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My self-reported composition

In daily study, work or life, you will always come into contact with composition, which requires a complete text structure and must avoid endless composition. So, how to write a composition? The following is my carefully compiled self-reported composition (generally 25 articles) for reference only. Welcome to reading.

I reported my composition 1 On that day, my superfine product took out an old pencil-box from his schoolbag. I couldn't help laughing and began to report myself.

I am a three-layer multifunctional pencil case: the first layer is for pencils; The second layer is rubber, ruler and fountain pen; On the third floor are the curriculum, lottery tickets and pens. There is a small pencil sharpener on my right, which can be sharpened at any time. You can also take out pencil scraps! Moreover, I look good: a bear named Winnie is eating fresh honey and talking to the timid pig next to her: "Little pig, you are too timid!" " "There are some trees, grass, flowers and many small animals behind. How beautiful! The tin pencil case has only one layer, and only a few pens, an eraser and a ruler can be put at a time.

After listening to my self-report, do you think the tin pencil case is far worse than mine? So I feel that our technology has caught up!

My self-report composition 2 My birthday is June 23rd, 165438+, which is also the best time for my grandmother to grow oranges, so I often see oranges on the table at birthday parties.

I also have a characteristic, that is obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every time my pen breaks, I will take the initiative to sharpen the pencil with a pencil sharpener. This is normal, but you don't know, as long as I cut, I will cut endlessly until it is extremely fine. No wonder my dad said I had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I have a good memory. Every time I am asked to recite ancient poems, I always recite them after reading them three times. I still remember some things when I was a child, but my mother can't remember them clearly.

I also have a strong climbing ability. Every time I climb up and down the rock climbing website of the children's park in the community, someone will say that I look like an Okumo.

My hearing is also quite good. I can recognize acquaintances and strangers without opening the door, but my grandmother's hearing is much worse than mine.

The third article of my self-report composition is neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, and my eyes are a little small. I smile and narrow into a crack. My personality: lively and optimistic. My favorite things: I like watching TV, playing, eating snacks and reading. Things I don't like: I don't like cleaning my bedroom, I don't like eating meat, and I don't like cats. (Because I'm a mouse) I feel like the person in the cartoon: Conan, I like detective work best. My appearance: I'm not tall or short, I'm not fat or thin, my eyes are a little small, and I smile and narrow into a crack. My personality: lively and optimistic. My favorite things: I like watching TV, playing, eating snacks and reading. Things I don't like: I don't like cleaning my bedroom, I don't like eating meat, and I don't like cats. (Because I'm a mouse) I feel like the person in the cartoon: Conan, I like detective work best.

My name is Wang Yuanbei. I was born on July 25th, 20XX, and I am nine years old.

I have long black hair, which is often braided into a bright black big braid. Eggplant face, a pair of big eyes shining with wisdom under curved eyebrows.

I have a wide range of interests and hobbies I like reading, drawing, playing the piano and dancing. Playing the piano is my forte. Wonderful notes slip through my fingertips and converge into melodious music. My motto in life is "An inch of money can't buy an inch of time" and "Diligence is the mother of success". When I was a student, I should take the time to study hard so that I wouldn't be sad.

Friends, let's fly our ideals with the wings of wisdom! This is me, a lovely and innocent little girl.

My self-report composition 5 My name is Hong, and I am 9 years old. Attend Class C, Grade 3, Xinshanban Orchid School.

There are five members in my family, that is, father, mother, brother, brother and me. My father is an assistant manager, my mother is a housewife, my brother is only 3 years old, and my brother is in Class E, Grade 5.

My hobbies are painting, coloring and reading. Sometimes, I can draw and play badminton.

My favorite fruits are apples and grapes. Sometimes, dad will buy some fruit to eat.

My wish is to be a teacher. I must study hard to become a teacher.

I'm really embarrassed to mention my character in my self-reported composition 6! I am a lively and clever little boy, but my parents always call me "Yun Yun".

I love to laugh, but unfortunately no one wants to listen to my laughter. Because, I don't have a girl's silvery laughter. My laughter was "earth-shattering" and made people "scared". Probably because I like to laugh. On any occasion, I laugh happily, happily and unscrupulously. I don't know how much my parents criticized me for this. But I don't "turn over a new leaf" because of this.

