and has done disgraceful things in Israel. In this way, you put the evil away from you.
If anyone is found sleeping with a married woman, all adulterers and adulterers will be put to death. So this evil was put away from Israel.
If a virgin is betrothed to her husband, and someone finds her in the city and lies with her,
You must take these two men to this door and stone them to death. Women don't shout when they are in the city, and men defile other people's wives. In this way, you put the evil away from you.
If a man meets a betrothed woman in the field and forces him to commit adultery with her, he should only be put to death.
But do not do anything to the girl, for she has nothing to die of. It's like a man getting up and attacking his neighbor and killing him.
For the man found the betrothed woman in the field, and she cried out, and there was no one to save him.
If a man meet an betrothed virgin, and seize her, and commit adultery with her, and be seen,
The man shall give fifty shekels of silver to the girl's father and marry her, because he has defiled her, and he shall not divorce her all his life.
A man shall not marry his stepmother, nor shall he uncover his father's skirt.
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