Super speechless short joke story

A joke can also refer to a phrase or a short story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that actions affect people's vision and perception, and they feel happy and funny. The following is a super speechless joke story I brought to you. Welcome to reading. I hope it helps you!

Super speechless short joke story 1 joke story 1: forgetful.

I'm so forgetful. One day I went out to walk my dog and left a pair of slippers I just bought on the lawn, forgetting to bring them back. Fortunately, the dog was responsible and even helped me get them back.

So I began to carefully train my dog to take back what I threw away. The dog is very clever, and it took only a few days to get used to it. It will go back and pick up what I threw away. This matter is very diligent.

As a result, I was miserable, and I was too scared to go out and throw garbage every day. As long as the rubbish I threw away, damn it, is not bad at all, I will get it back. ...

Joke Story 2: Restaurant Promotion

A restaurant near the community has just opened, and there is a sign in front of it that says: "Anyone who eats in this restaurant and spends more than 100 yuan will have a chance to win the prize, and the highest prize is 100 million yuan. The lottery process will be notarized by an authoritative national notary office on the spot to ensure fairness and notarization. " 1 ten thousand! How many years will this small restaurant earn back? Obviously it is a false advertisement.

When my daughter and son-in-law came home suddenly that day, we decided to go to a restaurant outside and pass by. The daughter said that this is the only thing that can help ourselves. Because the meal is over, there are not many customers, the environment is relatively clean and tidy, the food price is moderate, and the service is thoughtful and enthusiastic.

I ordered a good dish and asked the boss, "I have exceeded 100 yuan." How can I draw a lottery? " The boss smiled unhurriedly and replied, "We will draw a lottery when we check out." With a sense of mystery, we finished our meal in a hurry and asked the boss to pay the bill. After a while, the boss gave me change and handed me a red envelope. He smiled and said, "Congratulations on getting rich! Don't forget to receive the prize tomorrow. " I opened the red envelope and looked intently. It turned out to be a sports lottery ticket with 2 yuan money in it.

Joke Story 3: Helpful.

Xiao Zhao is very enthusiastic. He likes to work hard. On this day, he found 200 yuan in the company. He immediately asked everywhere: "Who lost the money?" Shouting for a long time, no one responded.

In the afternoon, Lao Li found Xiao Zhao and said that he had lost money in 200 yuan this morning. When Xiao Zhao returned the money to Lao Li, he felt something was wrong. He knows that Lao Li is training outside in the morning. How could he lose his money? Think about Lao Li's usual behavior, that is, a cheapskate with cramps on his legs. As long as it is profitable, he will sharpen his head and drill in. Looks like he's coming this time.

The more Xiao Zhao thought about it, the angrier he became. He wanted to teach old Ali a lesson.

The next day, Xiao Zhao took two Ming coins and deliberately stood outside Lao Li's office, shouting, "Who lost the money?" Unexpectedly, Lao Li didn't come out, but the company's manager Sun came out. He asked, "Xiao Zhao, how much did you pick up?"

Xiao Zhao quickly stuffed Mingbi into his pocket and stammered, "Two hundred ..."

Hearing this, Manager Sun was happy: "I lost 200 yuan yesterday, please give it to me!" "

Hearing this, Xiao Zhao couldn't wait to take out his two mouths, but he was afraid to tell the truth, so he had to take out money from another pocket and give it to Manager Sun.

Manager Sun left, feeling very distressed and regretful. He was hanging his head and going out when he met Lao Li again.

Lao Li lowered his voice and asked, "Who lost the money when you shouted just now?"

Xiao Zhao said angrily, "Manager Sun!"

Lao Li's eyes lit up and his voice rose: "Manager Sun is lost? Then I picked up 200 yuan and I sent it to him. "

Joke story 4. You can't swing in a skirt.

Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! "

One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear.

Super speechless short story 2 1, you guys spit out too much overtime in the group, and you are more black-hearted than whose boss.

One said, "I bought a new home theater, but I'm too busy to watch movies."

Another said, "I bought a new multifunctional rice cooker and haven't come home for dinner yet ..."

A buddy said, "I rented a new house near the company but didn't go home for half a month in a row." The landlord called the police and thought I was dead ... "

everyone ...

2. Boss: "This function must be done before going to work!"

Cheng: "OK."

The next morning

Boss: "Why hasn't this function been done yet?"

Cheng: "I haven't got off work yet."