Speaking of hobbies, I am very proud, because I love writing and I am often praised by teachers. I think writing a composition is very meaningful. It can not only write about human progress and scientific development, praise the truth, goodness and beauty of the world, but also expose the dark side of society. It is true that so many people in the world are laughing and cursing articles. So I love writing, and my ideal is to be a writer.

My self-reported composition article 7 Hello everyone! My name is Kim. I'm nine years old and I'm a third-grade pupil. I am a horse with a small nose and big watery eyes. On the whole, I am still very handsome.

I like painting very much. At the beginning of this year, I also won the first prize in the art painting competition!

I like cycling, too. When I was seven years old, my uncle bought me a bicycle with more than 500 yuan. When I finished my homework, my father took me to the square to teach me to ride a bike. Once, my father helped me ride a bike. After a while, my father let me go. I didn't know it then. After a while, I fell down. Riding a few more times. I can ride a bike!

This is my self-portrait I hope my "selfie" will be more beautiful and wonderful!

I am a small ice cube. I live in a big freezer every day. I need low temperature. People often open the refrigerator to let air in. Suddenly I feel super hot and my whole body will get smaller and smaller.

I was born as "water", and then I grew up in a big freezer and gradually became solid and hard. Great changes!

It is boring to be locked in the freezer every day. I love going out for adventure, but I can hardly come back every time. Fortunately, my young master took me back to the freezer, otherwise I would have turned into water again.

There are many new friends in the freezer these days, all of them are small ice cubes. Everyone decided to put on protective clothing, go out for a few days and come back.

We went to the top of Yushan Mountain, where it is very cold all year round, so we don't need to wear protective clothing. We are holding hands there, and the longer we are, the bigger we are.

Finally, we came to the ice shop and turned it into a bowl of delicious "honey bean ice", thus ending a wonderful adventure.

I just arrived, so let me introduce myself first.

My surname is Meng Mingyu, male, from Lianyungang, Jiangsu.

I am not handsome, but I am not ugly. Thick eyebrows, small eyes, big nose and just right mouth.

I have many hobbies. Although I am not proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I know a little. I like good guns best. I once threw away my MY-86 rifle for a "famous gun", but after all, it was wet behind the ears and didn't succeed. Later, he switched to writing and achieved little.

Have no hope for the future, just eat a pack. Not hungry and happy every day is enough.

I spent so much time writing this thing, hoping to get everyone's praise.

My self-report composition 10 My name is Deng Guohua, and I am seven years old. I am a villain in Class 9, Grade 1, Grade 2, Gao Xin. I also have a younger brother named Deng, who is in Class 7, Grade 2. We are good brothers.

I'm short and round. Although I am a boy with a single eyelid, I have big eyes and two lovely dimples. I like drawing, skipping rope, playing football and taekwondo. Now I am a Taekwondo student, Huang Dai. I like reading books about superheroes, such as Spider-Man, Iron Man and The Avengers. I dream of being a hero who can help others.

My self-reported composition 1 1 Hello everyone, my name is Li Changyu, and I am a lively, lovely, smart and lovely little classmate. I am 8 years old and study in Class 5, Grade 1, Grade 2, Gaoxin.

I have big bright eyes, a straight nose, a glib mouth and two ears. No wonder I get full marks every time I listen to English. I like running because it can make people's vital capacity boil. I also like traveling, because I can breathe the fresh air of nature and increase my knowledge. I like to eat fish, because fish is of high value. I like drinking milk, because it can strengthen people's physique.

This is me. Do people like me?

My self-report composition 12 I am 9 years old, with small eyes, black eyebrows, a small mouth when I smile, and a small dimple when I smile.

I am a cheerful and lively little girl. I get along well with everyone at school. I have a great skill. Whenever my family quarrels, it makes me laugh. How's it going? Awesome! I usually have plenty of spare time! I learned Latin dance in the Children's Palace this year, and I also learned to draw and write! This is me!

My self-report composition 13 I am a short girl. Black hair wears a tall ponytail at the back of the head. Zhang Yuanyuan's face is like an apple. A pair of big eyes look bright. Low nose. A small cherry mouth speaks volumes. Show two "rabbit" teeth when you laugh. Big ears are like fudge, and QQ is very elastic. They do their own jobs and are good helpers in life and study.

I also like Latin dance in my life. My parents all call me a "little dancer". Although I am very tired and hard when practicing, I can feel the happiness brought by dancing.

This is my Nanxun, a girl who loves dancing.

