What's the funny joke? Tell two.

Classic joke: Classic joke: One day in Eight-Nation Alliance, Xiaoming came home crying. His father asked him why he was crying.

Xiaoming said that in history class today, the teacher asked him how Eight-Nation Alliance came to China. The teacher scolded me when I said I didn't bring it.

His father called the teacher: "Teacher, you blame Xiao Ming. Although Xiao Ming is a little naughty, I assure you that Eight-Nation Alliance is definitely not brought by him. "

Teacher?

Xiaoming, Xiaoming's father and Xiaoming's grandfather go fishing. Grandpa fell for a while and stopped. Xiao Ming said to his father, look, your father is like an S pen. Dad was anxious and scolded: Your dad is just like an S pen!