Dad buys cantaloupe humor jokes.

You live a glamorous life, but your parents are humble.

Text/whale into the river

Some time ago, I chatted with a friend who accompanied a younger brother to travel to Hokkaido.

I asked him if he had a good time. He told me that he and his brother were not on the same journey, so the journey was not very pleasant.

He told me in detail that my brother pestered his parents to go to Japan to play, and his mother was not at ease, so he invited my friend to follow him.

His younger brother, whose family is not rich, has the ability to make money by himself as soon as he goes to college, but he has the ability to spend money like water. Take a small matter as an example. The price in Japan is very expensive. A cantaloupe is about 30 RMB.

My friend asked me: can you agree that you can't make money now, and your family is not very rich, but you didn't blink when you were thirsty, but you didn't want to buy water but ate three cantaloupes at once?

This child reminds me of a deep impression: parents are still struggling, but you are showing off poetry and distance.

There are so many people around.

Another friend of mine, with average family conditions, lives a very advanced life.

She thinks the lunch box at work is terrible. She goes out to eat at noon every day, and she must order a cup of milk tea for more than ten yuan in the afternoon. I go shopping with her, and she always drags me to hot and expensive restaurants. Traveling with her, she always buys all kinds of food and souvenirs with inflated prices in the scenic spot in buy buy, spending money like water. Stinky tofu is not delicious. She tasted a piece, spit it out, frowned in disgust and threw it away.

I dare not persuade her not to spend too much money. Every time she persuaded her, she squinted unconvinced, moved out two famous sayings and said confidently.

The first sentence, girls, be rich; The second sentence, you must be happy when you come out to play, and don't care too much about money. It seems that if I persuade her to save properly, it will appear that I am too stingy and stingy.

I thought she must be rich until I went to her house once. She lives in a private house in the suburbs. It is old and damp, narrow and small. From the first floor to the second floor, she has to climb a very steep staircase.

Her grandmother wore her high school uniform coat and sat at home picking vegetables. She asked her grandmother why she didn't go to play cards. The old man said that she lost dozens of dollars in the past two days and was not happy to go today.

I borrowed their bathroom, but my grandmother didn't forget to tell me to use the mop water in the bucket. Don't press the button, it will waste money.

It is such a thrifty old man who gave all his savings from selling vegetables to his granddaughter for her to squander.

Having dinner with her parents at noon, her father made it clear that she was not expected to earn money to support her family. Just feed herself with the little salary she earned.

Later, that friend asked me to travel together during the holiday and told me that commuting in winter was very cold. She was going to buy a car, and her family agreed to buy it for her. Hearing this, I can only smile bitterly and don't know how to respond.

There is a joke that I regard money as dirt and my parents regard me as a septic tank.

In our generation, many people are like this.

Some time ago, I discussed on the Internet whether children should grow up in poverty or in prosperity. People who advocate rich support ask: Do boys have to be poor? How much hatred do your children have with you?

I also want to ask those children who squander their parents' hard-earned money: should children have food and clothing? How much do your parents owe you?

I know a boy who owes his parents an iou for all the expenses from college to work. The money spent on occasional business trips is also earned part-time. After work, he draws money from his monthly salary to repay his parents one by one. When a child comes of age, parents have no obligation to support him, so there is no need to discuss the topic of supporting the poor and the rich. But the reality is that many people get married and let their parents take out mortgages.

If you come from an ordinary family like me, you should know that every penny earned by your parents is not easy.

When parents are sweating in the hot sun, when parents are doing mental work in the cubicle, don't you really feel a little guilty about consuming their day's salary with a big meal?

Don't you really feel sorry when your parents are yelled at by leaders and customers, but you live in calling friends?

When you arm yourself with iphone, ipad and Mac, your parents want to buy a 10 yuan 100M traffic package for a long time, but they are still unwilling to buy it.

When you wear a brand with a name, a pair of shoes costs thousands of dollars, but your parents wear old shoes that you eliminated. They don't understand the brand you are talking about, and you laugh at them for being out of date.

When you feel that your knowledge, cultivation and vision are far beyond your parents', so you dislike that your parents have never seen the world, have you ever thought that it is your parents who helped you to a higher place that you have a chance to see the bigger world?

You live an invincible youth, you live a glamorous life, but you can't see the back, silently supporting your parents, and in order to let you live a better life, you still face the world humbly.

Don't miss your parents when you are short of money. They are not ATMs. They have temperature in their chests and feelings in their hearts.

It is not easy for mom and dad to love us.

The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart. _ Sad sentences

Guide: Don't covet material enjoyment, and don't covet spiritual nobility, poverty and wealth, as long as you are happy. We are often confused by some illusions of survival, which makes us muddy and bumpy on the road of love, and love is in our hearts.

