Let people send red envelopes and funny jokes.

1、

Mom: Son, do you know any customs during the Spring Festival?

Son: I know, I know. Make tofu, make buns, paste Spring Festival couplets, eat jiaozi, set off firecrackers, and. ...

Mom: What else?

Son: And WeChat grabs the red envelope!

2、

Mom: Why do you always stare at your mobile phone?

Son: grab a red envelope.

Mom: How much can you rob?

Son: Look at the technique, sometimes it's a waste of time, sometimes it's a few cents to one or two dollars.

Mom: I'll give it to you 10 yuan. You go and brush the pot for me. ...

Friendship article

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There is a friend who has done nothing but grab red envelopes since he ate the New Year's Eve dinner. The results are as follows: Rolls-Royce Car Purchase Voucher in 50 yuan, Cash Voucher for Ten European Countries in 20 yuan, and 100 Yuan Car Purchase Voucher for Sanya Seaview Villa. Just now, just now, he actually grabbed the 1 million red envelope, 1 million! 1 10,000 Boeing 747 is so excited to buy plane tickets!

4、

Friend, listen to my advice. Put down your mobile phone, go out of the world of WeChat red envelopes, read a few pages of your favorite books, go out for a walk in the sun, or ride a bike. After dark, I will invite some friends I haven't seen for a long time to have tea, chat and do something casually. In the end, you will find that it is still very interesting to grab the red envelope by WeChat. ...

Poetry article

5、

It is better to rob money than to mow the grass in the afternoon.

Love crazy six, grab the whole morning.

Grab the morning and grab the afternoon.

When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars!

Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

6、

Spit out while watching the Spring Festival Evening.

Shake WeChat to grab the red envelope.

Giving is always less than robbing.

Dear local tyrants, please be kind.

Foreign media articles

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Foreign media reported that China's economy collapsed the day before yesterday. More than 80% people in China can't go to work, and a large number of unemployed people burn and throw explosives in the streets at night. A large number of unemployed people drink and gamble, and the rest can only live by watching TV. Faced with the end of the collapse, China people can only get together as a family, stay together in fear and stay up all night until sunrise the next day. There are also all schools closed, all walks of life are stagnant, 80% of shops are closed, and the stock market is completely closed. Countless young people lost their minds for a few cents. ...

Scholar's article

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The latest nine-type personality of grabbing red envelopes. What is your personality?

-Explosions (paid): local tyrants send red envelopes, all kinds of big red envelopes! Give more, grab less!

-conservative: it will only be sent if it is robbed!

-Leader: There are few people chatting in the group. Take a small red envelope to see how many people there are, and be good at mobilizing the atmosphere!

-Diligence: I want a red envelope, thank you for grabbing it, and strive for the first line!

-Practical: never talk, just silently pay attention and grab the red envelope!

-Gifted: Get a smaller red envelope when you receive it!

-atmospheric type: when you receive a small red envelope, you must send a big red envelope, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable all over!

-willful type: if you see a red envelope, don't grab it. If you receive a red envelope, you won't get it.

-cornucopia type: Don't just enter the type!