I need some humorous jokes about innovation and imitation, the more the better, thank you.

1. Walking with grandpa at night, I saw a beautiful woman not far away, and I couldn't help but look twice.

Grandpa asked, "Do you like it?" I nodded embarrassedly.

Grandpa asked again, "Do you want her phone number?" I blushed in an instant.

Grandpa said, "Look at me." Then turned and walked to the beauty. A few minutes later, my phone rang, and there came a sweet voice: "Hello, are you * * *?" Your grandfather is missing. Come here quickly. We are in the park. "

After listening, I silently saved the phone. ...

Second,

I once quietly tightened the cup of a girl I secretly loved, and then she took the initiative to help her open it when she was at a loss. I met her in the street many years later, and she was married. She said, I knew you secretly tightened the cup, and I silently cooperated. My heart was shocked and my eyes ached. Then why don't you tell the truth? She said a little sadly, fool, you are so ugly and poor at reading, so let you practice your hands. Don't fall behind others in moving bricks in the future.