1, do not know how to cherish, not worthy! If you can't get feelings, don't force it. If you lose your dignity, you will be slow.

At the age of thirty, we were very sad. At the age of twenty, we never came back. How wonderful it is that we missed our thirtieth birthday at the age of fifty. When we are ninety-nine, we may be as happy as a thief who hasn't been caught, thinking that the years of our lives have passed safely. The beauty of time lies in its inevitable passage. Flowers in spring, moon in autumn, snow in summer and winter. Believe in life and time.

3. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish hard-won things; Do not give up what belongs to you; What has been lost is left as a memory.

4. What we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

No matter how old you are or what your personality is, as long as you have the trait of trusting people too easily, you will have an absolute death point.

6, can't be a good person, can't be a bad person, want to be your sweetheart.

7. Always be like a duck-stay calm on the water and paddle hard underwater.

8. In a person's life, if there is anything really called no regrets, in my opinion, it is that your childhood has the joy of playing games, your youth has the experience of wandering, and your old age has unforgettable memories.

9. Fear imprisons people's souls, hoping to feel free. The strong help themselves, and the saints help others.

10, people are not fixed at birth. On the contrary, life will force them to reinvent themselves again and again.

1 1, like is the joy of love at first sight, love is never tired. When care and companionship become interruptions, loneliness is redemption.

12, always remember: when we are knocked down by fate, we still have to get up, pat the dirt on our bodies and say, come on, win two out of three!

13, soft-hearted people are not easy to be happy. Others hurt her or she hurt others, which made her feel uncomfortable.

14, not all people can understand the meaning of time, not all people know how to cherish time, there is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart that is willing to love but unwilling to love.

15. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Don't want to lose him, but pretend to forgive him.

16, only when you can't get it, you can easily think that what you can't get must be the happiest thing, but happiness itself has nothing to do with it. The choice of happiness lies in how satisfied you are with yourself, not how satisfied others are with you.

17, a truly powerful person, will have inner light to attract people to discover, and he will never be able to drum up and show off. Showing off will only cover up the real light, showing off will attract a moment and get superficial affirmation, and showing off will only make people lose the perseverance to continue to pursue real skills.

18, the real weak is the person who can only lose his temper with the closest person, but can't control his emotions.

19, I suddenly understood that a woman's Excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

20. Give yourself some time. Forgive yourself for doing many stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

2 1, there will always be times when others say what we feel, but we are unwilling to admit it.

22. In life, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope.

23. People will grow three times. The first time is to find that you are not the center of the world. The second time was when I found that no matter how hard I tried, there were still some things I couldn't do. The third time is when I know that some things may be beyond my power, but I will try my best to fight for them.

24. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.

25. It turns out that the best way to make a person strong is to have someone you want to protect.

26. The word willing seems to have a faint humbleness, but it also has the courage to hide. ...

You have been complaining about this place, but you don't have the courage to go out.

28. It's better to use your time alone to make yourself better, give people a surprise and give yourself a good explanation.

29. We will think about what we are afraid of, and we will hear what we believe. What scares us is not the outside world, but our hearts.

30. How can you care about all the disgusting injuries and all the boring jobs in this world? Keep quiet and calm your heart. There's nothing to prove.

3 1, you think it is courage to provoke the burden of life. In fact, it takes courage to live the life you really want.

32. The heart is like a heavy castle door. There is no lock outside, only the door inside. How hard others kick outside, it is better to dial it gently inside.

33. Don't love people who are already beautiful; But to love the person who can make your world better.

34. Be smart, girl. You pour out your heart to others. Maybe others still think you smell like blood.

35. Some things are not as strong as possible, but just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.

Whenever something good happens, don't sell yourself short. If you are arrogant, there will be disaster behind your head. Don't be confused when encountering disasters, endure it, even if you bite your teeth, and you will come after enduring good things.

37. It's not that I'm cheerful. In fact, I also have a lot of sadness, and there are also many sleepless days that devour me. Life is never just brilliant, but I like to laugh and enjoy fresh and bright air. Like tea, I would like to keep my bitterness in my heart and exude fragrance.

38. Many people are unhappy because they remember too long, get too little and do too little in the future.

39. Sleeping is just thinking about you in another world for me.

40. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.

Editor's note: You don't need to be rich, you just need to be a valuable potential stock; You don't need to be handsome, just clean; You don't need to be homesick all the time, just put family first; I don't need you to be a genius, I just need you to work hard for me. In impetuous times, we need some quiet and introverted men. -This is the man a woman needs, right?

Take stock of the saddest words for parents: "Leave me alone". Sad sentences for parents.