My self-reported composition article 14 Hello everyone! My name is ... My name is.

Hey! I can't even guess! To give a hint, I gave myself a nickname: "Queen of Africa" (because my skin is very dark)

Got it! I'm Sun Hanxin. If you don't guess again, you're out!

I have been fond of Chinese since Mr. Xu came. Now, I like sports and Chinese ... My hobbies are playing football and basketball.

Long-distance running, what, you want to compete with me, 400 meters, 800 meters, whatever you say, 1000 meters will do!

I forgot to tell you that I am 10 years old and I am in Class 7, Grade 4, Heping Primary School. Don't forget to come to me!

Can you be good friends with me?

My self-reported composition 15 My name is Yu. I am nine years old. I am a student in Jiang Bin Primary School. I am a smart and lovely little boy. At home, my father loves me and my mother dotes on me. I have a good time every day.

My hobby is playing basketball. When I get to grandpa's house, I'll ask him to teach me how to shoot.

I am a child who loves learning. Listening carefully in class, using your brain, raising your hand actively and answering questions loudly are often praised by teachers and classmates. I am also a child who loves work. Every time it's my turn to be on duty, I always clean the ground clean and spotless. Although I am sweating like a pig, I am still very happy. I am still a helpful child. Seeing that my classmates are in trouble, I will take the initiative to help.

This is me, a happy child, I hope everyone likes me.

My self-reported composition 16 Hi! Hello everyone! My name is Sun Yiyang. I am 9 years old. I am in the third grade of China Resources Branch of Shicheng Normal University.

I have a small problem. I have no patience in doing things. When playing the piano, I don't want to play for a while, and I want to pass the time quickly.

I also have a small advantage, like reading novels and so on. As soon as I read a book, I forgot that time was passing by. I like Laughing Cat Diary best. I am a fan of laughing cats. Once, I took a diary of a laughing cat to school. My class is the last to cook at noon. I didn't want to waste that precious time on reading, so I took out an interesting book, Laughing Cat Diary, and read it. ...

I didn't wake up until the whole class finished eating. Teacher She found that I haven't cooked yet and said, "Sun Yiyang, go and cook." I just woke up. ...

I like drawing cartoon characters, swimming and playing house with other children.

If you like these games I play, if you are free, come to my house to play!

My self-reported composition 17 My name is Li, and my nickname is Li. I am 9 years old and I am in Grade Three. In Zhang Yuanyuan, I have a small face and a pair of small eyes. I am a sunny and kind little girl.

I like painting, singing, dancing and reading. I can paint for two hours when I am free. After everyone has finished eating, I will also dance a self-made dance. My parents praised me as a capable child. I have a lot of extracurricular books. These extra-curricular books made me know many friends, such as The Golden Bell, Pig Snoring, Little Apple Man and Charlotte. I like them very much.

I also have a few bad friends. Their names are carelessness and procrastination. Carelessness and procrastination made me either misread the questions, copied them wrong, or didn't finish the papers during the exam. So I lost a lot of points in several exams and was scolded by my parents.

I hope I can be more and more intelligent and sensible like the meaning of the word "Rui" in my name, and finally realize my dream. Do you know me? Do you want to be good friends with me?

My self-reported composition 18 is in Class 1, Grade 3. I am a chubby little boy who is not too tall. My eyes are big and look dignified and strong. If you look closely, you will find a shallow scar on my left face. Although this scar is on my face, I like it. My hair is not long. I've always wanted to keep it like a saint in a saint. When the wind blows, my hair flutters around. It feels good. But every time my hair grows, I feel sultry, so I still keep my hair short.

I have a' bad habit' and always ask' why'. For example, why are the ripples of raindrops in water round instead of square? Why does the vortex of water flow counterclockwise? Once I asked my mother, "Why ..." My mother said with a smile, "You have so many' Why', you are really a' problem children'!"

I also like sports. My 50-meter running and double flying are at least in the top seven of our class. I am also good at painting. I have been a member of the school art interest group this semester.

This is me. Have you guessed who I am?

You guessed it, I'm Yang.

I am a quiet girl with big eyes. In life, I am a very timid person, afraid to ask others when I encounter difficulties. I am still a careless person. When I was in primary school, I often forgot to bring my homework to school, and I often found the teacher's criticism.