3, a female colleague gave birth to a daughter, and asked everyone for help in the office to give a good name!

a； The word "light" is excellent, water, fire and yin intersect, but the depths are indifferent!

b； What about his father's surname Ji?

C: What if his father's surname is Gou?

This woman is furious: get out of here, my husband's name is Cao!

The most beautiful girl in the bureau has a boyfriend, and Xiao Wang, who has a crush on her, is very depressed.

After work this afternoon, he felt even worse when he saw the couple hugging under the office building. ...

When he went to work the next day, Xiao Wang was listless and sighed. His colleagues asked him what was wrong.

Xiao Wang said, "Alas! The bureau flower makes people hug! "

5, the unit WeChat group, the boss is also inside, many people do not know.

Today, silly Xiao Wang played in the group: Manager Zhang is like a pig!

I was shocked and told him privately: Manager Zhang is in the regiment.

A few seconds later, Xiao Wang continued to type in the group: Teacher Zhang, like a pig, sacrificed himself and benefited the public; Teacher Zhang is like a cow, working hard and complaining. We should learn from him!

This is a god reaction!

Super wordless short story 3 1, cat

My wife goes abroad to study, because she is busy with her studies and writes less letters. On this day, she called home and asked her husband to be caring and attentive. Finally, she asked:

"Honey, what happened to my lovely kitten?"

"dead"

"Oh my god, this news is terrible! Why didn't you tell me such sad news gently? For example, the kitten climbed a tree to catch birds and accidentally slipped down to heaven, understand? "

"I see."

"Dear, is there any news from my hometown? Is my mother better? "

"Her old man's house also climbed a tree ..."

2. Introduce your sister

One day, my brother said that he would introduce me to a beautiful girl, dress up at home for an hour and meet that MM, the ultimate beauty, and Stephen Chow's upper body in the coffee shop. He tried his best to amuse his sister, thanked her and wanted to develop further. Brother doesn't understand the times, so he sat next to his sister and kissed her loudly in public, saying, we all know your sister-in-law. Is she beautiful? I cried. This is my own brother. No, it's a lie!

I want to count the stars

At the end of the year, a colleague who was usually very calm drank his eyes red that day. When the leader saw that the situation was not good, he quickly asked me to take him home. But when I reached for a taxi, my colleague didn't get on the bus anyway, but sat on the side of the road with great interest. He looked up at the sky and said, Who said there are countless stars in the sky? I'll count them all tonight!

4. Delicious

My deskmate fell asleep doing the paper, and put an earth-shattering fart in her sleep, which smelled extremely bad. Everyone stopped looking at him at once, but he didn't mean to wake up. Looking at the teacher's livid face on the platform, we all tried to hold back our laughter. But at this time, the deskmate actually talked about talking in his sleep, only to hear him say: it's delicious!

Step 5 change money

In the public toilet, I suddenly heard someone talking in the toilet. Friend, do you have any toilet paper? I searched my pockets. I'm sorry, I don't know. After a few seconds, the man asked again, friend, do you have a small newspaper? I smiled helplessly, sorry, no, I just came to pee. A few seconds later, a piece of RMB 10 was stuffed under the toilet door. Friend, can you break it into 1 10 pieces? Then I gave him 10 coins.

Step 6 write an article

Look at your sad face. What happened? Write an article entitled "What did I do yesterday". Well, what did you do yesterday? Have a drink. You are so stupid! Let me tell you something. If you keep writing, why don't you just change the word drinking to reading? Zhang Wen was inspired. He wrote: "I got up early in the morning and read for a long time. I thought about it and ate the second half in one breath, but I didn't think it was enough, so I went to the store and bought another one. " I met Li Da head-on on the way back. When I looked into his eyes, I knew he had read the same thing.

7. Let's talk about it again

My wife and I have been married for more than ten years, and the romantic age has been a long time! This morning, I suddenly said to my wife on a whim: Let's talk about love again and pretend you don't know me. My wife said: ok, I will tell her: hi! Little bitch, who knows that this product slaps me as soon as it raises its hand, and still curses: I'm tired of harassing my aunt!

8. Go to the bathroom

Once on a plane, the lady by the window wanted to go to the toilet and needed me to stand up and give up her seat. I was afraid she was in a hurry, so I unfastened my seat belt and stood up suddenly. However, I didn't get up, as if a powerful force had stopped me. I resisted, resisted, resisted, but was firmly locked in my seat. What's going on here? I looked down and my seat belt was tightly tied to my body. What I untied was actually a belt.

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