Introduction: China New Year is a time for family reunion. For some children, it is necessary to spend the New Year with their parents living in nursing homes. Do you know the old man's heart at the time of family reunion? What do they want most?

The reporter investigated five large nursing homes in Changchun, distributed 80 questionnaires and recovered 59 valid ones. The reporter found that 92% of the elderly like the reunion of their children. The saddest thing for parents is "leave me alone"!

What do you want most? They all chose "people are the most important"

Title: What is the gift you want?

The options are: a food, health care products, b clothing, c books, d smart phones, e other (self-filled) f is not important, but people are the most important.

After checking the gifts they wanted, almost all the old people chose item F. No matter what the economic conditions are, the old people are more looking forward to the return of family ties.

The second most selected option is option D. The 78-year-old Gao Guangfu specially marked a line of small print after the option: Samsung mobile phone can see photos of children and granddaughters. What the old man wants is to see pictures of his children. There are old people who want books and broadcasts, all of which want to get in touch with the outside world.

A small choice has seen through the old man's heart. Their loneliness is written on paper.

What's your favorite day? Spring Festival or birthday, because we can get together.

Question: What are your favorite days and the most annoying days?

Favorite days, 92% choose Spring Festival and birthday; The annoying days are when the children are away or Tomb-Sweeping Day.

The old man said that he likes the Spring Festival or birthdays, because only in this way can the children come back and the family be together.

Li Xiuyuan, 82, and his wife both live in Changchun Ai Zhi Medical Care Hospital. The old couple have five children, most of whom work and live in other places, and the children around them often visit them in nursing homes.

When asked about his favorite day, Li Xiuyuan said excitedly, "Look at me, I have lived for so long, and my favorite day is a few days ago." It was New Year's Day in 20xx, and the grandson who worked in Beijing returned to Changchun with his daughter-in-law and his great-grandson who was only a few months old. The family gathered in the nursing home, holding their little grandson, and Li Xiuyuan was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. "That day, I was so happy! Still very memorable! "

"I like birthdays best. My children can come with me on my birthday. " Yin Ruilan, 80, said.

What are you most worried about? Disease comes first.

Title: What are you most concerned about?

What are you most afraid of when you are old? Although the answer is not uniform, but the most is still afraid of getting sick. There are 29 elderly people who are afraid of getting sick, accounting for 49% of the people surveyed. Gao Guangfu, 78, said: "The old man is ill and it is difficult to take care of himself!"

Besides worrying about getting sick, I am also worried about my child getting sick. In the words given to their children, many old people also tell them to pay attention to their health, exercise more and be healthy.

Secondly, what worries the elderly is the economic problem. Among the respondents, there are 9 elderly people without income, almost all of whom are worried. Some elderly people with low income and a pension of more than 0/000 yuan are also worried about this problem. Such old people say that they should spend as little as possible and not add burden to their children, but they also hope that their children can guarantee a normal life.

The saddest sentence is "Leave me alone!"

Question: What is the last thing you want to hear from your child?

"Although we are old and can't help our children, we just can't let go." Faced with this problem, Ms. Wei, 68, was reluctant to go, and finally wrote four words: Leave me alone!

"I'm her mother, I don't care who cares? Besides, I miss her too! " Ms. Wei has two daughters, both of whom graduated from graduate schools. The eldest daughter is studying abroad and the youngest daughter works in a hospital in China. Her work is excellent, but her personal problems have not been solved for a long time, which has become a heart disease for her mother. "They were very busy and didn't have time, so I came to live in a nursing home. But getting married is a major event in a girl's life. Can I not worry! " Every time I call to urge, my daughters are always faltering and anxious. They say, "Leave me alone!" " "

For the feeling of hearing this sentence, Ms. Wei described it as like a knife gouging out her heart. "Sometimes I hang up the phone and steal tears, thinking that I am an incompetent mother!"

Editor's Note: She said: "Only by raising children can we know the kindness of our parents. "I hope her daughter will have children in the future and understand her feelings as a mother. Except for five or six old people who chose "Leave me alone", "I'm busy and have no time" ranked second, "You're old" and "Stop it, it's useless" ranked third and fourth respectively.

I live a beautiful life alone, and I live a wonderful collection of 60 articles.

I live a beautiful and wonderful life alone (I) 1. Only peaceful and calm people can realize that loneliness is a rare state of mind.

Behind the loneliness of the strong is glory, and behind the loneliness of the weak is desolation.

3. The things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession. (Author: Guo Xiaosi)

When you enjoy loneliness, you will feel a special kind of comfort, calmness and freedom.

I'm not lonely, I'm just a person. It's good to have me alone in my world. It's busy enough.

