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Funny SMS wishes the Spring Festival.

Lead: When the New Year's Eve is served, it is sweet and sour, braised brightly, steamed with good luck and happiness, fried with wealth, boiled water is safe and healthy, sauce is romantic and sweet, and cold dishes are refreshing and healthy. I wish my friends a family reunion on New Year's Eve and good luck again and again! Next, I sorted out the funny SMS blessings for the Spring Festival. I hope you like the article!

1, may good luck be trampled under your feet like a mine from time to time, bad luck will never come to you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will follow you like a fly all your life. Happy New Year!

2. When the Year of the Pig comes, I will customize a blessing for you in advance, wishing you a triumphant life and infinite happiness; The cause has made a fortune, and the financial resources are rolling; Love is boundless and sweet; The days are sunny and prosperous!

The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you, with sincere wishes: Happy New Year!

4. With the arrival of the Year of the Pig, I wish you a wonderful blessing: love, "spring" pride; Career, "festival" festival climbed; Achievement = its "joy" is endless. Happy Spring Festival and all the best!

Spring is not warm in front of the court, snow is still cold behind the house, and the Spring Festival is celebrated in the dead of winter. Although the Spring Festival has not arrived yet, I wish you all a happy Spring Festival in advance!

6. I wish you a happy New Year: peace all the year round, good health every month for 65,438+02 months, wonderful every week for 52 weeks and happy every day for 365 years. Happy spring festival!

7. In the new year, I jumped to the Golden Pig, and I jumped to the National Games. I jumped to the second jumping point. The situation is good, three jumps are full of people's hearts, four jumps have high income, and life is good. Fu Lushou gladly came, warmly welcomed the new year and celebrated the New Year.

8. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you and your family a safe New Year's Eve. Happy first day, happy second day, beautiful third day, sweet fifteenth day, and smooth year after year.

9. Crowds can't stop you from buying tickets; Long queues can't drown your desire to go home; No matter how hard it is, stick to it, brother. You're not fighting alone. Good luck in buying a ticket.

10, time flies, friendship flows long yesterday, the new year is coming, it is a happy beginning, new hope for New Year's Day, happy smile, good mood, happy New Year's Day.

1 1, it's the Spring Festival. A blessing brings six fragrances and one fragrance to send you a cash cow, two fragrances to send you a noble hand, three fragrances to send you a good job, four fragrances to send you worry-free, five fragrances to send you a box full of money, and six fragrances to send you eternal well-being.

12, which is a short message, shortens the distance; It is a blessing that attracts the soul; Be a friend and pass on a smile; Is to forward and continue happiness; Happiness spreads from me to you and from you to the earth. I wish you a happy new year.

13, the year of the pig is here, let's do something special! I wish you good luck and peace, bring happiness, success and health, happiness and peace, and a successful year. Happy spring festival!

14, the new year is a sweet candy, a colorful fireworks, and a time for us to reunite with our parents! Every new year, I wish you and your family happiness and health, year after year!

15, give you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you happiness and all the best!

16, I wish the Year of the Pig good luck, bright future, all the best, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness as the East China Sea, longer life than the South Mountain, happiness, prosperous career and dreams come true.

17, the latest Spring Festival SMS: Happy New Year, Happy New Year! may you have a happy new year! In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck in the Year of the Pig! Everything comes true!

18, when you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

19, the new year has come, luck is shining, troubles are around, love nourishes without troubles, and money runs home; Go out to meet people and listen to good news at home. There is this time every year, and there is today every year. I wish you better every year!

20. New Year gifts: one catty of peanuts and two jins of jujubes. Good luck running; Three pounds of oranges and four pounds of bananas, the financial resources roll into your pocket; Five catties of grapes and six catties of oranges, may you get what you want; Eight catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day.

2 1, often feel happy, indicating that you are tolerant of life; You often receive my short messages, which shows that you have a very important position in my heart! The new year is coming, I wish: smile and be happy for one second! Happy new year!

