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Every man has a car dream in his heart, and I have a short relationship with BMW xDrive30i.

It's a long story, please be careful?

Every man has a car dream in his heart! Have a cross-country dream; Have a sports car dream; There are blue sky and white clouds dreams and motorcycle dreams. This all stems from men's pursuit of mechanical instinct and speed, so they pay more attention to performance, horsepower, configuration, technology, fuel consumption and so on when choosing a car. Women's requirements are relatively simple, except for face value or face value (personal opinion, I don't like it). ? My husband has a cross-country dream! Toyota's Land Cruiser (which many people like to call the Land Patrol) is his ultimate dream. When the child grows up, he wants to drive us to Tibet. Enjoy the scenery along the way, experience the unknown on the way, and feel the mystery and sacredness of Tibet. Unfortunately, since 20 16 domestic land patrol was officially discontinued, my husband has been lost for a long time because he wants to buy a new land patrol that can only be imported into the Middle East in parallel. Some time ago, there was news, 2020 land cruiser? The Middle East version of 4000GT has arrived in Tianjin Port, but none of these cars meet the emission standards or can't get in. Even so, my husband still believes that Toyota will not give up the China market, and he will continue to wait! ? I don't have much demand for a car, as long as it's an SUV. We have two SUVs because I get carsick badly and throw up while driving. Once, the BMW X5 was the only car that touched my heart. Its lean and dynamic body shows a steady and noble temperament and is conquered by its powerful gas field. Of course, it was stopped by its high price. I can only regard it as a dream. [cute] [cute]? Last year, I was going to change trains. My husband suggested that I switch to X5, and I was very excited. Happiness comes too suddenly! But it soon calmed down. X5 landed more than 900,000 yuan. What conditions did our family have? Why is it so high-profile when you buy food and pick up the baby car? My husband doesn't think so: with your height and style, you can hold the X5 completely. I think it's appropriate to drive a BMW at the age of 25-40. If you go up, you should consider mature, stable and comfortable brands and models. Are you sure you want to miss BMW? To be honest, it's false not to be interested. But I have to consider whether it is necessary to buy X5. It takes half an hour to go back and forth every day, and it is rare to get on the expressway. The car is expensive, and the maintenance and use costs are also expensive ... I really want to give up, but I am not willing. As the old saying goes: driving a BMW and riding a Mercedes-Benz is about BMW's outstanding handling performance and driving pleasure, purely for the driver. Mercedes-Benz pays more attention to luxury and stability, and passengers can feel its comfort better, which is why bosses with drivers like to buy big Mercedes-Benz [hee hee]. Reasoning delayed the order. Now that I think about it, I may have been waiting for X3 to appear ...? …………………………………………………? Encounter X3? It was a warm and sunny afternoon, and I was driving on the Qiu Shi viaduct, which was congested all the year round. When I was sleepy by the sun, I suddenly saw a touch of blue in front of me. Beautiful! My brain was suddenly awakened. It moved forward slowly and saw that this was BMW X3! My mouth can't help but rise: hey hey! Sample, it's you! [Cool]

Somewhere beyond the mist/blue sky and white clouds.

…………………………………………………? Give up and get back? I'm not afraid of your jokes. I only knew BMW 3, 5, 7 series and X5 before, and never paid attention to its other models. Now this X3 comes at the right time. It's simply tailor-made! The car price is 400,000 yuan cheaper than X5, which belongs to Lizi properly. But my husband told me not to be impulsive. He always thinks X3 is a little stingy, so it is better to change X5 in one step. Instead of wasting your breath at home, it is better to make a decision after a field trip. All right! Set off for the 4S shop immediately, and get to the point when you get there. The sales consultant introduced the X3, X4 and X5 models respectively. When introducing X5, I was a little excited to open the car door and climb into the seat. This is very strange. I used to think that X5 would be bigger than CRV, but not much bigger. As soon as I got on it, I felt that the cockpit seat was designed too wide, which was completely out of my control. The car body is too wide, and the poor estimation ability is easy to be rubbed. Lateral parking is my weakness. If it is so wide, I will definitely stop for a long time and have no confidence in driving on the road. Can only mercilessly abandon X5! In fact, the most fundamental reason is (q-i-o-n-g). ? I like the front face and interior of X4. The crimson seat is very classic, with more personality and sense of movement than X3, which is more suitable for young people. Its disadvantage is that the height of the back row is not enough, and you will hit your head when you go in and out, unless you don't consider sitting in the back seat. ? The front face of X3 looks like X5 from a distance, but smaller than X5! Just what I want. The rear roof is slightly higher than the X4, and the distance between the front and rear seats is not large, but fortunately, the seat is deep enough, and people will not feel crowded when sitting on their backs. Twenty dashboards have just been redesigned, and the configuration of 30i is relatively complete, with design, intelligent driving and digital technology, which is calm and dynamic; Low-key elegance! The key is the quantum blue of love at first sight. After a short drive home, my husband insisted on X5, and I definitely chose X3. Low-key luxury has connotation ... After several rounds of telling the truth, he finally agreed to choose X3.