6. In a lonely land, there is no earthly disturbance, like a quiet lake, reflecting the truest beauty buried by dust.

7. If one day I don't love you, I won't feel lonely again.

I really want to go back in time and go back to our days together.

9. Sometimes, all we insist on is an answer.

10. Loneliness is still a cigarette after cigarette.

1 1. The night is getting deeper and deeper, my heart is slowly settling, and I feel more and more lonely, just like standing on the railway track and watching the long and endless loneliness.

12. No one loves you more deeply and truly than I do.

13. Loneliness is a bad cold without porridge.

14. How can pale and powerless language touch your heart?

15. Get used to being alone, get used to loneliness, get used to loneliness. But afraid. Afraid that all this will happen, run away and keep running.

16. I tried to laugh just to hide my pain.

17. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

18. Existence that does not exist exists in the bottom of my heart.

19. I know cool thin is popular in this world, but I stubbornly want to seek warmth.

20. After the lingering game, why can you let it go? Is it law or not enough love?

I live a beautiful and wonderful life by myself (2)1. There are too many people related to you, so it is better to be who you want to be. Life is short. Go crazy, love, and be lonely. Only oneself can really calm yourself down.

Seeing your happiness, I gave up.

23. A person's world, one listens to songs, one walks, one drinks, one is sad, one is happy, one talks to himself, one hums, one waits for the moon to set and rise, one walks through ups and downs, and one lives, which is really lonely.

24. A person may be really lonely. Perhaps, a person's loneliness is just a kind of life.

25. The clock on the wall ticks away the time of meeting and the years of missing meeting.

26. Loneliness is a person's situation. Loneliness is inner sadness. Even if I have experienced loneliness, I am full of memories.

27. listen quietly It hurts to be quiet.

28. Since I can't get it, goodbye and goodbye to all my past.

29. Zero decibel is a pleasure. After all, only those who have deeply experienced loneliness will understand.

30. When loneliness comes like night, when various versions of serenades are playing, you should choose to listen.

3 1. Psychologically speaking, if a person loves to laugh abnormally, it means that TA is very sad; A person can sleep well, which means that TA is lonely.

32. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

33. Time makes deep things deeper and shallower.

34. Before loneliness is confusion, after loneliness is growth.

35. One thinks, one walks, one laughs, one cries, one is sad, one goes from intentional to unintentional, and a song goes from affectionate to heartless. This is my state of mind at the moment, and it is also a feeling of self-persistence.

Please don't say that I have changed, because I haven't changed, but I have learned that I should treat others as others treat me.

37. The starlight on a cold night is lonely, or lonely, or the tears that miss you. Why is it so cool?

38. The road to spiritual practice is always lonely, because wisdom must come from loneliness.

39. I don't pray for your true love with my sincerity. Just the helplessness of life. How can I disappear in the west wind of the shutters?

40. A person, living in a city, missing a person and walking alone in another city, has gone through thousands of years.

I live a beautiful and wonderful life alone (Part III) 4 1. People are sometimes so strange that they don't say anything when they are greatly wronged and cry when they hear comfort.

42. I think the so-called loneliness is the person you deal with, whose emotions are not on the same frequency as your own.

43. Empty your mind from time to time, put it down when you should, and forget what you should forget. Throw away the baggage of the past and refresh yourself from time to time, and you will surely get a satisfactory life.

44. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

45. Under the silent starry sky, I recalled the beautiful scenery of the past. Now I am very sad, but I still burst into tears.

46. A person's loneliness, unprecedented loneliness, is wrapped in this dark night.

47. My footprint covers the place where you left your footprint, but I can't find any trace of your progress.

48. One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. Finally, we are really strangers.

49. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

Choosing to live alone always does more harm than good. If you have to, it is not desirable.

5 1. Give me an encounter, not a love. Give me a love, but don't give me forever.

52. If one day, I delete you for no reason, please forgive me, because I find that your world really does not lack me.

53. I am alone in the sea of people looking for a figure who doesn't want to be lonely in this lonely world.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the world.

55. On the road, it is not for traveling, not for someone, but for meeting unknown self and beautiful scenery on an unknown road.

56. Loneliness is a state and loneliness is a state of mind. Loneliness is gray and dark blue.

57. The beauty and regret of many years lies only in whether those experiences have your time.

Where can I find a familiar figure in this city full of strangers?

59. The loneliest, most hopeless, most lost and quietest experience in the past was actually not the poorest time for you. You can hold your breath and finally go ashore alone. You put up with loneliness, overcame despair, stopped being afraid of losing, and learned to keep quiet company. Although the pain is given by others, the injury is good for yourself.

60. Loneliness is a wise, profound, calm and true examination of forbearance and introspection. It has nothing in common with indifference, emptiness and shallowness.