When I was in primary school, I remember one Friday, as soon as school was over, I rushed out of the school gate and took the bus home. When I got home, I suddenly remembered that I didn't bring my schoolbag back, so I had to go back to school to get my schoolbag, which was laughed at by my classmates. I made up my mind to get rid of this bad habit again and again, but no matter what I do, I just can't get rid of this unintentional sentence. In life, I am still a timid person. If the teacher lets me perform on stage alone, my voice will be as small as a little ant. The teacher also criticized me several times for these things.

Everyone should have their own ideals. My ideal is to be a compulsory teacher for poor children. I want them to study in the classroom. In order to realize this ideal, what I can do now is to study hard. Only by learning this knowledge well can I teach others knowledge.

This is a careless and timid me. Although I have many shortcomings, I have many advantages, and I will try to turn them into advantages.

Today, I am very happy, because I have waited for my "the only thrill".

I sat there, really looking forward to someone taking me away. At this moment, I found a tall boy coming towards me. His eyes were fixed on me and he didn't turn around. I'm glad to see the opportunity to leave here. After a while, he took out a big pile of red bills, and then carried me on a car.

He hugs me every day and often helps me put on beautiful "lace clothes" to dress me up. Whenever he is free, he will take me to visit the playground of his school. Sometimes, he will play with me on the playground. When playing, he often touches my head and looks at me with a smile. Usually when we play, he will invite his good friends to play with me. They always throw me high and catch me. Sometimes, they try to catch me, and I have a good time. Every time they play with me, they sweat profusely and their clothes are soaked.

After school, he would hug me tightly and take me to the playground until the sun went down.

On the way home, he will hold me like a baby; When he eats, he will let me sit next to him; When he does his homework, he will put me on his desk; When he sleeps, he will put me by his bed ... I can't live without him all the time, and he can't live without me.

Until one day, after playing with me, he and his friends were punished by their teacher for standing for a class, scolded him after class, and then called their parents. Soon after, my parents took me away and I didn't see him until he came home from school. When I got home, he ignored me and didn't even look at me. He pressed me to the ground and kicked me, which made me hurt all over. I feel as if he is a different person, and he treats me worse than before. I am sad. Later, he was very angry with me and threw me into the dark room, which scared me!

I am just an ordinary basketball. Why are you doing this to me? It's unfair.

My self-reported composition 2 1 Hi! Hello, everyone, I am your good friend: Sister Paradise! You don't know me yet. Listen to my account. I am a primary school student from Boxing, and my school is Boao Bilingual School. I like playing the electronic piano and singing. If you are my friend, you will know that I am a very emotional girl. I always cry when I meet touching scenes (that is, I am dying). I have many good friends, such as Liu, Jia Yi, Wang Jiaoping and Bian. ......

They are all my close friends. I like rainy days, and the light rain drops on my face, just like a pearl curtain "sliding" over my face, which brings people waves of refreshing. I like being blown away by the wind, because in this way, all my troubles will be taken away by the wind, leaving only happy and carefree things. I like listening to songs, especially Chen Hao's songs. For example, songs will be taken where I want to go. ......

But sometimes I feel sad for the song. But in contrast, I prefer to listen to lyric songs, such as fairy tales and Dimfragrance ... I like lotus flowers, which have been praised by countless literati throughout the ages. As the saying goes,' get out of the mud and don't get stained'. This is the real reason why I like lotus flowers. If you really want to be friends with me.

I am a little girl who is a little introverted but not stage fright. I am ten years old this year. I am not tall or thin, and my grandmother often calls me "skinny". A long black hair, like wicker, is usually tied high with colored rubber bands and tied into a long ponytail. When you walk, you will throw them around. How swaggering! I have thick eyebrows and big eyes, long eyelashes and double eyelids. My nose is a little flat and my mouth is small. Although I often laugh. When I am angry, my mouth will become taller than the sky. Whenever this happens, my sister and mother will say, "A good mouth can hang two oil pans!" " "At this time, I immediately stopped being angry and laughed.

I like painting very much. I think painting is a very relaxing entertainment. I won the first prize in a painting competition! When I was young, I drew simple crayons. However, my imagination is rich. Others draw a triangle on the house and a square at the bottom. But I'm different. I draw my hand on the paper with my handprint, add a smiling face, and then draw the door. I think this painting is more innovative.