…………………………………………………? Siti X3? The day after I saw the car happened to be my birthday, and the weather was right. Just buy yourself a present! [Cute] I went to the second 4S shop (no, it was a 5S shop) at 10 in the morning, and it was very efficient if the goal was clear. No test drive; No grinding price; I didn't ask for a gift ... At that time, there happened to be a 30i quantum blue car in the store, so I signed it and brushed it. Where is the car? Take a few days off, and I'll choose a lucky day. [Hee hee] [Hee hee] [Hee hee] It's only after eleven o'clock when I left the store [snickering]? With my fingers,165438+1October 30th is an auspicious day of the ecliptic, and I braved the light rain to get the car alone. The salesman asked me, "Can you drive?" I nodded. He said, let me show you the car! My little blue is parked in the dark underground garage, so I can't check the car. Next, the sales introduction: this is keyless entry, this is the display screen, and the buttons here can be adjusted and connected to the mobile phone ... This is to adjust the seat so that you can choose the driving mode ... "Stop, stop, your brain is a mess, how can you remember so much?" Tell me how to drive it home. "The salesman listened to the music:" This is the start button, this is the gear, this is the handbrake, turn right at the traffic lights when you go out, and the gas station is on the right. Well, have a nice trip! "[smile]? Now, before picking up the car, the group friends will ask what to pay attention to when picking up the car. Check what? Is there a ceremony to pick up the car? I want to say: I drove home with nothing on my face. [wiping sweat] [embarrassed]

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…………………………………………………? After having a mistress? Only after I picked up the car did I find that X3 had become a tram. If I want to improve my recognition among many x3 s and have my own personality, I must change my appearance appropriately! A casual search on the Internet found that X3 also has M version and 40i version. There are m imported cars in China, but the 40i is not imported. Then these two paragraphs are reference objects. X3M is black in appearance and looks sporty, young and handsome. 40i is metallic cerium ash, advanced, atmospheric and stable. So in which direction will it change? When I was struggling, I registered a car home account and went to the forum for help. It was at this time that I got to know the owner of X3 group in Hangzhou (nicknamed Fat Ass), and he enthusiastically pulled me into the group. This group is full of car owners who will mention X3 soon. Everyone's interest in new cars is still very high. If you don't understand anything, as long as you ask in the group, there will be enthusiastic old drivers coming out to answer. There are tens of thousands of group messages every day, covering a wide range of topics? There are too many participants to close the door for 24 hours. Usually, if you don't agree with each other, you will eat chicken, wash your car, take photos ... coquetry is endless. At present, one group is close to full capacity, and the number of newly established two groups is almost above 100. X3' s group is really big! ? In May, we organized an outdoor activity, because few people came to participate in the epidemic, about 20 riders. Assemble, ferry, eat, run the mountain ... everything goes well, and no one is left behind. There will be more organizations when the epidemic is over.

I want to write about the waves here.

Group activities

…………………………………………………? My car is my call. People always have to do something they want to do when they are young (not young), otherwise they will have no capital to brag to their grandchildren when they are old. That's right! I'm going to start! [Proud] Of course, my change aimed at improving the face value can only be regarded as an original factory upgrade, not a modification. Although it is not as good as the professional modification in Shengyuan, it is a willful thing for me. ? It takes time, effort and money to change from small east to small west to exterior decoration to brakes, from X3M thunder route to X3M40i wind ... But I am proud to see it gradually become what I want. You can read my previous post about the transformation process, so I won't elaborate here. After post-processing, the contrast picture is more intuitive. I am the original factory controller, and now all the car kits are genuine.

When a pair of red ears were assembled and started, they felt that they had added 10 horsepower [hee hee]

20 simple metal pedals, I matched them again.

699 wheels with original MP, painted blue.

The disc of the front wheel 374 has a larger caliper than that of the elderly.

The USB interface of the central cigarette lighter has been changed.

40i cerium gray scale

The front face of cerium ash is really atmospheric

Four thousand? Original cerium gray tremella fuciformis

Headlights? Tusks with fog lights

Cerium gray side cheek? M mark

BMC high flow style? It's from our bearded brother. Very useful!

When the brakes were just changed, the power decreased due to the heavy unsprung weight. Later, the BMC high-flow style and GD steel throat were changed, and the power picked up again.

Original style

High carbon heat treatment opens purple disk

The only regret is that I can't serve this plate. I have a front wheel 374 and a rear wheel 370. After heat treatment, such a large disk is easy to deform and make abnormal noise. If it is only a high-carbon diamond without heat treatment, it will not be deformed, but without this beautiful and enchanting purple, the face value will be much lower. After thinking for a long time, it is better to use the original disk until there is a suitable one. Here, I would like to focus on the teacher of the first brake group in our group. Since I asked him how to solve the problem of soft front of the brake, the teacher of the first brake has instilled brake knowledge into me day and night, but I don't understand it at all, and he doesn't resent it. I will continue to talk about him and forget myself. I didn't finish the course until I met several 540i parts. He pushed this brake disc by himself. He is a person who likes to learn. ? …………………………………………………? 《? Maintenance articles? I am serious about changing cars, and daily cleaning and maintenance is my strong point. I bought a product at 7788 that was 6 thousand smaller. Basically, they are all operated by themselves. Many people don't understand why they have to work hard and save money to wash their cars. Actually! I like driving my own car, but I don't like others'.

Products carried by vehicles

Leave the unused ones at home first.

Towels for various purposes

The newly maintained seat renderings are moist and smooth. ...

Xiaoxin fire extinguisher, just put in the inner pocket of the door, is very important, and safety is more important.

…………………………………………………? Fix makeup? Said a lot, and finally took some makeup photos [cool]

40i central control standard

Full? handsome

Side-face killing

All right, that's it! I graduated, too! [smiling]? I wish you all a pleasant journey and safe entry and exit! [fuel]