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Couplets related to the Great Wall
There are three adjacent dormitories in a university. People in Room A are "numb", people in Room B like cigarettes, and people in Room C like good wine. So Room A is called "Ma Guan", Room B is called "Smoke Guan" and Room C is called "Pub". One day, a busybody posted three couplets to three bedrooms at night:
The first couplet in Room A was "Repair My Great Wall", the second couplet was "Love My China", and the second couplet was "No Play, No Play".
room b is linked with "purple smoke in Rizhao hut", linked with "burning all the money in your pocket" and marked with "spitting".
room c is linked with "drink porridge and wine often", linked with "and never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!" and cross-linked with "drink more when you drink it".
after the end of the term, the school conducted a "three inspections" on the three dormitories. People in the three dormitories were not only arrested for make-up exams, but also punished. At night, some busybodies secretly posted couplets to the three dormitories:
The first couplet in Room A was "You are not a hero if you don't repair the Great Wall", and the second couplet was "A group of idiots who lost 1, when you repaired the Great Wall".
The first part of Room B is "Pocket Money Drained", the second part is "Little Face with Golden Light", and the second part is "Sick Pneumonia".
Room C was linked with "Crying with an empty cup", linked with "Failing to drink bad stomach", and cross-referenced with "Paying the make-up exam fee for drinks".
Ancient poems about the Great Wall, couplets
Poems:
Drinking horses in the Great Wall Cave
Author: Zi Lan
Tourists drink horses in the Great Wall Cave.
Ma Si smells fishy water, so he wants to soak human bones.
if it is not a flowing spring, it will never be a murmur.
wash all the dirt on the bones, but don't wash the wrongs in the bones.
if bones are like running water, there is a resurrection in the four seas.
whimpering in the air, doubts are words in the voice.
Author: Du Mu
Sheng Jingwen thinks that his career is peaceful, and he sings all over the world.
Qiu Lai has a magnificent momentum, and the spirit after the frost is too bright and hideous. Those who are broad-minded and virtuous are strong in the world, and the Great Wall is invincible in using virtuous people.
if the king understands the theory of public security, who dares to fight in Anshi?
After Tandaoji's Old Base
Author: Liu Yuxi
The Great Wall in Wan Li is bad, and weeds are abandoned in autumn.
there are many women in moling, and they still sing white doves.
antithetical couplets:
Yumenguan couplets
There is endless snow coming out of Tianshan Mountains
There is a constant storm
Note: (1) Yumenguan, an important pass of the Han Great Wall, is on the Han Great Wall line 9 kilometers northwest of Dunhuang City, Gansu Province, and it is the only pass on the Silk Road North Road. According to legend, Hetian jade was imported into the Central Plains, hence its name.
(2) Tianshan Mountain means Qilian Mountain.
The curtain of the South Courtyard and the North Courtyard is empty
Yangguanyu is not closed
(excerpt from Hong Liangji's poems)
Note: (1) Hong Liangji, whose name is Ya Cun, was named Beijiang, Qingyang Laker and Qianlong Jinshi.
(2) This couplet extracts two sentences from Hong Liangji's poem "From Wulan Wusu to Anji Sea, the snow is full for more than ten days, and I haven't seen an inch of land for a long time."
(3) Nanting, a guide to Wang Ting of Xiongnu, and a general guide to Xiongnu and its hometown. Its location, according to "Biography of the New Tang Dynasty Turkic", records: "From Yanqi, you can go to Nanting on the seventh day in the northwest, and to Beiting on the eighth day in the north."
(4) Beiting, the place where the northern Xiongnu lived in the Han Dynasty was Beiting.
Yangguan Changting Lian
Gathering a glass of wine in sorrow and joy
Ten thousand miles in northwest and southeast
Note: Yangguan, an important pass of the Great Wall of Han Dynasty, is located on the antique beach 7 kilometers west of Dunhuang City, named after it is south of Yumenguan Pass, and it is the only pass of the South Silk Road.
Dunhuang Mingsha Mountain and Shaming Mountain Temple
When did the sand thunder, but there was a dragon sting?
The pool is still ancient, and it is still coming out of the water.
The scenery is painted by Xianluan.
The shape is negative.
Note: Mingsha Mountain is 6 kilometers south of Dunhuang, Gansu Province, and there is a crescent spring at the north foot. Overlooking the mountain, there are many sand dunes, clear springs rippling, falling from the top of the mountain, sand falling with the human body, and the sound is endless, so it is called Mingsha Mountain, and there is Mingshan Temple on the mountain.
Jiayuguan Lian
Erkuang Tiger Mouth boasts natural hazards
Ten-fold sheep intestines are truly magnificent
Note: Jiayuguan is located slightly west of the central part of Hexi Corridor in Gansu Province, about 7 kilometers west of Jiayuguan City. In the fifth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty (AD 1372), Feng Sheng, the general conqueror, built Jiayuguan on Jiayuyuan, between Qilian Mountain and Montenegro, with a circumference of 726 meters. Later, he gradually built more than 1 pavilions, carved with beams and painted buildings, colorful and magnificent, which became the important pass of the Great Wall of Wan Li in the Ming Dynasty and was known as the "Xiongguan in the world".
grinding bricks to build fish phosphorus tiles
multicolored jade building
Note: In the second year of Ming Zhengde (AD 157), the inner city of Jiayuguan was completed, and Wang Zhenli, the captain of Jiayuguan in Suzhou who was in charge of this project, set up a monument entitled "Jiayuguan Jieji". This paper records the reconstruction of Guancheng, the second floor of the east and west buildings and the warehouse of the Guanting factory from autumn to August in the first year of Ming Zhengde (AD 156) to February in the following year. There is a seven-character poem carved on the right side, and these are two of them.
Jiayuguan Opera House couplets
Play the past with joys and sorrows
Foolish, virtuous and loyal, and recognize the scene
Note: Jiayuguan Opera House, located in the outer city of Jiayuguan, had a theater in the Ming Dynasty, which was rebuilt in May in the 57th year of Qing Qianlong (AD 1792), and couplets were carved on both sides of the stage.
Jiayuguan Wei Bingwei's topic
The rain helps Julian Waghann to teach Wan Li Kunlun to meet
The spring breeze is pregnant with Dili and happy for ten years, and the sword ring is re-grasped
Note: this couplet was originally hung on the wooden lattice at the front desk of Jiayuguan Stage, and now it is hung in the rebuilt Guandi Temple.
the curtain of the south court and the north court is empty
yangguan jade door is not closed
yangguan Changting Lian
gathering joys and sorrows for a glass of wine
ten thousand miles in northwest and southeast.
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