I'm a little timid. Whenever I see something terrible, I cry. Once, while we were having a class, suddenly there came an "uninvited guest" in the class-Cerambycidae. It was singing on the window frame, and the teacher didn't want to delay the lecture. Unexpectedly, my classmates (including me) are looking at the longicorn curiously. The teacher had to borrow a napkin from Fang Zhixian and caught the longicorn. After the teacher caught the longicorn beetle, he walked past me. I couldn't help shouting "Ah, one by one" for fear that the longicorn beetle would jump on me from the teacher's hand.

There was a guzheng performance in Qiupu Theatre, and there were many big sisters and aunts. My mother was very worried about me at that time, fearing that I could not play normally. Mother saw me playing "Fishing Boat Singing Late" calmly and intimately on the stage, and the smile on her face came out.

This is me, an ordinary girl-Yang Shanwei!

My self-reported composition Article 23 Hello everyone! Let's meet. My name is Zhao Bowen. I am seven years old. I am a sunny and handsome boy. I have a pair of big eyes, double eyelids and a small mouth under my small nose.

I am outgoing, lively and cheerful. I'm not afraid to meet strangers outside. I will try my best to get close to them and talk to them soon. They all say I'm a little "adult". At school, I will play with my classmates, make jokes and make them laugh, so everyone likes me.

I have many hobbies, reading, writing, playing basketball, playing football and climbing mountains, which can be said to be both civil and military. However, I also have many problems, especially active and playful, and I don't like to think that things have gone wrong. Dad said that children's brains will rust if they don't think. I don't want to rust. I will get rid of these bad habits in the future and be a three-good student that teachers like and classmates like.

My name is Xin Haocheng. I 10 years old. I am a fourth-grade pupil in New Oriental. I was born in Yangzhou and my hometown is Shandong.

My hair is black and hard, like a small thorn. Ears are big, like two fans. His eyes sparkled. And a sensitive nose and a greedy mouth. When it comes to delicious food, I can't help it. My body is fat, but strong and tall. You all know me!

My strengths are my love of sports, diligence, love of small animals and politeness. Physical education class is my favorite. I like running, swimming and playing badminton. My wish is to surpass Wang Rui in running. Speaking of diligence, I'm a little embarrassed. Sometimes I am very diligent, helping my parents cook and going to bed after finishing my homework, but I don't want to wash my socks when I am lazy. I often feed stray cats and dogs, and I often feed them fish and bask in the sun for the little turtle at home. Going back to my hometown is also to help my grandparents feed chickens and pick up eggs. I am good at being polite. I am often praised for my sweet mouth. I not only use polite language, but also give my seat to others on the bus. Many grandparents, uncles and aunts like me.

But I also have shortcomings. My weakness is that sometimes I am too grumpy to control my emotions, and sometimes I cry. I am also making progress slowly. Please supervise and help me.

I hope everyone likes me after I correct it!

There is a girl who often wears a tall ponytail and wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses on her nose. Her round face and eyes are often bent. She is lively and loves to laugh. She is considered a clown. Speaking of which, you may already be curious, right? Now, let me introduce you.

I am the "pistachio" in my class. As long as there is my place, it is definitely a joke, of course, because I am a chatterbox! I like to share my happiness with my friends, because the ancients didn't always say "share happiness with one person, then this happiness will become two copies". Because of my humor, I became a cheerful and lively girl. I'm also a master at defusing the atmosphere. The tense final exam, the air in the classroom is particularly depressing, and everyone is very anxious. I clapped my hands to make everyone laugh their heads off, and the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly relaxed a lot.

I am not only a "pistachio", but also like reading very much.

There are all kinds of books on my bookcase, including essays, novels, essays and masterpieces ... I tell you quietly that I have been reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms recently! Through books, I came to a new world and met many people. They led me, taught me a lot of knowledge and taught me a lot of truth. Over time, books have become an inseparable part of me. Gorky told me that "books are the ladder of human progress" and Shakespeare told me that "books are the nourishment of the whole world". I will keep these teachings in mind and sail to the other side of knowledge in the boat of books.

In addition to the above, I am a little painter. The blackboard newspapers in my class are basically sponsored by me. Every issue of the blackboard newspaper will make students shine. Sometimes it's lifelike cats and dogs, sometimes it's cute Q characters, and all kinds of people have them. My name will never disappear at the school art exhibition. Whenever I see my work, my classmates will give me a thumbs-up and feel as sweet as honey.

Of course, I still have many "skills"! Do you want to know? Then make friends with me.