22. The new year has passed, and I am determined to make achievements this year. Planning to the end of the year is not long, and the indicators of each month are very detailed. Social flexibility, low-key efforts. Excavate the ordinary to achieve magic, get out of the ordinary and strive for the first place. Wish you success!

23. Happy New Year: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you fewer difficulties; Trouble three wishes; Four wishes of not being old; Five wishes for a good mood; Six sad wishes; Seven wishes for happiness; Eight wishes for high income; Nine wishes for peace cover; Ten wishes for happiness!

24. I quietly put my New Year's resolutions into your dreams and let them come true one by one with your dreams. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

25. The bell rings all over the world at 0: 00, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once fiery time. may you have a happy new year!

26. Hold a bunch of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, go to France by special plane to buy four bottles of romance, the United States to buy six boxes of happiness, and Britain to bring eight boxes of blessings. I will give you ten heartfelt concerns as a New Year gift!

27. The Spring Festival has arrived, and so has the God of Wealth. Grandpa God of Wealth smiled at you. Wage increase business is booming. The stock market is good. If you fall out, you should pick up a gold ingot. Good luck chases you every day! Happiness? Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

28, the Spring Festival is coming, the god of wealth is coming, I wish you good luck. Good mood, good health, I wish you a better life. Rich in financial resources and harmonious family, I wish you a rich life. Best wishes, please accept. I wish you happiness and early development. Happy spring festival!

29. The Spring Festival is coming. In this year, my blessings are hard to send, happiness is packaged, grandstanding is driven early, and everything goes well. I don't know who transferred me, but my blessings are still delivered. Happy spring festival!

30. Spring Festival is coming, set off firecrackers: auspicious photos; Two sad rings; Three-ring troubles disappear; Four wealth rings have arrived; High income in the Fifth Ring Road; Liuhuan is in good health; The seventh ring is in an excellent mood; Eight-ring safety cover; Nine rings around happiness; Ten ring's career is on the rise!

3 1, Spring Festival is here, pay a New Year call; Send you a glass of wine, wish you good luck; Send you an auspicious picture, and everyone will praise you for your happy life; Send you a red lantern, and everything will be fine; Happy New Year in advance!

32. The Spring Festival is approaching. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, the Universiade of June 6, seven stars shine high, and all directions come to make money, and the 99 is one and complete. Happy new year!

33. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you giggle at work, be alive and kicking when you get off work, hum a tune in your mouth, mumble unconsciously in the morning, sleep at night and wake up with a fright. Your pillow is full of money.

34. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you happy to enjoy every second of the festival, happy to feel the beauty of life, happy to end the past year, and run forward with laughter and confidence. Finally, I want to add: Happy Spring Festival!

35. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you a golden horse on your career road, heroic spirit on your health road, bumpy wealth road and rosy love road. People pay attention to it every day, the workplace is progressing smoothly, wealth and honor are shared, and lovers join hands with the world.

36. The Spring Festival has arrived, and the blessings come to report: great wealth and small wealth, unexpected wealth, and rolling financial resources; Family, love, friendship, a true feeling; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, wealth; Lovers, relatives and family members are safe.

When the Spring Festival comes, I wish my family peace, health, success, strong parents, wealth, friendship, good luck, sweet love and good luck.

38. When the Spring Festival arrives, it will take longer to send blessings and send a short message. Happy, happy, may you laugh; Carefree, carefree, good luck will always surround you; When the financial resources arrive, happiness will arrive, and health, peace and happiness will be fine. Happy Year of the Pig!

39. Spring breeze and willow tidbits float, laughing and celebrating the Year of the Pig. In Qi Huan, plum blossoms are in full bloom to welcome spring. Open the door and jump up. I wish you a better career, smooth work and good health. Don't be proud of the top, friends and relatives often come to see it.

40. In 2008, happiness blossomed and set sail successfully. Put aside your troubles and be carefree. sunshine avenue is at your disposal. Bonuses will be given when performance climbs, and everyone praises family happiness. I wish you grow up in the Year of the Pig and smile often!