Wanrong joke boring baby

Wanrong joke frowsty Eva a:

1. I took out a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator at noon and took a look. I said, oh, it's apple-flavored My colleague in Chengdu said, what, do you want an Android flavor?

2. Why do I have to get up? I obviously got up yesterday.

Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

I thought I wanted a career, but I just wanted a salary.

5. What did those write? New year's breakthrough? Dear friends, apart from weight and debt, what breakthroughs have you made? !

6. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card ~

7. Neighbors are always decorating, the boss is always so stingy, his figure will never be thin, and spending money will never be enough.

8. People who are really kind to others and don't ask for anything in return will get what they want without asking for anything in return. . .

9. It's too cold. I go to work by bike and wear a helmet. Suddenly itchy throat, habitual spitting. . . Damn it, I forgot my helmet!

10, mobile phone as computer, computer as TV, TV as decoration.

Wanrong joke frowsty baby 2:

1, sister, don't be picky. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

Don't cry, dear, even if the whole world bullies you, it's not bad for me.

Your youth, which has nowhere to put it, has formed pimples on your face.

4、? Use four words to describe that the person you like doesn't like me! ?

5, I told all the lies, you believed, simple I love you, but you always don't believe it.

6. A woman can only be a girl for a few years, and a man can be an uncle for a long time.

7. She complains that her boyfriend has to take care of everything and ask everything. She pays no attention to her personal space at all. My boyfriend was embarrassed after hearing this, so he gave her a yellow diamond.

8. It's not terrible that your girlfriend is lazy. The terrible thing is that she still loves cleanliness. The man in charge of washing clothes this winter, you know.

9. If a person's mobile phone number can remain unchanged for more than ten years, it can be preliminarily judged that this person is trustworthy: he owes no debts to others and he owes no money to others. . .

10, no one is right or wrong on the road of feelings, and the girlfriend is always right.

1 1. A brother with a younger sister is usually gentle, and a sister with a younger brother usually becomes a bitch in three seconds. . .

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