A joke that makes girls happy (a joke that makes girls happy)

Humorous jokes are also called humorous jokes, which are easy to understand, humorous in language and humorous in jokes. Humor is an attitude and a quality. Humor is widely spread all over the world with its unique charm. Humor, like love, is an inseparable part of life. Good humor makes people laugh it off, makes people understand the philosophy of life in laughter, and makes people feel happy and happy in laughter.

1, "Why don't I buy a birthday cake?

"At a friend's birthday party, the boy said with a cake in a vat." Yes, why don't I buy a birthday cake? "Girls see boys angry. The boy said, "I'm not going! "I won't give you anything good!" The girl went on to say, "Yes, this gift is really beautiful. How much can it be worth? " The boy said, "it's not worth much money, but it's very happy." The girl said angrily, "I don't know what happened to me today."

In the street, a couple of young people had an argument about the cake. Later, everyone gave the cake to someone.

The young man said, "I didn't rob the cake. You robbed my cake, so I gave it to you." One of them said, "You can't rob the cake, or you will rob me." Another person said, "then take it to eat sweet cake!" " "At this moment, someone grabbed the cake and brought it here to eat. Others said, "Why did you rob my cake? The other three people listened and said, "Do you also eat cake?" Then how do I eat? "

I just went out and found myself surrounded by my girlfriend. It turned out that I was surrounded by a beautiful woman and kept asking if she had taken me out for dinner.

The beauty said yes, I quickly answered, there is, and the beauty said ok? I asked her why she took me out to dinner. The beauty said that it would be nice if you came with me now. I replied that I would come back and take you out. Beautiful reason is not unreasonable, because I have a girlfriend. A beautiful woman is someone who likes reading. The beauty told me that I love reading now, and now I am the person who reads the most. Now you are reading, not eating!

One morning, a colleague in the company was surprised and asked me what was wrong.

I said, "Yeah, you know what? I just got up in the morning and found myself sleeping alone by the bed, my face flushed, and I was so scared that I immediately opened the window to wake people up. Now I finally know why I woke up in a cold sweat in the morning. I also said, "How come? I clearly saw you two just now! " I said, "I want to go to your office and ask them what's going on. "