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Classic lines of Xinlongmen Inn

Classic lines of spring festival evening

1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.

2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.

3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.

The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.

My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.

6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?

7. You and your wife really match.

8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?

9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup

10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.

1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?

12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.

13, hey, can I cheat you some money?

14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?

15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.

17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.

19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!

22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?

23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!

24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Be yourself because no one wants to be you.

Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.

27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.

29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.

3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?

34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.

35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!

36. deliveryman: this box is yours and this box is Tingting's.

37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.

38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.

40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.

43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.

45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!

47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?

49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!

52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .

55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.

Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.

57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.

58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.

59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.

Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!

The classic lines of chills

The classic lines of chills

The film "Chill", which is regarded as the best Hong Kong gangster film in recent ten years, was released in Chinese mainland and Hong Kong today (165438+1October 8th). This Hong Kong film, directed by Lok Man Leung and Kim-ching Luk and starring Tony Leung Ka Fai and Aaron Kwok, has held many pilot films in the media and industry and won many praises. Different from the previous Hong Kong gangster movies, Chill is a high IQ gangster story in the new era, which tells the story of the battle of wits between the top police in Hong Kong. Liu Jiehui played by Aaron Kwok and Li Wenbin played by Tony Leung Ka Fai are both popular candidates for promotion to the next Commissioner of Police, but they are also different. Although there are many classic police films in Hong Kong, it is probably the first time to expand the police level in Hong Kong like Chill. No wonder Aaron Kwok and Tony Leung Ka Fai both said that they learned a lot about the Hong Kong police after they played Chill. The following websites share the classic lines of Chill for everyone:

1. I have served in the Hong Kong Police Force for 30 years. I met many people and offended many people. Every organization, every department and every post has its own rules of the game, either explicit or implicit. The first step is to learn it.

2. In extraordinary times, use extraordinary methods.

If you want to survive in an environment, you must learn explicit or implicit rules.

No matter how careful you are, you will never be as delicate as life.

5. If you are not bold when you are pregnant, when will you be bold?

6. Whether it is bright or dark, you have your own rules of the game.

7, the fact is always the most subtle!

8. We are policemen, not mad dogs.

9. I asked about technology, do you understand?

10, not eavesdropping device, but secret weapon.

1 1. The role of the father cannot override the identity of the police.

12, prepare for the worst, prepare for the best.

13, everyone says I'm sorry, but you, I can't stand it.

Hong Kong can become an international financial center and the safest city in Asia, and the rule of law is our core value.

15, don't let the boss run after the subordinates, the subordinates should keep running to see the boss!

How much have you changed? How much is left?

17. All wars are unnecessary.

18, every institution, every department and every post has its own rules of the game. Whether it is bright or dark, the first step is to learn, but many people have died before they get there. Do you know why? Self-righteous. The second step is to find out the thread in this game, learn how not to foul, and know how to play in tennis, so as to barely save your life.

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20xx 14 classic series

"20xx 14" is a romantic movie aimed at true love day, which tells the love story of three young couples from 20xx Shuang 1 1 Singles Day to 20xx65438+1October 4th. Young men and women who have a crush on each other, the true love of playboy, and romantic couples who have experienced emotional crisis have vividly described their touching love at different stages of life, from meeting, acquaintance and falling in love to knowing each other and staying together. According to director Lingchen Kong, the theme song of "20xx 14" is a song tailored for the film "20xx 14", which is intended to express the special significance of eternal love.

The following site shares the classic lines of 20xx 14:

1, whoever marries you in the future is either a slave or a grandson!

2, life is alive, who has not loved two or three scum!

3. Hey, you are a fairy. Where did you fall? Do you have a GPS in your head? You are so insidious!

4, you have to accompany my shirt! When will you return my shirt? Where is my shirt?

It is my business that I like you. Whether you like me or not is your business. I like you, but I won't let you like me. What are you afraid of?

6. I love my life because I fell in love at first sight, and then I want to know, do you love me? Finally, I want to ask, will you marry me? 20xx 14.

7. Don't be too nice to me. What if I never meet someone who is so kind to me again?

8, think more headaches, think deeper and feel distressed.

Xingkong classic xiantiao

Xingkong classic xiantiao

The movie Starry Sky describes a quiet girl who meets a quiet teenager. They are not the happiest children. One day, they fled the city, climbed mountains and came to the mountain hut where the girl's grandfather once lived. At night in the mountains, they saw the most beautiful starry sky, and described a child who could not communicate with the world from the perspective of age, from panic and escape to gradual self-awareness.

The following websites share the classic lines of the starry sky for everyone:

1. At that time, the future was far away and shapeless, and the dream didn't know what it was called.

I often walk a long way alone, and I feel like a fallen leaf when the wind blows.

Looking up at the starry sky, I want to know: is someone coming to me from somewhere in the world?

4. Like light, from one star to another.

5. Later, you appeared. Turn left again.

6. We waited for our youth, but we missed each other. But I will always remember that summer, the brightest and loneliest starry sky.

7. Although everything will pass, hold on as tightly as you want before letting go.

8. At the age of thirteen, we are actually very fragile; At the age of thirteen, we are actually quite strong. So, please be gentle with us before we have to face this cruel world. We really don't ask much: a look, a word, a rain, a gust of wind, or a nod goodbye. As long as there is such a little warmth, we will all feel happy from the heart. However, I never got the goodbye I wanted. We'll talk about it later. Little rabbit, never become a big rabbit; The baby elephant did not become an elephant; The only person who seems to have grown up is myself.

9. Xiaojie, will you stay with me for a while?

10. When I was a child, my grandparents and I lived in the mountains. Grandpa often tells me that as long as you look up at the stars, the world will become so big.